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          <title>EVTV1.com Bizarre Video Clips</title>
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          <description>EVTV1.com offers FREE Video clips with new clips added all the time!</description>
          <language>en-us</language>
          <copyright>EVTV1.com 2011</copyright>
          <pubDate>Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:01:04 AM</pubDate>
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               <title>The Wandarama!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=20198</link>
               <description>Wandarama works on the principles of static electricity. The same thing that makes hair stand up when you rub a balloon against it makes this great toy appear to defy the laws of gravity. Children will be learning while they play.</description>
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               <media:title>The Wandarama!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>wandarama, magic wand, levitating wand, toys, toys and games, magic toys, floating wand, science toy, science toys</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Wandarama works on the principles of static electricity. The same thing that makes hair stand up when you rub a balloon against it makes this great toy appear to defy the laws of gravity. Children will be learning while they play.</media:description>
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               <title>The Return of the Fanny Pack</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18120</link>
               <description>Here is a special news segment covering the surprising come-back of the fanny pack. But don't get caught calling it by that name! This fashion accessory is anything but nerdy.</description>
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               <media:title>The Return of the Fanny Pack</media:title>
               <media:keywords>fanny packs, fanny pack, backpack, hip bag, bag, personal storage, storage, pack, fashion, trends, fashion trend, new fashion trends, trendy fashion, trendy, trendy fanny packs, fashion bags, fashionable bags, fanny pack fashion</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is a special news segment covering the surprising come-back of the fanny pack. But don't get caught calling it by that name! This fashion accessory is anything but nerdy.</media:description>
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               <title>Red Riding Hood - Trailer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18116</link>
               <description>This bizarre adaptation of the popular fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, is sure to get your blood pumping!</description>
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               <media:title>Red Riding Hood - Trailer</media:title>
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               <media:description>This bizarre adaptation of the popular fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, is sure to get your blood pumping!</media:description>
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               <title>The President's Speech with Mike Tyson</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18110</link>
               <description>Hilarious satire of The King's Speech but with Mike Tyson giving elocution lessons to George W. Bush.</description>
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               <media:title>The President's Speech with Mike Tyson</media:title>
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               <media:description>Hilarious satire of The King's Speech but with Mike Tyson giving elocution lessons to George W. Bush.</media:description>
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               <title>Quick Fix - Drive Angry</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18105</link>
               <description>Piper (Amber Heard) experiences a bit of car trouble when, out of nowhere, Milton (Nicolas Cage) appears and offers her some assistance in exchange for a ride.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/driveangry-quickfix.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Quick Fix - Drive Angry</media:title>
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               <media:description>Piper (Amber Heard) experiences a bit of car trouble when, out of nowhere, Milton (Nicolas Cage) appears and offers her some assistance in exchange for a ride.</media:description>
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               <title>The Hunt Is On - Drive Angry</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18104</link>
               <description>Jonah King (Billy Burke) gathers his minions and gives them the task of putting an end to the troublesome Milton (Nicolas Cage), during which Milton's ally, Piper (Amber Heard), eavesdrops.</description>
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               <media:title>The Hunt Is On - Drive Angry</media:title>
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               <media:description>Jonah King (Billy Burke) gathers his minions and gives them the task of putting an end to the troublesome Milton (Nicolas Cage), during which Milton's ally, Piper (Amber Heard), eavesdrops.</media:description>
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               <title>This Does... - Drive Angry</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18103</link>
               <description>The Accountant (William Fichtner) seems hell-bent on putting a stop to Milton (Nicolas Cage) and his mission of vengeance. But Milton has a surprise for his nemesis.</description>
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               <media:title>This Does... - Drive Angry</media:title>
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               <media:description>The Accountant (William Fichtner) seems hell-bent on putting a stop to Milton (Nicolas Cage) and his mission of vengeance. But Milton has a surprise for his nemesis.</media:description>
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               <title>Dancing Frog Legs!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18086</link>
               <description>This has got to be among the most off-putting home experiments I have witnessed. It's Alive! It's Alive!</description>
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               <media:title>Dancing Frog Legs!</media:title>
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               <media:description>This has got to be among the most off-putting home experiments I have witnessed. It's Alive! It's Alive!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/froglegsdance.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Portal 2 - Game Trailer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18076</link>
               <description>What would you do if you woke up in a massive laboratory only to find out that you are a human test subject? The twists don't stop there in the squeal to the hit puzzle game 'Portal'.</description>
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               <media:title>Portal 2 - Game Trailer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>portal, portal 2, portal video game, valve, valve video games, puzzle games, puzzle video games</media:keywords>
               <media:description>What would you do if you woke up in a massive laboratory only to find out that you are a human test subject? The twists don't stop there in the squeal to the hit puzzle game 'Portal'.</media:description>
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               <title>The Adjustment Bureau - Trailer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18051</link>
               <description>The affair between a politician (Matt Damon) and a ballerina (Emily Blunt) is affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart. Based on a short story from acclaimed science fiction author Philip K. Dick.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/adjustment-trailer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Adjustment Bureau - Trailer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>The Adjustment Bureau - trailer, Trust Me - The Adjustment Bureau, I choose Her - The Adjustment Bureau, Third Grade - The Adjustment Bureau, No Rules - The Adjustment Bureau, Can't Talk Here - The Adjustment Bureau, Romance, Thriller, Matt Damon, David Norris, Emily Blunt, Anthony Mackie, Harry Mitchell, New York, U.S. Senate, politician, contemporary ballet dancer, Elise Sellas, ballet dancer, ballerina, mysterious forces, mystery, affair, science fiction, author, Philip K. Dick, John Slattery, Richardson, Terence Stamp, Thompson,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The affair between a politician (Matt Damon) and a ballerina (Emily Blunt) is affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart. Based on a short story from acclaimed science fiction author Philip K. Dick.</media:description>
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               <title>Sitter Haunt - Scare Tactics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18027</link>
               <description>The victim on this episode of 'Scare Tactics' is Shannon, a babysitter hired by a deranged woman who thinks her dead little girl is still alive. But when Shannon sees the apparition of a little girl she's not so sure!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scaretac-sitterhaunt.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Sitter Haunt - Scare Tactics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Scare Tactics, Hidden Camera, Season Three, Season 3, Sarah Colonna, Tracy Morgan, Shannen Doherty, Sven Holmberg, Nicole Gordillo, Prank, Pranks, Comedy, Reality-TV, TV, Television, TV Shows, Stupid Humans, Alien Abductions, Hauntings, Ghosts, Sci-Fi Channel, Horror, Paranormal, Practical Joke, Practical Jokes, Sitter Haunt,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The victim on this episode of 'Scare Tactics' is Shannon, a babysitter hired by a deranged woman who thinks her dead little girl is still alive. But when Shannon sees the apparition of a little girl she's not so sure!</media:description>
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               <title>Bad Energy - Scare Tactics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18026</link>
               <description>A woman named Sophia working with ghost hunters encounters what she thinks are ghosts of people killed by the mob in this episode from the third season of 'Scare Tactics' hosted by Tracy Morgan.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scaretac-badenergy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bad Energy - Scare Tactics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Scare Tactics, Hidden Camera, Season Three, Season 3, Sarah Colonna, Tracy Morgan, Shannen Doherty, Sven Holmberg, Nicole Gordillo, Prank, Pranks, Comedy, Reality-TV, TV, Television, TV Shows, Stupid Humans, Alien Abductions, Hauntings, Ghosts, Sci-Fi Channel, Horror, Paranormal, Practical Joke, Practical Jokes, Paranormal Hot Spot, Bad Energy,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A woman named Sophia working with ghost hunters encounters what she thinks are ghosts of people killed by the mob in this episode from the third season of 'Scare Tactics' hosted by Tracy Morgan.</media:description>
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               <title>Experiments - Scare Tactics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18025</link>
               <description>While investigating illegal electricity usage an unwitting 'assistant' discovers a human experiment gone wrong. She thinks she is going to be the mad scientist's next victim until she finds out she's on 'Scare Tactics'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scaretac-experiments.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Experiments - Scare Tactics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Scare Tactics, Hidden Camera, Season Three, Season 3, Sarah Colonna, Tracy Morgan, Shannen Doherty, Sven Holmberg, Nicole Gordillo, Prank, Pranks, Comedy, Reality-TV, TV, Television, TV Shows, Stupid Humans, Alien Abductions, Hauntings, Ghosts, Sci-Fi Channel, Horror, Paranormal, Practical Joke, Practical Jokes, Experiments,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>While investigating illegal electricity usage an unwitting 'assistant' discovers a human experiment gone wrong. She thinks she is going to be the mad scientist's next victim until she finds out she's on 'Scare Tactics'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/scaretac2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fair Trade - Scare Tactics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18024</link>
               <description>A woman finds herself in the unenviable position of being adopted into a murderous cult, whether she wants to or not, in this episode of 'Scare Tactics' on the Sci-Fi Channel.</description>
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               <media:title>Fair Trade - Scare Tactics</media:title>
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               <media:description>A woman finds herself in the unenviable position of being adopted into a murderous cult, whether she wants to or not, in this episode of 'Scare Tactics' on the Sci-Fi Channel.</media:description>
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               <title>Seeing with Your Tongue!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18023</link>
               <description>Here is a fascinating news story about a new device that allows people stricken with blindness to see again. It utilizes one of the other five senses, your taste palate!</description>
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               <media:title>Seeing with Your Tongue!</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is a fascinating news story about a new device that allows people stricken with blindness to see again. It utilizes one of the other five senses, your taste palate!</media:description>
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               <title>Reporter Gets Tongue Tied'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18022</link>
               <description>In this bizarre, infamous clip a reporter has trouble getting out what she needs to say. It is almost painful to watch.</description>
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               <media:title>Reporter Gets Tongue Tied'</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this bizarre, infamous clip a reporter has trouble getting out what she needs to say. It is almost painful to watch.</media:description>
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               <title>California on Egypt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18001</link>
               <description>In this sad-but-true clip, Californians are asked about what is happening in Cairo Egypt (during the 2011 protests against the government). You will be shocked to see how many of them are clueless!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/california-onegypt.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>California on Egypt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>California on Egypt, California talks Egypt, what California knows about Egypt, Egypt, Cairo, protesters in Egypt, Egyptian revolt, Egyptian protests, Tahrir square, Cairo protests</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this sad-but-true clip, Californians are asked about what is happening in Cairo Egypt (during the 2011 protests against the government). You will be shocked to see how many of them are clueless!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calionegypt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fast Robotic Hand</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18000</link>
               <description>This neat video is a great display of the limitlessness of robotic capability. Imagine if an entire robotic being was programmed with this much detail and precision!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/robotic-handfast.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fast Robotic Hand</media:title>
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               <media:description>This neat video is a great display of the limitlessness of robotic capability. Imagine if an entire robotic being was programmed with this much detail and precision!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fastrobohand.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Glass Harp</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=17884</link>
               <description>This is one of those viral videos that shows what talent mixed with some organization and effort can produce. It's amazing how accurate this performer is with his unique... instrument?</description>
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               <media:title>Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Glass Harp</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is one of those viral videos that shows what talent mixed with some organization and effort can produce. It's amazing how accurate this performer is with his unique... instrument?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/glassharp.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Impossible Slopes - Optical Illusion</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=17883</link>
               <description>This contraption is designed so that if observed from the right angle, it looks like the balls are rolling up its slopes. This makes for one cool optical illusion!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/impossible-uphill.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Impossible Slopes - Optical Illusion</media:title>
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               <media:description>This contraption is designed so that if observed from the right angle, it looks like the balls are rolling up its slopes. This makes for one cool optical illusion!</media:description>
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               <title>Dean Kamen Invents The SlingShot Water Purifier</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=17636</link>
               <description>In the near future fresh water could cost as much as gasoline. In developing countries clean water is already a precious commodity. So how do you make water purifying easy and cheap? Inventor Dean Kamen has an answer.</description>
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               <media:title>Dean Kamen Invents The SlingShot Water Purifier</media:title>
               <media:keywords>SlingShot, Sling Shot, Water Purifier, Water Purifying, Dean Kamen, Segway, Inventor, Inventions, Inventing, Water Crisis, Fresh Water, Water Conservation</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In the near future fresh water could cost as much as gasoline. In developing countries clean water is already a precious commodity. So how do you make water purifying easy and cheap? Inventor Dean Kamen has an answer.</media:description>
