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"What is a FAQ?"
- As much as I wished it stood for "Funny Ass Quotes",
the truth is "Frequently Asked Questions"
"Is Film Quotes Spam? What is Spam?"
- Film Quotes is NOT Spam. You have to subscribe to
Film Quotes, whereas Spam is sent directly to you, like
it or not.
"How do I submit a quote?"
- You can submit your favorite quotes by clicking on
the "Submit A Quote" link or emailing me at:
squirrely@filmquotes.com
"What do you look like?"
- Imagine if it were physically possible for Brad Pitt
and Tom Cruise to give birth to a boy. I would look nothing
like it.
"How do I subscribe to the newsletter?"
- You can click on the link on my page or you can visit
Gophercentral.com and find it there.
"What is your favorite movie of all time?"
- It's a trick question because it's impossible to answer.
I'd be able to tell you who shot Kennedy before I touch that
one.
"I've tried unsubscribing and it won't work. I don't want the
newsletter anymore, how do I make it stop!"
- I'm sorry you feel that way, considering my newsletter
would make Hemingway shed a tear. If the unsubscribe link
isn't working for you on the newsletter, email me and I will
remove you faster than you can say "restraining order".
"Boxers or briefs?"
- With my salary? I'm lucky if I can eat four times a week,
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