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               <title>Mouseland</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=17614</link>
               <description>This video does a spectacular job of putting today's politics in layman's terms. The funny part is that this speech was given about 50 years ago; delivered by Canadian politician Tommy Douglas.</description>
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               <media:title>Mouseland</media:title>
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               <media:description>This video does a spectacular job of putting today's politics in layman's terms. The funny part is that this speech was given about 50 years ago; delivered by Canadian politician Tommy Douglas.</media:description>
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               <title>Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=16673</link>
               <description>I wonder what these two guys eat for breakfast... This catchy rap parody promoting Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal is a good video if you're looking for a few laughs.</description>
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               <media:title>Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap</media:title>
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               <media:description>I wonder what these two guys eat for breakfast... This catchy rap parody promoting Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal is a good video if you're looking for a few laughs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crunch.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cool Tiger Nude Painting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15745</link>
               <description>In this clip, an artist paints an awesome and mesmerizing tiger mural. His canvas; the naked backsides of three lovely models! The artist is promoting wildlife preservation by expression.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tiger-nudepaint.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cool Tiger Nude Painting</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tiger painting, tiger, 3d tiger painting, nude tiger painting, naked tiger painting, naked painting, nude painting, cool tiger painting, cool tiger, tiger painted on naked women, naked women tiger painting, three models with tiger painting on their backs, back painting, nude back painting, painting of tiger on backs, body painting, body art, nude body painting, nude body art</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, an artist paints an awesome and mesmerizing tiger mural. His canvas; the naked backsides of three lovely models! The artist is promoting wildlife preservation by expression.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tigernude.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dog With Human Arms!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15743</link>
               <description>If you have a pet dog, you know they are almost human. Take a gander at this clever video clip that is sure to put a smile on your face. Share this video clip!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dog-man.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog With Human Arms!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Dogs, pets, animals, funny pet videos, funny animal videos, cute pets, humor, dog with human arms, dog with arms, dog man</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you have a pet dog, you know they are almost human. Take a gander at this clever video clip that is sure to put a smile on your face. Share this video clip!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dogmanarms.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Shaolin Monk Balances on Two Fingers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15580</link>
               <description>These are Shaolin monks from Henan Province in China. They are in Hong Kong to demonstrate the 'Two Finger Zenist Kung Fu.' Si Xingsong, 19 at the time, is said to be one of only two people in the world who can do this!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/shaolinmonk-twofingers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Shaolin Monk Balances on Two Fingers</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Shaolin Monk Balances of Two Fingers, Shaolin Monk Balances on Two Fingers, Shaolin Monk, Shaolin, Kung Fu, Gung Fu, Martial Arts, China, Chinese, Chinese Martial Arts, Zen, Two Finger Handstand, Two Finger Kung Fu, Two Finger Zenist Kung Fu, Zen,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These are Shaolin monks from Henan Province in China. They are in Hong Kong to demonstrate the 'Two Finger Zenist Kung Fu.' Si Xingsong, 19 at the time, is said to be one of only two people in the world who can do this!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/shaolintwofingers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn surrender - 1980</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15557</link>
               <description>Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn of the Weather Underground surrender to the police after being on the run for eleven years.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ayers-surrender.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn surrender - 1980</media:title>
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               <media:description>Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn of the Weather Underground surrender to the police after being on the run for eleven years.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/billayersmug.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Is This Woodpecker Brave or Dumb</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15533</link>
               <description>Woodpecker, snake attacking a woodpecker, animals attack, when animals attack, is this woodpecker brave or dumb, brave woodpecker, dumb woodpecker, strange animal videos</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazy-woodpecker.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Is This Woodpecker Brave or Dumb</media:title>
               <media:keywords>I would not have believed this if I hadn't seen it. Watch as this Woodpecker takes on some kind of BIG snake. What I really want to know is, what was the woodpeckertrying to accomplish?!Really!</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Woodpecker, snake attacking a woodpecker, animals attack, when animals attack, is this woodpecker brave or dumb, brave woodpecker, dumb woodpecker, strange animal videos</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pecksnake.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Numa Numa Guy Conducts Halftime Marching Band</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15475</link>
               <description>The former Internet sensation directed the MSU Marching Band at halftime.The song? You guessed it- Numa Numa! A lot of fun for anyone who remembers this video clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/nnumakid-band.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Numa Numa Guy Conducts Halftime Marching Band</media:title>
               <media:keywords>numa numa, numa, numa numa guy, numa numa kid, cool video, num numa band, numa numa marching band, marching band video, numa kid, numa guy, numa numa guy conducts band, numa numa guy conducts marching band, numa numa halftime, numa numa song, halftime marching band</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The former Internet sensation directed the MSU Marching Band at halftime.The song? You guessed it- Numa Numa! A lot of fun for anyone who remembers this video clip.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/numaband.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>More Stupid Humans</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15454</link>
               <description>The more video that is taken of humans, the less one can believe in evolution because our species often seems one step removed from sea slugs. Take a gander and share this with friends!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cantfix-stupid.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>More Stupid Humans</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stupid humans, caught on video, bizarre, weird, funny videos, humor, accidents, crazy accidents, dumb accidents</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The more video that is taken of humans, the less one can believe in evolution because our species often seems one step removed from sea slugs. Take a gander and share this with friends!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cantfixstupid.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Mystery Halo Appears In Russian Sky</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15446</link>
               <description>In a bizarre scene caught on video, Russian motorists taped this strange halo-like image in a dark sky. Strange meteorological event or UFO? You decide.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/omoscow-halo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mystery Halo Appears In Russian Sky</media:title>
               <media:keywords>UFO, unidentified flying objects, bizarre, strange, Russian sky, Russian halo</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a bizarre scene caught on video, Russian motorists taped this strange halo-like image in a dark sky. Strange meteorological event or UFO? You decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/moscowhalo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hitler Upset With Vikings Signing Favre</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15437</link>
               <description>Another hilarious parody has Hitler manifestly upset with the Vikings organization because Brett Favre was signed. Parody doesn't get much better!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hitler-favre.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hitler Upset With Vikings Signing Favre</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hitler, vikings football, football, brett favre, hitler parody</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Another hilarious parody has Hitler manifestly upset with the Vikings organization because Brett Favre was signed. Parody doesn't get much better!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/favrehitler.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>All the Single Babies</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15422</link>
               <description>If you like it then you should have put a bib on it... Check out this baby who is giving Beyonce a run for her money...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/allthesingle-babies.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>All the Single Babies</media:title>
               <media:keywords>babies, all the single babies, beyone, dancing babies, dancing baby, baby,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you like it then you should have put a bib on it... Check out this baby who is giving Beyonce a run for her money...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/singlebabies.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>New VW Car To Get 170 MPG</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15421</link>
               <description>Take a look at the future...today. Here is a new VW that will roll out in 2013. It is a sleek two-seater that looks like something out of the Jetsons. Enjoy the future.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/volkswagon-l1concept.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>New VW Car To Get 170 MPG</media:title>
               <media:keywords>technology, cars, hybrids, VW, science, green cars, green marketing, Volkswagen, volkswagon l1, l1</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a look at the future...today. Here is a new VW that will roll out in 2013. It is a sleek two-seater that looks like something out of the Jetsons. Enjoy the future.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vwl1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Daft Hands - Harder, Better Faster</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15416</link>
               <description>Very cool video of a woman who painted letters and words on her hands and "sings" to a techno song. No word description does this justice, you just have to watch!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/darthands-better.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Daft Hands - Harder, Better Faster</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Daft hands, fun, bizarre, daft hands better faster stronger, techno music, viral videos, crafts</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Very cool video of a woman who painted letters and words on her hands and "sings" to a techno song. No word description does this justice, you just have to watch!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dafthands.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Big Brother Pizza</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15414</link>
               <description>Our lives are increasingly being scrutinized in the name of corporate efficiency. The erosion of privacy as a value and its connection to freedom is undermined by corporate Big Brother. Watch this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bigbro-pizza.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Big Brother Pizza</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Big brother, orwell, privacy, privacy violations, behaviorial targeting, targeting, aclu</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Our lives are increasingly being scrutinized in the name of corporate efficiency. The erosion of privacy as a value and its connection to freedom is undermined by corporate Big Brother. Watch this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bigbropizza.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Apple Store Ripped Off in 31 seconds Flat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15389</link>
               <description>Security cameras caught the dramatic heist of Apple iPhones and computers in 31 seconds. Five men smashed the window and cleaned out most of the display equipment all caught clearly on the security camera.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/macstore-31seconds.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Apple Store Ripped Off in 31 seconds Flat</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Apple store, robbery, thieves, heist, apple store looted, five robbers, five thieves, crime, criminals, security cameras</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Security cameras caught the dramatic heist of Apple iPhones and computers in 31 seconds. Five men smashed the window and cleaned out most of the display equipment all caught clearly on the security camera.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/applestore.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Girls Gone Grabblin'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15328</link>
               <description>If there is one video on the internet that could persuade me to move south it's gotta be this one. Here are some hillbilly beauties 'Grabblin' for some catfish; accompanied by a pretty humorous song.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/girlsgone-grabblin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Girls Gone Grabblin'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>girls gone grabblin', grabblin', grabblin, grabbling, girls gone grabbling, cat fishing song, funnign fishing, funny fishing song, hot girls fishing, girls fishing, hillbillies fishing, redneck fishing, girls grabblin', girls grabblin, grabblin' song, grabblin song</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If there is one video on the internet that could persuade me to move south it's gotta be this one. Here are some hillbilly beauties 'Grabblin' for some catfish; accompanied by a pretty humorous song.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/girlsgrab.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Top 10 Really Ugly Fish</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15316</link>
               <description>These fish sure are ugly! Its always funny to see what kinds of things nature can create over time, because these creatures simply look like God made a mistake.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ugly-fish.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Top 10 Really Ugly Fish</media:title>
               <media:keywords>fish, ugly fish, cool fish, ugly looking fish, top ten ugly fish, really ugly fish, top ten really ugly fish, top 10 really ugly fish, top 10 ugly fish, ugly sea life, sea fish, rare fish, anglerfish, blob fish, angler fish, rattail fish, rat tail fish, eel, ugly eel, eel fish, rat tailed eel, rat tailed fish</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These fish sure are ugly! Its always funny to see what kinds of things nature can create over time, because these creatures simply look like God made a mistake.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/uglyfish1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Japanese Water Powered Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15313</link>
               <description>Here it is... the solution to everyone's overpriced gas problem! All you need is a little water and it the car will take you 50 miles at a good rate! No need to recharge the battery either!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japanese-watercar.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Japanese Water Powered Car</media:title>
               <media:keywords>japanese water powered car, water car, water powered car, japanese water car, japanese car, japanese technology, cool car, sweet car, cool water car, car that runs off of water, car powered by water,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here it is... the solution to everyone's overpriced gas problem! All you need is a little water and it the car will take you 50 miles at a good rate! No need to recharge the battery either!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/watercar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>3D Tattoos</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15309</link>
               <description>Im not a huge fan of tattoos, but these are just awesome! Some have the illusion like they are coming out of the skin. Some even look like there is a creature crawling on top!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/3d-tats.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>3D Tattoos</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tattoos, tatoos, cool tatoos, cool tattoos, sweet tattoos, sweet tatoos, body art, cool body art, sweet body art, 3d body art, 3d tattoos, 3d tatoos, tats, cool tats, 3d tats, sweet tats, bug tattoos, bug tatoos, insect tattoos, insect tatoos, big tatoos, big tattoos, arm tatoos, arm tattoos, leg tattoos, leg tatoos, back tatoos, back tattoos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Im not a huge fan of tattoos, but these are just awesome! Some have the illusion like they are coming out of the skin. Some even look like there is a creature crawling on top!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tats.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Funny Car Crashes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15271</link>
               <description>Car accidents are usually never funny, but in this video they are! Its amazing how some people actually manage to crash their car in ways that seem impossible</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funnycar-crashes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Funny Car Crashes</media:title>
               <media:keywords>funny car crashes, car crashes, car crash, funny car crash, car accident, car accidents, funny car accident, funny car accidents, cars, car, crash, crashes, funny crashes, funny crash, bizarre car crash, bizarre car crashes, bizarre crash, bizarre crashes</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Car accidents are usually never funny, but in this video they are! Its amazing how some people actually manage to crash their car in ways that seem impossible</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/funnycarcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Funny Monkey Documentary</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15244</link>
               <description>These monkeys are hilarious! Its neat to see how close to humans they are too. They form social orders and have unique personalities and abilities. So awesome!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funny-monkey.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Funny Monkey Documentary</media:title>
               <media:keywords>funny animals, cute animals, awesome animals, funny animal, animals, animal, monkey, monkeys, cool monkeys, funny monkeys, awesome monkeys, hilarious monkeys, hilarious monkey, hilarious animals, cute monkeys, cute monkey, funny monkey documentary</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These monkeys are hilarious! Its neat to see how close to humans they are too. They form social orders and have unique personalities and abilities. So awesome!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/monkeydoc.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mr. Roboto Kid</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15003</link>
               <description>The kid in this video has some pretty serious moves. They call him Mr. Roboto. Check it out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mrroboto-kid.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mr. Roboto Kid</media:title>
               <media:keywords>music, dance, mr.roboto kid, dancing kid, breakdancing, bizarre, cool kid, cool dancing, double jointed, do you wanna dance, dancing,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The kid in this video has some pretty serious moves. They call him Mr. Roboto. Check it out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mrrobotokid.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bottle Dominos - Amazing!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14977</link>
               <description>I bet it took a lot longer to set these bottles up, then it did to actually drink the beers. Check out this amazing video of beer bottle dominos.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bottle-dominos.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bottle Dominos - Amazing!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>beer bottles, bottle dominos - amazing!, amazing stunt, too much free time, hobbies, drunks, drunk, drinking, bottles, beer,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>I bet it took a lot longer to set these bottles up, then it did to actually drink the beers. Check out this amazing video of beer bottle dominos.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bottledom.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Japanese Fashion Robot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14907</link>
               <description>Take a look at this robot from Japan. It is ready for the catwalk. Every year, we grow closer to the world of Blade Runner. This is the most life-like robot I have ever seen!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fashion-robot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Japanese Fashion Robot</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Technology, robots, robotics, japanese robots, humanoids, science fiction, japan, technological advances</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a look at this robot from Japan. It is ready for the catwalk. Every year, we grow closer to the world of Blade Runner. This is the most life-like robot I have ever seen!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fashrobot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Your Skin Up Close</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14883</link>
               <description>Did you know that you have bacteria living on your eyelashes and your skin? In this clip, meet a few of these hidden bacterias. Warning: You may start to itch.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/yourskin-upclose.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Your Skin Up Close</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bacteria, bacterias, your skin up close, skin bacteria, itch, scratch, bugs, bed bugs, bedbugs, little bugs, skin, gross, creepy, buggies,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Did you know that you have bacteria living on your eyelashes and your skin? In this clip, meet a few of these hidden bacterias. Warning: You may start to itch.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/yourskin.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Life and Death of a Pumpkin</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14841</link>
               <description>The clip 'The Life and Death of a Pumpkin' was winner of the Best Short Film and Best Concept at the 2006 Chicago Horror Film Festival. Check it out.</description>
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               <media:title>The Life and Death of a Pumpkin</media:title>
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               <media:description>The clip 'The Life and Death of a Pumpkin' was winner of the Best Short Film and Best Concept at the 2006 Chicago Horror Film Festival. Check it out.</media:description>
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               <title>Octopus Learns to Open Jar!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14821</link>
               <description>Life in its nearly infinite variety will always find a way. You wouldn't expect this kind of dexterity from an invertebrate, but when presented with food sealed in a jar this octopus figures out how to unscrew the lid!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/octopus-openjars.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Octopus Learns to Open Jar!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Octopus Learns to Open Jar, Octopus Opens a Jar, Animals, Animal Kingdom, Nature, Nature Video, Wild Animals, Sea Life, Ocean Life, Aquatic Life, Fish, Octopus,octopus, strange animals, animal tricks, pet tricks, amazing animals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Life in its nearly infinite variety will always find a way. You wouldn't expect this kind of dexterity from an invertebrate, but when presented with food sealed in a jar this octopus figures out how to unscrew the lid!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/octjar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14563</link>
               <description>There is no way you can watch this video and not go WTF? So what is Joaquin's deal? Has he fallen off the wagon or just shy as has been reported. David is funny, but do you think he crosses the line a couple of time? Comments please.</description>
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               <media:title>Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>late show, david letterman, joaquin phoenix, Where's Joaquin Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show, joaquin phoenix hip hop, joaquin hip hop, joquin phenix</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is no way you can watch this video and not go WTF? So what is Joaquin's deal? Has he fallen off the wagon or just shy as has been reported. David is funny, but do you think he crosses the line a couple of time? Comments please.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/latenightpheonix.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>The Huntress Whips Up a Batch of Squirrel Melts!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14271</link>
               <description>Turkey melts and hamburgers are good, but nothing hits the spot like a squirrel melt! Watch this funny video of this woman shredding squirrel meat and preparing it into a delicious sandwich!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/squirrel-melts.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Huntress Whips Up a Batch of Squirrel Melts!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Squirrel Melts, Squirrel melt, squirrel sandwich, squirrel, squirrel meat, tasty squirrel melt, bizzare foods, bizarre foods, bizzarre food, bizarre food, weird food, weird foods</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Turkey melts and hamburgers are good, but nothing hits the spot like a squirrel melt! Watch this funny video of this woman shredding squirrel meat and preparing it into a delicious sandwich!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/squirrelmelts.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Attempted Microphone Heist on Live Newscast</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14247</link>
               <description>As a news reported tries to make an interview on national television, some guy attempts to take the microphone and fail miserably! Watch as security flows to the thief immediately!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/attempted-micjack.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Attempted Microphone Heist on Live Newscast</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Microphone Theft, Stealing a microphone, stealing, theft, thief, Attempted Microphone Heist on Live Newscast, guy steals microphone, guy tries to steal a microphone, guy attempts to steal microphone, guy tries to steal microphone, guy attempts to steal a microphone</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As a news reported tries to make an interview on national television, some guy attempts to take the microphone and fail miserably! Watch as security flows to the thief immediately!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/micjackattempt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Boyfriend Caught Cheating</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14239</link>
               <description>Watch this outrageously funny video of this idiot who tapes his own affair. The unsuspecting boyfriend gets whooped by his girlfriend as he gets caught cheating!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/boyfriend-cheating.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Boyfriend Caught Cheating</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cheating, cheat, guy gets caught cheating, boyfriend gets caught cheating, affair, affairs, funny video, funny cheating video, cheating video, Boyfriend caught cheating, boyfriend gets caught</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this outrageously funny video of this idiot who tapes his own affair. The unsuspecting boyfriend gets whooped by his girlfriend as he gets caught cheating!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bfcaught.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Man Meets His Maker - The Stalker's Apprentice</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14235</link>
               <description>Marcus has become obsessed with a book that he is publishing. He takes the book very seriously and applies its knowledge of the art of stalking and murdering. He now gets to meet the writer.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stalker-meetsmaker.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Meets His Maker - The Stalker's Apprentice</media:title>
               <media:keywords>movie, tv movie, movie made for tv, made for tv, british television movie, british television, stalker's apprentice, the stalker's apprentice, horror, crime, thriller, stalker, novel based movie, movie based on the novel, movie based on the book, man meets his maker - the stalker's apprentice</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Marcus has become obsessed with a book that he is publishing. He takes the book very seriously and applies its knowledge of the art of stalking and murdering. He now gets to meet the writer.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stalkersapprentice4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Working Late on the Case - The Stalker's Apprentice</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14230</link>
               <description>When dedicated detectives become consumed by a case, they tend to work at any time of the day, even dinner time. This particular case seems to raise a few bad memories as well.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stalker-workinglate.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Working Late on the Case - The Stalker's Apprentice</media:title>
               <media:keywords>movie, tv movie, movie made for tv, made for tv, british television movie, british television, stalker's apprentice, the stalker's apprentice, horror, crime, thriller, stalker, novel based movie, movie based on the novel, movie based on the book, working late on the case - the stalker's apprentice</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When dedicated detectives become consumed by a case, they tend to work at any time of the day, even dinner time. This particular case seems to raise a few bad memories as well.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stalkersapprentice3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>A Cat on LSD</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14191</link>
               <description>Look at what happens to this cat when it is given the hallucinogenic drug, LSD. Now just imagine what people look like while on LSD. Doesn't look too appealing, does it?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/acat-onlsd.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>A Cat on LSD</media:title>
               <media:keywords>A Cat On LSD, cat, drugs, cat on drugs, animals on drugs, animals, experiment, experiments, Cat On LSD, drugs, hallucinogenic drug, hallucinations, hallucinogen, science experiment, test, testing, drug testing, video footage, test subject, bizarre, shocking, felline, feline, animal cruelty, animal testing, drug testing on animals,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Look at what happens to this cat when it is given the hallucinogenic drug, LSD. Now just imagine what people look like while on LSD. Doesn't look too appealing, does it?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/catonlsd.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Invisible Rope on the Sidewalk Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14189</link>
               <description>Watch how these different people react to the funny 'invisible sidewalk rope' prank. You'll smile at the simple but hilarious joke that most people fall for on the street.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/invisable-ropesidewalk.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Invisible Rope on the Sidewalk Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Prank, Funny prank, sidewalk prank, funny sidewalk prank, rope prank, funny rope prank, invisible rope prank, funny invisible rope prank, invisible sidewalk rope prank, funny invisible sidewalk rope prank, invisible rope, invisible rope on the sidewalk, invisible rope on the sidewalk prank</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch how these different people react to the funny 'invisible sidewalk rope' prank. You'll smile at the simple but hilarious joke that most people fall for on the street.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/invisiblerope-sidewalkprank.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Toilet Office Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14182</link>
               <description>As unsuspecting bathroom users exit the port-a-potty, they stumble along an office meeting in a room. Watch this video to see how it's done and their hilarious reactions!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/toiletoffice-prank.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Toilet Office Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Toilet Prank, Toilet Office Prank, Office Prank, port-a-potty, portapotty, portapotty prank, port-a-potty prank, bathroom prank, bathroom office prank, office bathroom prank, hilarious prank, funny prank, awesome prank, prank, funny office prank</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As unsuspecting bathroom users exit the port-a-potty, they stumble along an office meeting in a room. Watch this video to see how it's done and their hilarious reactions!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/toilet-officehumorprank.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Bizarre Creatures</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14172</link>
               <description>Watch this awesome video revealing some of the world's most bizarre animals, including the biggest dog in the world, albino moose, and a mix of a zebra and a giraffe!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bizarre-animals.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bizarre Creatures</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Animals, Animal, Bizarre Animals, Bizzare Animals, Bizzarre Animals, Bizarre, Bizarre Animal, Crazy Animals, Freaky Animals, Albino, Albino Animals, Leopon,  Liger, Tigon, Pumapard, Biggest Horse, Biggest Dog,  Zorse, Okapi, Two-Headed Snake, Bizarre Creatures, Bizzare Creatures, Bizzarre Creatures</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this awesome video revealing some of the world's most bizarre animals, including the biggest dog in the world, albino moose, and a mix of a zebra and a giraffe!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bizarreanimals.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Scary Pranks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14164</link>
               <description>A hilarious collection of clips of the best successful practical jokes. You will be sure to laugh at the people in this video who get pranked and find themselves screaming from fear.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scary-jokes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Scary Pranks</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Pranks, Practical Jokes, Jokes, Scary Jokes, Scary Pranks, Scary Joke, Scary Prank, funny jokes, funny joke, funny pranks, funny prank, funny, great pranks, great prank</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A hilarious collection of clips of the best successful practical jokes. You will be sure to laugh at the people in this video who get pranked and find themselves screaming from fear.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/scaryjokes.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>2000 Year Old Computer Brought To Life</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14088</link>
               <description>Fascinating video clip of what is believed to be the first computer, which is 2000 years old. This technology was obviousoy lost for many years. How? Nobody knows but this is one of the most fascinating videos you will find.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/recreate-computer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>2000 Year Old Computer Brought To Life</media:title>
               <media:keywords>computers, ancient technologies, lost technologies, first computer ever, ancient greek computer, lost knowledge, technology</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Fascinating video clip of what is believed to be the first computer, which is 2000 years old. This technology was obviousoy lost for many years. How? Nobody knows but this is one of the most fascinating videos you will find.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ancientcomputer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Iraqi Reporter Throws Shoe At Bush</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14043</link>
               <description>President Bush visited Baghdad and at the press conference, an Iraqi reporter threw two shoes at Bush saying, "This is farewell you dog". In Arab culture, throwing a shoe is the ultimate insult.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/iraqifarwell-shoe.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Iraqi Reporter Throws Shoe At Bush</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Bush, president bush in iraq, reporter throws shoe at Bush, bush trip to Baghdad, status of forces agreement, SOFA, iraq. middle east</media:keywords>
               <media:description>President Bush visited Baghdad and at the press conference, an Iraqi reporter threw two shoes at Bush saying, "This is farewell you dog". In Arab culture, throwing a shoe is the ultimate insult.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bushshoe.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Glowing Mountain Dew</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14026</link>
               <description>Check out this amazing clip of an experiment with the popular drink Mountain Dew. Watch as David throws together a special mixture into the bottle to make it glow.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mountaindew-glow.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Glowing Mountain Dew</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mountain dew, demonstration, experiment, glow, glowing, peroxide, baking soda, mixing, mixture, drink, shake, glass, spoon, David, glowing words</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this amazing clip of an experiment with the popular drink Mountain Dew. Watch as David throws together a special mixture into the bottle to make it glow.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mtdew-glow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Strange Crop Circles</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13977</link>
               <description>Crop circles have always been a mystery. Naturalistic explanations include man-made hoaxes or geological anomalies, while paranormal explanations include formation by UFOs.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/strange-cropcircles.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Strange Crop Circles</media:title>
               <media:keywords>strange crop circles, crop circles, ufo, aliens, hoax , ufo formation, crop, patterns,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Crop circles have always been a mystery. Naturalistic explanations include man-made hoaxes or geological anomalies, while paranormal explanations include formation by UFOs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strangestcropcircles.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Human Slinky at Half Time</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13943</link>
               <description>Veniamin, The human slinky, is a colorful and comical illusion. You can only try to visualize exactly where he is inside that costume! Here the Human Slinky performs at halftime for a Creighton University basketball game.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/human-slinky.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Human Slinky at Half Time</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Human Slinky at Half Time, Human Slinky, The Human Slinky, Slinky, Veniamin, Veniamin The human slinky, Art, Dance, Entertainment, Bizarre, Halftime Show, Half Time Show, Creighton University</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Veniamin, The human slinky, is a colorful and comical illusion. You can only try to visualize exactly where he is inside that costume! Here the Human Slinky performs at halftime for a Creighton University basketball game.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/human-slinky.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bizarre News Headlines</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13940</link>
               <description>Here's a hilarious collection of some of the wackiest newspaper headlines. Whether its a result from a typo or just clever word play, these headlines will be sure to have you cracking up!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bizarre-headlinetitles.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bizarre News Headlines</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bizarre headlines, bizarre titles, bizarre newspaper, newspaper headlines, newspaper titles, headlines, headline, funny headlines, hilarious headlines, bizarre news, funny titles, hilarious titles, funny typos, word play, clever word play, funny word play, funny words</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's a hilarious collection of some of the wackiest newspaper headlines. Whether its a result from a typo or just clever word play, these headlines will be sure to have you cracking up!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bizarreheadlines.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pimp Daddy at age 9</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13939</link>
               <description>It seems that any word that comes out of a child's mouth will be taken as 'cute,' 'funny,' or 'adorable.' Watch as this kid uses his quit wits, along with his adolescence, to win the hearts and laughter of the audience.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pimpdaddy-at9.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pimp Daddy at age 9</media:title>
               <media:keywords>pimp daddy, funny kid, kid interview, funny child, child pimp, kid pimp, little pimp, age 9</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It seems that any word that comes out of a child's mouth will be taken as 'cute,' 'funny,' or 'adorable.' Watch as this kid uses his quit wits, along with his adolescence, to win the hearts and laughter of the audience.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pimpdaddy-at9.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Elderly Asian Man with the World's Longest Hair</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13938</link>
               <description>His name is Tran Van Hay. And his hair? Well, it's a bit long. So long, in fact, that he has to wrap it up in a turban for travel. In 2004, Hay's hair measured in at an incredible 6.2 meters, or 20 roughly feet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwith-longesthair.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Elderly Asian Man with the World's Longest Hair</media:title>
               <media:keywords>long hair, longest hair, man with longest hair, longest human hair, extreme bodies, extreme hair, world record, tran van hay, really long hair, record long hair, turban, turbin, worlds longest hair, tran van hay hair, vietnam hair, vietnamese hair, tran hay, herbal, herb medicine</media:keywords>
               <media:description>His name is Tran Van Hay. And his hair? Well, it's a bit long. So long, in fact, that he has to wrap it up in a turban for travel. In 2004, Hay's hair measured in at an incredible 6.2 meters, or 20 roughly feet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manwlongesthair.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Water Sports Wipeout</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13869</link>
               <description>When you're off having fun hitting the waves there is something important you should keep in mind: The Waves Hit Back! Watch these water-sport wonders wipeout... and wipeout hard.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wipeouts-compilation.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Water Sports Wipeout</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Wipeout!, Wipeout, wipe out, wipe out!, waves, water, boats, boating, ski, skiing, waveboarding, wave boarding, water sports, splash, injury, injure, hurt, accidents, aquatic injuries, aqua, ouch, pain, fun summertime,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When you're off having fun hitting the waves there is something important you should keep in mind: The Waves Hit Back! Watch these water-sport wonders wipeout... and wipeout hard.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/water-wipeouts.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Amazing Melon Carvings</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13858</link>
               <description>It is a amazing what can be carved out of a watermelon. In this clip check out some pretty amazing carvings.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/melon-carving.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Amazing Melon Carvings</media:title>
               <media:keywords>amazing melon carvings, carvings, melons, watermelon, carvings, fruit carvings, vegtable carving,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It is a amazing what can be carved out of a watermelon. In this clip check out some pretty amazing carvings.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/melon-carving.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Idiots Plus Fire Equals...?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13825</link>
               <description>Here we see the country's future pyromaniacs, arsonists and other insane people. Drugs or alcohol might make a thrill-seeker light his head on fire, but what would possess a person to stick a fire cracker up his nose?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/idiots-plusfire.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Idiots Plus Fire Equals...?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Amature Video, Stunt, Stunts, Stupid Humans, Playing with Fire, Home Video, Reality Video, Caught on Video, Caught on Camera, Fire Stunt,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here we see the country's future pyromaniacs, arsonists and other insane people. Drugs or alcohol might make a thrill-seeker light his head on fire, but what would possess a person to stick a fire cracker up his nose?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/idiotsandfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Skateboarder on Fire!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13824</link>
               <description>This clip is a perfect example of the deterioration of the modern educational system. Young people simply fail to understand that fire causes death. The imbecile in this video was lucky enough to escape with his life.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/flaming-skateborder.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Skateboarder on Fire!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Skateboarder on Fire, Amature Video, Stunt, Stunts, Stupid Humans, Stakeboarding, Stakeboarder, Skaters, Skater on Fire, Playing with Fire, Home Video, Reality Video, Caught on Video, Caught on Camera, Fire Stunt,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This clip is a perfect example of the deterioration of the modern educational system. Young people simply fail to understand that fire causes death. The imbecile in this video was lucky enough to escape with his life.</media:description>
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               <title>Man Lashes Out After Sentenced to Death</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13823</link>
               <description>After he was found guilty of capital murder in 2007 19-year-old Dexter Darnell Johnson was sentenced by a Texas judge to the death penalty. He didn't handle the news very well. Cameras inside the court caught the drama.</description>
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               <media:title>Man Lashes Out After Sentenced to Death</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Man Lashes Out After Sentenced to Death, Dexter Darnell Johnson, Dexter Johnson, Death Sentence, Murder, Crime, News, Court TV, Death Penalty, Texas, Reality TV, Actual Footage,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After he was found guilty of capital murder in 2007 19-year-old Dexter Darnell Johnson was sentenced by a Texas judge to the death penalty. He didn't handle the news very well. Cameras inside the court caught the drama.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manrestrained.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Chinese Wonder Girl - Awesome Performance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13822</link>
               <description>Check out this amazing Chinese wonder girl as she goes to great heights to simply amaze you and keep you on the edge of your seat. Check out her amazing strength and fearless courage.</description>
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               <media:title>Chinese Wonder Girl - Awesome Performance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Chinese Wonder Girl, Chinese, Wonder, girl, strenth, flexible, flexablilty, amazing, strong, talented, balance</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this amazing Chinese wonder girl as she goes to great heights to simply amaze you and keep you on the edge of your seat. Check out her amazing strength and fearless courage.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/chinesewondergirl.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Street Magician Puts Hand Through Man's Chest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13814</link>
               <description>A street magician set up shop with cameras rolling and in wanders an unsuspecting bystander who becoems part of the act...or was he a confederate? Watch this amazing video clip and share it with friends.</description>
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               <media:title>Street Magician Puts Hand Through Man's Chest</media:title>
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               <media:description>A street magician set up shop with cameras rolling and in wanders an unsuspecting bystander who becoems part of the act...or was he a confederate? Watch this amazing video clip and share it with friends.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/handthroughcriss.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Tomb - The Vampire Princess</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13792</link>
               <description>After her death in 1741, Princess Eleonore was lost from history. When her tomb was finally rediscovered over 250 years after her death, the bizarre circumstances of her interment point to the burial ritual of a vampire!</description>
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               <media:title>The Tomb - The Vampire Princess</media:title>
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               <media:description>After her death in 1741, Princess Eleonore was lost from history. When her tomb was finally rediscovered over 250 years after her death, the bizarre circumstances of her interment point to the burial ritual of a vampire!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vampprinces4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Idiot Takes a Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13781</link>
               <description>If someone asked you to would you let someone shoot a tranquilizer dart at you? Me neither. In this clip check out one idiot who said yes.</description>
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               <media:title>Idiot Takes a Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt</media:title>
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               <media:description>If someone asked you to would you let someone shoot a tranquilizer dart at you? Me neither. In this clip check out one idiot who said yes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/darttobutt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>A Bizarre Autopsy - The Vampire Princess</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13773</link>
               <description>Princess Eleonore displayed many symptoms of vampirism; emaciation, anemia and mental disorientation. If her doctors believed Eleonore was becoming a vampire, then her autopsy might not have been an autopsy at all.</description>
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               <media:title>A Bizarre Autopsy - The Vampire Princess</media:title>
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               <media:description>Princess Eleonore displayed many symptoms of vampirism; emaciation, anemia and mental disorientation. If her doctors believed Eleonore was becoming a vampire, then her autopsy might not have been an autopsy at all.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vampprinces3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Princess Eleonore - The Vampire Princess</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13765</link>
               <description>A bizarre belief lent credence to the rumor that Princess Eleonore was a vampire. While wolves were greatly feared throughout the country, she refused to let any be shot. She believed wolves' milk would make her fertile.</description>
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               <media:title>Princess Eleonore - The Vampire Princess</media:title>
               <media:keywords>The Vampire Princess, Eleonore The Vampire Princess, Princess Eleonore von Schwarzenberg, Princess Eleonore, Eleonore von Schwarzenberg, Vampire Princess, Vampire, Vampires, History, Vampire History, Vampire Origins, Vampire Illness, Vampire Sickness, Cesky Krumlov, Krumlov Castle, Habsburg Empire, Fantasy, Wolf, Wolves,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A bizarre belief lent credence to the rumor that Princess Eleonore was a vampire. While wolves were greatly feared throughout the country, she refused to let any be shot. She believed wolves' milk would make her fertile.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vampprinces2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Burial Rituals - The Vampire Princess</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13757</link>
               <description>Early in the eighteenth century there was a widespread vampire scare across Europe. Skeletons have been discovered arranged in bizarre formations that suggest the people who buried them thought they may be vampires.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/vampprincess-burial.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Burial Rituals - The Vampire Princess</media:title>
               <media:keywords>The Vampire Princess, Eleonore The Vampire Princess, Princess Eleonore von Schwarzenberg, Princess Eleonore, Eleonore von Schwarzenberg, Vampire Princess, Vampire, Vampires, History, Vampire History, Vampire Origins, Vampire Illness, Vampire Sickness, Cesky Krumlov, Krumlov Castle, Habsburg Empire, Fantasy, Burial Rituals, Bizarre Burial Rituals,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Early in the eighteenth century there was a widespread vampire scare across Europe. Skeletons have been discovered arranged in bizarre formations that suggest the people who buried them thought they may be vampires.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vampprinces1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Anti-Social Network Chronicles - Craigslist</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13751</link>
               <description>Fresh from their failure to contact an actual human being at MySpace, the Brothers Einstein reach out to Craiglist. Social networks may talk about relationships, but as you can see by this actual attempt to connect that they fall short.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/antisocialnetwork-craigslist.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Anti-Social Network Chronicles - Craigslist</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Vidsense, GWBA, Craigslist, MySpace, social networks, the Brothers Einstein, Mike Einstein, Jeff Einstein, Web 2.0, anti social networks, marketing, relationship marketing</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Fresh from their failure to contact an actual human being at MySpace, the Brothers Einstein reach out to Craiglist. Social networks may talk about relationships, but as you can see by this actual attempt to connect that they fall short.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/antisocialcraig.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Toe Jam - Armless Guitarist</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13738</link>
               <description>Watch this absolutely amazing video of Tony Melendez who was born with no arms. At age 16 he started to learn how to play the guitar, only to be told it couldnt be done.Be amazed as he plays and sings to 'Let it Be'.</description>
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               <media:title>Toe Jam - Armless Guitarist</media:title>
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               <media:description>Watch this absolutely amazing video of Tony Melendez who was born with no arms. At age 16 he started to learn how to play the guitar, only to be told it couldnt be done.Be amazed as he plays and sings to 'Let it Be'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/armless-guitar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mad Ball Skills</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13722</link>
               <description>Check out and enjoy this amazing video with all sorts of mad ball skills. The tricks that these guys can do and create are out of this world. Everything from juggling to foot tricks; you wont believe your eyes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/madball-skills.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mad Ball Skills</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Amazing, video, mad, ball, skills, Mad Ball Skills, tricks, guys, juggling, throwing, ball,  foot tricks, head tricks, balancing, balance, bouncing, kicking, rolling, talent, talented, practice, flips, flipping</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out and enjoy this amazing video with all sorts of mad ball skills. The tricks that these guys can do and create are out of this world. Everything from juggling to foot tricks; you wont believe your eyes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/madballskills.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ice-Cold Crashes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13710</link>
               <description>Snow days have to be by far the best part of the winter season. So check out this crazy video of snowboarders, skiers, and sleds as they plunge, dive, and tumble head first into the snow.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/icecold-crashes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ice-Cold Crashes</media:title>
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               <media:description>Snow days have to be by far the best part of the winter season. So check out this crazy video of snowboarders, skiers, and sleds as they plunge, dive, and tumble head first into the snow.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/icecoldcrashes.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Massive Swing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13700</link>
               <description>Check out this awesome video clip of a massive swing set. You have to see it to believe it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/massive-swing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Massive Swing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Swing, swinger, heights, enormous, massive, swingset, awesome, dare, devil, flips, swinging, high, flipping, man, amazing</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this awesome video clip of a massive swing set. You have to see it to believe it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/massiveswing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Shoes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13699</link>
               <description>Do you have a shoe fetish??? Then you are going to love this clip with some of the most fascinating shoes in the world with everything from high heels to crazy toe shoes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazy-shoes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Shoes</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Shoe, Fetish, crazy, weird, bizarre, high, heals, lace, red, toes, hairy toes, ballet, colorful, bells, cd player, clear heels, game boy, pokeman, speaker shoes, fish flip flops, boots, creative, flippers, clown shoes, claws, bikini shoes, no heel shoes</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Do you have a shoe fetish??? Then you are going to love this clip with some of the most fascinating shoes in the world with everything from high heels to crazy toe shoes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crazyshoes.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Joe Scarborough Drops The F Bomb</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13694</link>
               <description>MSNBC host, Joe Scarborough was condemning Rahm Emanuel for usung bad language and inadvertantly dropped the F word himself. His co-host tried to cover for him, but the camera does not blink and here is the weird exchange; Warning- Language.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scarborough-fbomb.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Joe Scarborough Drops The F Bomb</media:title>
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               <media:description>MSNBC host, Joe Scarborough was condemning Rahm Emanuel for usung bad language and inadvertantly dropped the F word himself. His co-host tried to cover for him, but the camera does not blink and here is the weird exchange; Warning- Language.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fbombdropped.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Extreme Hand... Boxing?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13682</link>
               <description>Boxing is called the Sweet Science for a reason. As a sport it is literally thousands of years old and demands skill and dedication from its participants. But when you have no boxing skill whatsoever you get to do this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/extreme-boxing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Extreme Hand... Boxing?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Extreme Hand Boxing, Extreme Boxing, Hand Boxing, Taped Hands, Taped Hands Boxing, Extreme, Boxing, Dumb Asses, Sports, Punched in the Head, Weird, Fight, Fistfight, Fist Fight,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Boxing is called the Sweet Science for a reason. As a sport it is literally thousands of years old and demands skill and dedication from its participants. But when you have no boxing skill whatsoever you get to do this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/handboxing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Funny Spills and Accidents</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13646</link>
               <description>If you like watching people falling and getting hurt then you will love watching this clip. This is a compilation of funny spills and accidents, part I of II.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funnyspills-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Funny Spills and Accidents</media:title>
               <media:keywords>accidents, funny spills and accidents, people falling, funny vids,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you like watching people falling and getting hurt then you will love watching this clip. This is a compilation of funny spills and accidents, part I of II.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/outclip2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Vet Who Did Not Vet</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13645</link>
               <description>'A Vet Who Did Not Vet' is a fairly humorous piece of propaganda from Obama supporters. It's a Dr. Seuss style telling of the John McCain and Sarah Palin tale.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/thevet-whodidntvet.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Vet Who Did Not Vet</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mccain, senator mccain, sarah palin, palin, obama, senator obama, alaska govenor, john mccain, president, presidential election, 2008 president, joe biden, animation,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>'A Vet Who Did Not Vet' is a fairly humorous piece of propaganda from Obama supporters. It's a Dr. Seuss style telling of the John McCain and Sarah Palin tale.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vetnotvet.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Anti-Social Network Chronicle</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13635</link>
               <description>Ever wonder why so called social networks are in the news so much? This video from the Brothers Einstein and The New EPA lifts the anti-social lid off MySpace, the giant online social network. This is 100% the truth!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/antisocialnetwork-myspace.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Anti-Social Network Chronicle</media:title>
               <media:keywords>MySpace, social network, anti-social, Brothers Einstein, New EPA, Mike Einstein, Jeff Einstein, satire, My space</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Ever wonder why so called social networks are in the news so much? This video from the Brothers Einstein and The New EPA lifts the anti-social lid off MySpace, the giant online social network. This is 100% the truth!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/antisocialspace.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stunt Pilot Loses Wing And Lands Successfull</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13634</link>
               <description>This is amazing as a stunt pilot goes into a roll &amp; loses his right wing. The pilot regains control and brings the plane in for a soft landing without injury. All caught on video from an witness at the airshow. You won't believe your eyes.</description>
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               <media:title>Stunt Pilot Loses Wing And Lands Successfull</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stunt flying, stunt pilot, emergency landing, planes, air shows, air stunts, crashes, emergencies, air safety, airplanes, plane loses wing</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is amazing as a stunt pilot goes into a roll &amp; loses his right wing. The pilot regains control and brings the plane in for a soft landing without injury. All caught on video from an witness at the airshow. You won't believe your eyes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wingloss.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>La Pequena Does Sarah Palin</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13632</link>
               <description>He/She has already done Hilary Clinton, and now finally the South American dwarf internet star has parodied Sarah Palin. This video is bizarre and a bit disturbing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lapequena-palin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>La Pequena Does Sarah Palin</media:title>
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               <media:description>He/She has already done Hilary Clinton, and now finally the South American dwarf internet star has parodied Sarah Palin. This video is bizarre and a bit disturbing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lapequenapalinj.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mad Youth - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13612</link>
               <description>A rich, divorced mother and her beautiful teenaged daughter both fall for the same man. Unfortunately, he's a gigolo who only wants their money. Apparently, the teens in 1940 were into strip poker and the swing dancing!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cultclassic-madyouth.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mad Youth - Cult Classics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Mad Youth, Mad Youth DVD, 20 Cult Classics, Cult Classic, Cult Classics, B-movie, B-movies, Black and White, Mad Youth Quotes, Mad Youth Clips, Movie, Movies, Movie Quotes, Movies Clips, Propaganda, Propaganda Films, Exploitation, Exploitation Films, Dancing, Swing Dancing, Jitter Bug, Betty Compson,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A rich, divorced mother and her beautiful teenaged daughter both fall for the same man. Unfortunately, he's a gigolo who only wants their money. Apparently, the teens in 1940 were into strip poker and the swing dancing!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cultyouth.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Omoo-Omoo, The Shark God - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13603</link>
               <description>Based on a novel by Herman Melville, this 1949 adventure follows a sea captain who has stolen sacred pearls from an island shrine bringing a curse upon himself. When he dies his daughter must return to remove the curse.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cultclassic-omoo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Omoo-Omoo, The Shark God - Cult Classics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Omoo-Omoo The Shark God, Omoo-Omoo The Shark God DVD, Omoo-Omoo, The Shark God, Roy Randell, 20 Cult Classics, Herman Melville, Cult Classic, Cult Classics, B-movie, B-movies, Black and White, Movie, Movies, Movie Quotes, Movies Clips, Exploitation, Exploitation Films, Voo Doo, Voodoo,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Based on a novel by Herman Melville, this 1949 adventure follows a sea captain who has stolen sacred pearls from an island shrine bringing a curse upon himself. When he dies his daughter must return to remove the curse.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cultomoo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Flexible Positions</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13599</link>
               <description>Who would've thought that the body could be flexed and shaped in so many ways. And now, it is being utilized as an art form, which you will see throughout this video.</description>
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               <title>Full Back Tattoos</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13598</link>
               <description>Whether your a tattoo enthusiast, or just simply somebody who can simply enjoy a work of art, you'll love this collection of full-back tattoo masterpieces.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fullback-tatoos.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Full Back Tattoos</media:title>
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               <media:description>Whether your a tattoo enthusiast, or just simply somebody who can simply enjoy a work of art, you'll love this collection of full-back tattoo masterpieces.</media:description>
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               <title>Ten Nights in a Bar - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13594</link>
               <description>Ten Nights in a Bar is a rather over-dramatized but still emotional portrayal of alcoholism from 1931. An honest family man played by William Farnum descends into a life of despair when he is introduced to the demon rum.</description>
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               <media:title>Ten Nights in a Bar - Cult Classics</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ten Nights in a Bar is a rather over-dramatized but still emotional portrayal of alcoholism from 1931. An honest family man played by William Farnum descends into a life of despair when he is introduced to the demon rum.</media:description>
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               <title>Wild and Wicked - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13589</link>
               <description>A young girl heads to Hollywood to visit her older sister with the hopes she can break into movies, but she is tricked by ruthless pimps into working at a brothel. Innocent girls beware the flesh merchants of Hollywood!</description>
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               <media:title>Wild and Wicked - Cult Classics</media:title>
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               <media:description>A young girl heads to Hollywood to visit her older sister with the hopes she can break into movies, but she is tricked by ruthless pimps into working at a brothel. Innocent girls beware the flesh merchants of Hollywood!</media:description>
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               <title>Slaves in Bondage - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13577</link>
               <description>Slaves in Bondage' is a 1930's exploitation film about the evils of prostitution. The plot concerns how the failed attempt at kidnapping a girl off the street for a prostitution ring leads to the ring's downfall.</description>
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               <media:title>Slaves in Bondage - Cult Classics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Slaves in Bondage, Slaves in Bondage DVD, Prostitution, Prostitution Ring, Lona Andre, 20 Cult Classics, Cult Classic, Cult Classics, B-movie, B-movies, Black and White, Movie Clips, Movie Quotes, Slaves in Bondage Quotes, Slaves in Bondage Clips, Movie, Movies, Movie Quotes, Movies Clips, Propaganda, Propaganda Films, Exploitation, Exploitation Films,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Slaves in Bondage' is a 1930's exploitation film about the evils of prostitution. The plot concerns how the failed attempt at kidnapping a girl off the street for a prostitution ring leads to the ring's downfall.</media:description>
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               <title>Sex Madness - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13567</link>
               <description>The only thing you can expect from premarital sex is syphilis! This propaganda film from 1938 came out almost ten years before penicillin became widely available and was designed to scare young people away from sex!</description>
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               <media:title>Sex Madness - Cult Classics</media:title>
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               <media:description>The only thing you can expect from premarital sex is syphilis! This propaganda film from 1938 came out almost ten years before penicillin became widely available and was designed to scare young people away from sex!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cult6.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Terror of Tiny Town - Cult Classics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13559</link>
               <description>The introduction to this movie paints the picture; it is a novelty film with an all midget cast, the first of its kind to be produced. It is also done as a B-movie western of the 30s which adds to the bizarre quality.</description>
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               <media:title>Terror of Tiny Town - Cult Classics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Terror of Tiny Town, Terror of Tiny Town DVD, 20 Cult Classics, Cult Classic, Cult Classics, B-movie, B-movies, Black and White, Movie Clips, Movie Quotes, Terror of Tiny Town Quotes, Terror of Tiny Town Clips, Movie, Movies, Movie Quotes, Movies Clips, Propaganda, Propaganda Films, Exploitation, Exploitation Films, Bill Curtis, Western, Westerns, Midget, Midgets, All Midget Cast,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The introduction to this movie paints the picture; it is a novelty film with an all midget cast, the first of its kind to be produced. It is also done as a B-movie western of the 30s which adds to the bizarre quality.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cult5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fall Safety Warning</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13536</link>
               <description>Here is one of the most unbelievably shocking 'wild animal, automobile' collisons you will ever see. Like the driver, you'll never see it coming. Warning: Graphic Content!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/deer-explodes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fall Safety Warning</media:title>
               <media:keywords>car crash, deer, roadkill, road kill, deer hit by car, accident, animals, car, truck, automobile, caught on tape, caught on video, Fall Safety Warning, shocking, shock, graphic content, collison, warning, gruesome, bizarre, weird,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is one of the most unbelievably shocking 'wild animal, automobile' collisons you will ever see. Like the driver, you'll never see it coming. Warning: Graphic Content!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/deerexplodes.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Giant King Cobra Tango</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13505</link>
               <description>This Giant King Cobra is the by far the largest documented King Cobra in the wild. It is more than 14-foot long and can lift it's head 4 feet off the ground. It is potentially the most dangerous snake in the world!</description>
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               <media:title>Giant King Cobra Tango</media:title>
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               <media:description>This Giant King Cobra is the by far the largest documented King Cobra in the wild. It is more than 14-foot long and can lift it's head 4 feet off the ground. It is potentially the most dangerous snake in the world!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/outclip1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Racist Woman Flips Out at Coffee Shop</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13115</link>
               <description>From what started as a friendly conversation about religion suddenly turns into a racist conversation as a women flips out in the middle of a coffee shop. This leads her to get kicked out while she still rants in the parking lot.</description>
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               <media:title>Racist Woman Flips Out at Coffee Shop</media:title>
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               <media:description>From what started as a friendly conversation about religion suddenly turns into a racist conversation as a women flips out in the middle of a coffee shop. This leads her to get kicked out while she still rants in the parking lot.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral21.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Goofiest Mustache - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13052</link>
               <description>The World Beard and Moustache Championships is a biennial event participated by beard and moustache wearers from all over the world. Check out this footage from the 2003 games!</description>
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               <media:title>Goofiest Mustache - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mustache, goofiest mustache, strange, strange but true,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The World Beard and Moustache Championships is a biennial event participated by beard and moustache wearers from all over the world. Check out this footage from the 2003 games!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strangebuttrue4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>House made of Recycled Bottles - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13045</link>
               <description>This Brazilian built his house using more than 10,000 plastic bottles. This idea started years ago as he picked up bottles in an effort to clean up the beach in Rio. Even his furniture is made out of these recyclables..</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/strangetrue-housebottles.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>House made of Recycled Bottles - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>recycle, bottles, plastic bottles, strange, strange but true, house made of recycled bottles - strange but true,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This Brazilian built his house using more than 10,000 plastic bottles. This idea started years ago as he picked up bottles in an effort to clean up the beach in Rio. Even his furniture is made out of these recyclables..</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strangebuttrue3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Georgian Reporter Shot on Live TV</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13042</link>
               <description>Georgian tv reporter Tamara Urushadze was shot in the arm while reporting live. Unbelievably she tries to continue her report as colleagues bandage her up. In this footage she says that her arm had been grazed by a sniper bullet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/georgianjournalist-shot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Georgian Reporter Shot on Live TV</media:title>
               <media:keywords>georgia, russia, russia invasion of georgia, russian war with georgia, baltic, Ukraine, Georgian television reporter, reporter shot, shooting on live tv</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Georgian tv reporter Tamara Urushadze was shot in the arm while reporting live. Unbelievably she tries to continue her report as colleagues bandage her up. In this footage she says that her arm had been grazed by a sniper bullet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/journalistshot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Ice Carnival - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13034</link>
               <description>More than 100 Germans celebrate the coming of the new year and upcoming carnival season by jumping into the freezing water, some in costumes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/strangetrue-icecarnival.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ice Carnival - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>germany, carnival, ice carnival, new year, freezing, freezing water, strange, strange but true</media:keywords>
               <media:description>More than 100 Germans celebrate the coming of the new year and upcoming carnival season by jumping into the freezing water, some in costumes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strangebuttrue2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Ouch, That's Painful - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13026</link>
               <description>This video is hard for me to watchwatch as this guy pulls a autombile with ropes hook into his back! Ouch that's gotta hurt!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/strangetrue-ouch.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ouch, That's Painful - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ouch that's painful, ouch that's painful - strange but true, strange, strange but true</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This video is hard for me to watchwatch as this guy pulls a autombile with ropes hook into his back! Ouch that's gotta hurt!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strangebuttrue1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Rocks, Paper, Scissors - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12966</link>
               <description>Have you ever played the rocks paper scissors game? Most of us just play it for shits n giggles, but these people are serious about their game play. They actually hold a world champion tournament.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/strangetrue-rockspaper.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Rocks, Paper, Scissors - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>rocks paper scissors, strange, strange but true, competition, games, fun games</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you ever played the rocks paper scissors game? Most of us just play it for shits n giggles, but these people are serious about their game play. They actually hold a world champion tournament.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rsp.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>UFO Mystery Crash South Of Las Vegas</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12960</link>
               <description>A blue object from the sky came crashing down  in the desert just south of Las Vegas. Government helicopters were at the crash site within 17 minutes and began cleaning up the debris. Aliens? Secret government aircraft? You decide.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/iteam-ufo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>UFO Mystery Crash South Of Las Vegas</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ufo, ufo cover up, aliens, government cover up, ufo crash, news report on ufos, ufo in las vegas, conspiracy, ufo conspiracy, ufo videos, alien crash, the new roswell, ufo conspiracies</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A blue object from the sky came crashing down  in the desert just south of Las Vegas. Government helicopters were at the crash site within 17 minutes and began cleaning up the debris. Aliens? Secret government aircraft? You decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ufoiteam.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Largest Pair of Jeans - Strange But True</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12951</link>
               <description>Levis celebrated their 150th anniversary by producing the 'largest pair of jeans' which was displayed in Seol. These jeans are as tall as a 10 story building, and the back pockets are the size of a queen size bed.</description>
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               <media:title>Largest Pair of Jeans - Strange But True</media:title>
               <media:keywords>levi, levis, jeans, levis jeans, largest pair of jeans, strange but true, bizarre</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Levis celebrated their 150th anniversary by producing the 'largest pair of jeans' which was displayed in Seol. These jeans are as tall as a 10 story building, and the back pockets are the size of a queen size bed.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/largejeans.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Roof Sex by Pes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12869</link>
               <description>These chairs are not going to take sex lying down anymore. Watch this stop-motion clip by PES of some Chair on Chair action.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/roofsex-pez.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Roof Sex by Pes</media:title>
               <media:keywords>roof sex by pes, pes, stop motion, animation, stop motion animation, animated, chairs, chairs having sex, funny clip, funny animation,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These chairs are not going to take sex lying down anymore. Watch this stop-motion clip by PES of some Chair on Chair action.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pes2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Former Astronaut Ed Mitchell: We Have Been Visited By Aliens</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12848</link>
               <description>Dr.Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist. And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for 6 decades.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ufos-arereal.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Former Astronaut Ed Mitchell: We Have Been Visited By Aliens</media:title>
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               <media:description>Dr.Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist. And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for 6 decades.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/uforeal.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Armless Mom!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12789</link>
               <description>The women in this video is amazing. She had her arms amputated at a young age after an accident. Now, she not only takes care of herself, but also a small child, by only using her feet.</description>
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               <media:title>Armless Mom!</media:title>
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               <media:description>The women in this video is amazing. She had her arms amputated at a young age after an accident. Now, she not only takes care of herself, but also a small child, by only using her feet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/armlessmom.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hispanic Hillary Midget Mad About Election</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12453</link>
               <description>If you have ever seen a video by La Pequena, you know that this little guy is a little bit disturbed. Well, he is back with another installment as Little Hillary. Warning, this video is pretty bizarre.</description>
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               <media:title>Hispanic Hillary Midget Mad About Election</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hispanic hillary midget mad about election, la pequena, hillary midget, midget, scary midget, scary, bizarre, stupid humans, disturbing, disturbed,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you have ever seen a video by La Pequena, you know that this little guy is a little bit disturbed. Well, he is back with another installment as Little Hillary. Warning, this video is pretty bizarre.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hilarymidget.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Reporter Gets Bugged!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12316</link>
               <description>Do you ever wonder what news reporters are really like? In this hilarous clip, watch as one news reporter goes from professional to ghetto in five seconds flat!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/vulgar-reporter.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Reporter Gets Bugged!</media:title>
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               <media:description>Do you ever wonder what news reporters are really like? In this hilarous clip, watch as one news reporter goes from professional to ghetto in five seconds flat!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vulgarreporter.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Compressed Air Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12028</link>
               <description>An engineer has promised that within a year he will start selling a car in India that runs on compressed air, producing no emissions at all in towns. The car will be driven by compressed air stored in carbon-fibre tanks.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/aircompressed-car.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Compressed Air Car</media:title>
               <media:keywords>new technology, green auto, alternative fuel cars, air compressed car, car of the future, compressed air car, bbc news clip, news clips, news brief, in the news, future autos, indian autos, green cars</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An engineer has promised that within a year he will start selling a car in India that runs on compressed air, producing no emissions at all in towns. The car will be driven by compressed air stored in carbon-fibre tanks.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/aircar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Robot ASIMO Conducts The Detroit Symphony Orchestra</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11944</link>
               <description>Watch and be amazed as the most famous robot, ASIMO, conducts the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. He (or is it a she) did this to raise awareness for music education. It's pretty darn fascinating.</description>
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               <media:description>Watch and be amazed as the most famous robot, ASIMO, conducts the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. He (or is it a she) did this to raise awareness for music education. It's pretty darn fascinating.</media:description>
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               <title>Racist Images</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11910</link>
               <description>In this wonderful montage by Spike Lee, we see how racism is constructed. The sadness of the images is that all this hate came from all that laughter.</description>
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               <media:title>Racist Images</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this wonderful montage by Spike Lee, we see how racism is constructed. The sadness of the images is that all this hate came from all that laughter.</media:description>
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               <title>Comedy Gold - The Beginning of Saturday Night Live</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11825</link>
               <description>Canadians reign as the kings of comedy in Comedy Gold, the most comprehensive examination of Canadian comedians ever produced. Watch a clip from the DVD on how SNL got its start.</description>
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               <media:title>Comedy Gold - The Beginning of Saturday Night Live</media:title>
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               <media:description>Canadians reign as the kings of comedy in Comedy Gold, the most comprehensive examination of Canadian comedians ever produced. Watch a clip from the DVD on how SNL got its start.</media:description>
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               <title>Bill O'Reilly Flips Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11822</link>
               <description>The self-righteous Bill O'Reilly goes into a tirade when the teleprompter suggested that he ad lib a close when he was on Inside Edition. Some of the language had to be bleeped because he sounds more like a drunken sailor than an on air personality.</description>
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               <media:title>Bill O'Reilly Flips Out</media:title>
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               <media:description>The self-righteous Bill O'Reilly goes into a tirade when the teleprompter suggested that he ad lib a close when he was on Inside Edition. Some of the language had to be bleeped because he sounds more like a drunken sailor than an on air personality.</media:description>
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               <title>Top Ten Angry TV Meltdowns</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11821</link>
               <description>Take a deep breath and be prepared to laugh as some of the most famous news personalities meltdown in front of the cameras. From Bill O'Reilly to Sam Donaldson, they have been caught...</description>
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               <media:title>Top Ten Angry TV Meltdowns</media:title>
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               <media:description>Take a deep breath and be prepared to laugh as some of the most famous news personalities meltdown in front of the cameras. From Bill O'Reilly to Sam Donaldson, they have been caught...</media:description>
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               <title>Indian Dance Mash Up- Britain's Got Talent</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11721</link>
               <description>What starts off as a bit of a lame impersonation of Michael Jackson, the stage heats up and turns into something brilliant, and highly original once an Indian guy comes on and turns it in to a Bhangra mash-up. The crowd goes absolutely wild.</description>
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               <media:title>Indian Dance Mash Up- Britain's Got Talent</media:title>
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               <media:description>What starts off as a bit of a lame impersonation of Michael Jackson, the stage heats up and turns into something brilliant, and highly original once an Indian guy comes on and turns it in to a Bhangra mash-up. The crowd goes absolutely wild.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bgtindian.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hillary: Little and Latino!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11653</link>
               <description>This is one of the most disturbing clips I have ever seen. Watch this clip made to mock 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. What's sad is that in some people's eyes, Hillary actually looks this scary.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/little-hillary.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hillary: Little and Latino!</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is one of the most disturbing clips I have ever seen. Watch this clip made to mock 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. What's sad is that in some people's eyes, Hillary actually looks this scary.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/littlehill.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bizarre Ritual: Indian Newborns Tossed 50 Feet Onto A Sheet</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11646</link>
               <description>A ritual in India is only now coming under fire. In one village, newborns are dropped 50 feet from a tower onto a sheet held by parents. The ritual is thought to be good for the children while others are trying to get the bizarre ritual banned.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/india-bizarreritual.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bizarre Ritual: Indian Newborns Tossed 50 Feet Onto A Sheet</media:title>
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               <media:description>A ritual in India is only now coming under fire. In one village, newborns are dropped 50 feet from a tower onto a sheet held by parents. The ritual is thought to be good for the children while others are trying to get the bizarre ritual banned.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/indiababy.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Woman Opens Fire During Road Rage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11570</link>
               <description>What happens when you give a teenage girl a gun and a Jaguar? Watch what ensues after a little road rage takes place on Las Vegas Boulevard. Did she shoot first or was she just defending herself?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazygirl-fireroadrage.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Woman Opens Fire During Road Rage</media:title>
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               <media:description>What happens when you give a teenage girl a gun and a Jaguar? Watch what ensues after a little road rage takes place on Las Vegas Boulevard. Did she shoot first or was she just defending herself?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fireroadrage.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ex-Scientologist Jason Beghe Exposes Movement</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11543</link>
               <description>Ex-Scientologist Jason Beghe exposes the cult in this candid interview that has taken the Internet by storm. Is Scientology a religion or is it a weird cult that preys on unsuspecting adherents? Warning-Strong Language</description>
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               <media:title>Ex-Scientologist Jason Beghe Exposes Movement</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ex-Scientologist Jason Beghe exposes the cult in this candid interview that has taken the Internet by storm. Is Scientology a religion or is it a weird cult that preys on unsuspecting adherents? Warning-Strong Language</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/jasoninterview.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Featherless Cockatoo An Internet Star</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11538</link>
               <description>A cockatoo that has lived at the Humane Society of Broward County, Fla., for the past 12 years has almost no feathers, and that has made the bird a recent Internet sensation. You just have to see this to believe it. It looks like a plucked chicken.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/featherless-cockatoo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Featherless Cockatoo An Internet Star</media:title>
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               <media:description>A cockatoo that has lived at the Humane Society of Broward County, Fla., for the past 12 years has almost no feathers, and that has made the bird a recent Internet sensation. You just have to see this to believe it. It looks like a plucked chicken.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/featherless.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Kobe Bryant Jumps Over an oncoming Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11523</link>
               <description>OK, this definitely goes under the heading, what was he thinking? Laker Kobe Bryant decided to attempt a stunt as he tried and SUCCESSFULLY jumped over a car driving toward him at 30 miles per hour.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/koby-jumpsovercar.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kobe Bryant Jumps Over an oncoming Car</media:title>
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               <media:description>OK, this definitely goes under the heading, what was he thinking? Laker Kobe Bryant decided to attempt a stunt as he tried and SUCCESSFULLY jumped over a car driving toward him at 30 miles per hour.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kobycar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>2008 Argentina UFO Wave</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11503</link>
               <description>In the first 3 months of 2008 there have been 110 UFO sightings in Argentina. Take a look at several of these in this video. Is there something going on in Argentina? Who knows, but you will not see more clear photos of UFOs anywhere.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ufo-sightings.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>2008 Argentina UFO Wave</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Argentina UFOs, UFO videos, UFO flaps, Argentina ufo videos, ufo video clips, ufo mpegs, UFO conspiracy, ufo conspiracy videos, argentina ufo flap</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In the first 3 months of 2008 there have been 110 UFO sightings in Argentina. Take a look at several of these in this video. Is there something going on in Argentina? Who knows, but you will not see more clear photos of UFOs anywhere.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ufoargen.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>TV Reporter Almost Hit By Semi While Reporting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11490</link>
               <description>A TV news reporter is almost hit by a passing semi as he was reporting about an accident that happened earlier in the day. Keep a close eye on him as he seems rather cool about almost dying. I watched it a few times... so will you.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reporter-semitruck.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>TV Reporter Almost Hit By Semi While Reporting</media:title>
               <media:keywords>traffic accident, news, tv news reporters, reporters, news on video, near accidents, close calls, reporter almost dies, television news, caught on camera</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A TV news reporter is almost hit by a passing semi as he was reporting about an accident that happened earlier in the day. Keep a close eye on him as he seems rather cool about almost dying. I watched it a few times... so will you.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reporter-truck.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Truck Loses Part Of Boxtop Under Overpass</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11489</link>
               <description>Ever wonder what happens when a 12 foot truck goes under an overpass that is 11 and a half feet tall? Catch this video clip as the top of a truck is peeled back before your eyes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/semi-lossestop.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Truck Loses Part Of Boxtop Under Overpass</media:title>
               <media:keywords>truck accidents, highway accidents, hiway accidents, truck accident, highway accident, accident videos, truck videos, truck accident videos, street accidents</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Ever wonder what happens when a 12 foot truck goes under an overpass that is 11 and a half feet tall? Catch this video clip as the top of a truck is peeled back before your eyes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/truck-topless.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Amazing Elephant Paints Self Portrait</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11299</link>
               <description>This is the most amazing animal video clip I have ever seen. What it shows is that animals and Man are much closer to each other than we ever thought. They are sentient beings with feelings and a sense of beauty. You will be amazed. I guarantee it!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/selfportrait-elephant.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Amazing Elephant Paints Self Portrait</media:title>
               <media:keywords>amazing animals, animal video clips, elephant videos, elephant video clips, animal paints self portrait, elephant paints self portrait, animals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is the most amazing animal video clip I have ever seen. What it shows is that animals and Man are much closer to each other than we ever thought. They are sentient beings with feelings and a sense of beauty. You will be amazed. I guarantee it!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/elephantpaint.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mystery Man Baffles FBI</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11219</link>
               <description>A man was arrested and authorities do not know who he is. Why? He has stolen so many identities and has so many aliases, they do not know who he is and he is. Fingerprints led to one of his aliases. Nobody knows why he was doing this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mysteryman-fbi.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mystery Man Baffles FBI</media:title>
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               <media:description>A man was arrested and authorities do not know who he is. Why? He has stolen so many identities and has so many aliases, they do not know who he is and he is. Fingerprints led to one of his aliases. Nobody knows why he was doing this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mysteryman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Salem Witch Trials - Witchcraft</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11199</link>
               <description>In Salem, Massachusetts, in 1692, three children had, according to records, been possessed by a family servant, Tituba. This was the beginning of the Salem Witch Trials which ended with 19 residents of Salem being hanged.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/witchcraft-salem.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Salem Witch Trials - Witchcraft</media:title>
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               <media:description>In Salem, Massachusetts, in 1692, three children had, according to records, been possessed by a family servant, Tituba. This was the beginning of the Salem Witch Trials which ended with 19 residents of Salem being hanged.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/witch3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Witch Trials - Witchcraft</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11192</link>
               <description>Witch trials in England of the 1600s were remarkably fair by the standards of the time. The evidence, if any, and testimony was weighed very carefully and the majority of suspected witches were, in fact, acquitted.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/witchcraft-witchtrials.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Witch Trials - Witchcraft</media:title>
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               <media:description>Witch trials in England of the 1600s were remarkably fair by the standards of the time. The evidence, if any, and testimony was weighed very carefully and the majority of suspected witches were, in fact, acquitted.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/witch2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Torturing Witches - Witchcraft</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11184</link>
               <description>Mainland Europe held the most severe record for witch trials and torture. The inquisitor would torture the accused for confessions using whatever physical force they deemed necessary. Hundreds were burned at the stake.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/witchcraft-torturing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Torturing Witches - Witchcraft</media:title>
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               <media:description>Mainland Europe held the most severe record for witch trials and torture. The inquisitor would torture the accused for confessions using whatever physical force they deemed necessary. Hundreds were burned at the stake.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/witch1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Obama's Pastor Wright Says God Damn America</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11151</link>
               <description>Here is extended footage of the bombastic pastor from the south side of Chicago, Reverent Wright. He has embarassed Presidential candidate Barack Obama with his public tirades becoming public at this time. Who is behind this one wonders?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/obama-pastor.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Obama's Pastor Wright Says God Damn America</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is extended footage of the bombastic pastor from the south side of Chicago, Reverent Wright. He has embarassed Presidential candidate Barack Obama with his public tirades becoming public at this time. Who is behind this one wonders?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/obamapastor.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Domino Trick</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11150</link>
               <description>Here is a very cool trick with dominos that is mesemerizing. Initially I thought this was trick photography but after looking at the clip a few times, I am convinced it is real. What do you think?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cool-dominotrick.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Domino Trick</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is a very cool trick with dominos that is mesemerizing. Initially I thought this was trick photography but after looking at the clip a few times, I am convinced it is real. What do you think?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dominotrick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>US Soldiers Shoot A Shepherd's Flock In Iraq</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11017</link>
               <description>The number of cruel incidents involving our armed forces in Iraq is the most under reported story from our media. The Internet has many of these and we bring this to view because we can never win the hearts &amp; minds of the region with these actions.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/shoot-sheep.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>US Soldiers Shoot A Shepherd's Flock In Iraq</media:title>
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               <media:description>The number of cruel incidents involving our armed forces in Iraq is the most under reported story from our media. The Internet has many of these and we bring this to view because we can never win the hearts &amp; minds of the region with these actions.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/shootsheep.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ultimate Drag Race - Bugatti Veyron vs. a Jet Fighter</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11016</link>
               <description>This is simply one of the most exciting videos I have ever seen as a 1000 HP sports car races a jet fighter. You really have to see this to believe it and you will have to watch it to see which one wins.</description>
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               <title>Lufthansa Airbus Wing Hits On Attempted Landing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11000</link>
               <description>In a bizarre attempted landing during a storm, a Lufthansa Airbus is blown almost sidways and when the pilot attempts to correct its direction, the left wing strikes the ground. The plane takes off again &amp; landed safely on a different runway.</description>
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               <media:description>In a bizarre attempted landing during a storm, a Lufthansa Airbus is blown almost sidways and when the pilot attempts to correct its direction, the left wing strikes the ground. The plane takes off again &amp; landed safely on a different runway.</media:description>
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               <title>Granny With Nerves Of Steel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10981</link>
               <description>In this amazing video clip, an elderly grandmother is crossing the street when two cars narrowly miss her and crash into each other and she is barely phased. She watches with amusement and then finishes crossing the street.</description>
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               <media:description>In this amazing video clip, an elderly grandmother is crossing the street when two cars narrowly miss her and crash into each other and she is barely phased. She watches with amusement and then finishes crossing the street.</media:description>
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               <title>Greatest Catch In Sports History</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10980</link>
               <description>In all of my years, I have never seen a greater catch in baseball. Take a look at this amazing catch as a guy leaps over a fence to rob the hitter of a home run. You will end up watching this several times.</description>
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               <media:title>Greatest Catch In Sports History</media:title>
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               <media:description>In all of my years, I have never seen a greater catch in baseball. Take a look at this amazing catch as a guy leaps over a fence to rob the hitter of a home run. You will end up watching this several times.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bestcatch.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Midget Strips For Dog Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10979</link>
               <description>In a hidden camera show, a male, midget stripper is paid to strip for a dog and what ensues is one of the most bizarre strip teases ever caught on camera. What some people will do for money!</description>
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               <media:title>Midget Strips For Dog Prank</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a hidden camera show, a male, midget stripper is paid to strip for a dog and what ensues is one of the most bizarre strip teases ever caught on camera. What some people will do for money!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/midgetstrip.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Sarkozy Gaff- 'Get Lost Dumb A**'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10926</link>
               <description>French President Sarkozy is a bit of a loose cannon. He offered his hand to a man who said: 'Don't touch me, you are soiling me." In reply, Sarkozy said, without dropping his smile: 'Get lost, dumb ass.' French with English subtitles.</description>
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               <media:title>Sarkozy Gaff- 'Get Lost Dumb A**'</media:title>
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               <media:description>French President Sarkozy is a bit of a loose cannon. He offered his hand to a man who said: 'Don't touch me, you are soiling me." In reply, Sarkozy said, without dropping his smile: 'Get lost, dumb ass.' French with English subtitles.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sorkozydumbass.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bike Stunt Gone Wrong</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10898</link>
               <description>On a crowded highway, this stuntman decided to try a dangerous stunt. He stood up on a motorcycle going approximately 40 miles per hour. He lost his balance and falls off the bike onto the street with oncoming traffic.</description>
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               <media:title>Bike Stunt Gone Wrong</media:title>
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               <media:description>On a crowded highway, this stuntman decided to try a dangerous stunt. He stood up on a motorcycle going approximately 40 miles per hour. He lost his balance and falls off the bike onto the street with oncoming traffic.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bikercrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>President Bush Authorized Illegal Sterilizations</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10857</link>
               <description>When George Bush was in the CIA, he authorized a program to sterilize Native Americans illegally. Was this a case of attempted medical genocide? Why would he autorize this? Experimenting for the future? So much of history needs revealing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/natives-sterilized.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>President Bush Authorized Illegal Sterilizations</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Human experiments, medical gemicide, illegal sterilization, racism, native americans, indians, fascism, fascist state, george bush, CIA, george bush and the cia, george bush video clips, george bush senior, papa bush, human guinea pigs, racist attitudes, conspiracy</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When George Bush was in the CIA, he authorized a program to sterilize Native Americans illegally. Was this a case of attempted medical genocide? Why would he autorize this? Experimenting for the future? So much of history needs revealing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nativesterlized.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Is There A Google Conspiracy?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10855</link>
               <description>For years there have been reports that Google was working under cover with the CIA accumulating personal dossiers on every web surfer and being handsomely paid for that information. Is it true?  Watch this to find out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/google-conspiracy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Is There A Google Conspiracy?</media:title>
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               <media:description>For years there have been reports that Google was working under cover with the CIA accumulating personal dossiers on every web surfer and being handsomely paid for that information. Is it true?  Watch this to find out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/googlecon.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Obama in Gay Sex and Drug Charge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10844</link>
               <description>Larry Sinclair, a limo owner swears he performed oral sex on Barack Obama in 1999. He further stated that Obama purchased crack cocaine then. Take a look at this startling video. Is it true or a Clinton-inspired smear? You decide.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/obama-gaysex.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Obama in Gay Sex and Drug Charge</media:title>
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               <media:description>Larry Sinclair, a limo owner swears he performed oral sex on Barack Obama in 1999. He further stated that Obama purchased crack cocaine then. Take a look at this startling video. Is it true or a Clinton-inspired smear? You decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/obamagaysex.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>711 Employee Tackles Robber</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10832</link>
               <description>A 711 Employee takes down a robber that thinks he's entitled to a five finger discount. The surveilance footage also shows a few patrons helping to keep the crook detained while the police are notified.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/711employee-tackle.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>711 Employee Tackles Robber</media:title>
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               <media:description>A 711 Employee takes down a robber that thinks he's entitled to a five finger discount. The surveilance footage also shows a few patrons helping to keep the crook detained while the police are notified.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/711tackle.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Jane Fonda Drops The C-Bomb</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10816</link>
               <description>Jane Fonda is no stranger to controversy and her recent interview on the Today Show caused some. She was appearing on the show to promote the Vagina Monologues and... well, just watch.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/janefonda.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Jane Fonda Drops The C-Bomb</media:title>
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               <media:description>Jane Fonda is no stranger to controversy and her recent interview on the Today Show caused some. She was appearing on the show to promote the Vagina Monologues and... well, just watch.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fonda.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Pro Wrestler Knocks Himself Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10771</link>
               <description>In this dramatic video clip, a pro wrestler does a flip and plants his face on the steps outside the ring and clearly knocks himself out. Warning- Not For The Squeamish!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wrestler-headhit.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pro Wrestler Knocks Himself Out</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this dramatic video clip, a pro wrestler does a flip and plants his face on the steps outside the ring and clearly knocks himself out. Warning- Not For The Squeamish!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wrestlerheadhit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Fox Reports WTC Collapse BEFORE It Collapsed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10749</link>
               <description>Did WTC #7 fall spontaneously or was it 'pulled' as owner Larry Silberstein said on camera? This is a live broadcast and the anchors say the building has collapsed and we see it standing. Who told them it was going to collapse?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/911wtc7-collapse.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fox Reports WTC Collapse BEFORE It Collapsed</media:title>
               <media:keywords>9-11, 911, wtc, twin towers, conspiracy, 911 conspiracy, inside job, 911 inside job, global elite, new world order, world trade ceter, bin laden, Osama bin laden, was 911 an inside job, 911 videos, 911 video clips, 9-11 video downloads, 911 downloads</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Did WTC #7 fall spontaneously or was it 'pulled' as owner Larry Silberstein said on camera? This is a live broadcast and the anchors say the building has collapsed and we see it standing. Who told them it was going to collapse?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/911collapse.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Crowded Wave Pool in Japan</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10738</link>
               <description>This is crazy. Now, we've all heard about how crowded it can get on the trains in Japan, with people actually being stuffed ... What we have in this video of an indoor wave pool. Check it out.</description>
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               <media:title>Crazy Crowded Wave Pool in Japan</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is crazy. Now, we've all heard about how crowded it can get on the trains in Japan, with people actually being stuffed ... What we have in this video of an indoor wave pool. Check it out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wavepool.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Nut Shot Montage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10723</link>
               <description>It's the worst pain there is. Blunt force trauma to the boys, the family jewels, the twins, the marble bag, the huevos, the unmentionables. Why is it so funny? Take a look at some bizarre nut shots and try not to cringe.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/nutshot-montage.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Nut Shot Montage</media:title>
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               <media:description>It's the worst pain there is. Blunt force trauma to the boys, the family jewels, the twins, the marble bag, the huevos, the unmentionables. Why is it so funny? Take a look at some bizarre nut shots and try not to cringe.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nutshot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Robber Takes Phone While Owner is Distracted</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10702</link>
               <description>Caught on Tape. That's what this clip is all about. Watch a robber steal a phone while the owner is disctracted. Then he even has the nerve to talk to the guy instead of flying out of there.</description>
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               <media:title>Robber Takes Phone While Owner is Distracted</media:title>
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               <media:description>Caught on Tape. That's what this clip is all about. Watch a robber steal a phone while the owner is disctracted. Then he even has the nerve to talk to the guy instead of flying out of there.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/robbercellphone.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Americas Got Talent - Bizarre Performance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10652</link>
               <description>America's Got Talent has seen a lot of bizarre performers, but few acts have made the judges' jaws drop like The Rubberboy. Piers actually turns his chair around because he can't bear to watch Rubberboy's contortions.</description>
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               <media:title>Americas Got Talent - Bizarre Performance</media:title>
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               <media:description>America's Got Talent has seen a lot of bizarre performers, but few acts have made the judges' jaws drop like The Rubberboy. Piers actually turns his chair around because he can't bear to watch Rubberboy's contortions.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/amertalentbox.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Deputy Kicks Man in The Nuts</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10642</link>
               <description>The camera mounted on this police officers dashboard keeps recording as they pull over this vehicle. It appears this man may have been 'WANTED' but was there really any need for kicking him in the nuts? You decide!</description>
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               <media:description>The camera mounted on this police officers dashboard keeps recording as they pull over this vehicle. It appears this man may have been 'WANTED' but was there really any need for kicking him in the nuts? You decide!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/NutKick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bizarre Glow in the Dark Drummer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10613</link>
               <description>If you are in the mood for something a little bizarre, then this clip is for you. The guy in this clip enjoys sitting around playing the drums after panting himself with glow in the dark paint. Enjoy!</description>
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               <media:title>Bizarre Glow in the Dark Drummer</media:title>
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               <media:description>If you are in the mood for something a little bizarre, then this clip is for you. The guy in this clip enjoys sitting around playing the drums after panting himself with glow in the dark paint. Enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/GlowDrums.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Creepy Haunted Mirror</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10609</link>
               <description>This video seems harmless enough. It shows a little girl brushing her hair while looking into a vanity mirror, but when her mother tells her to turn around something eerie happens. Just keep your eyes on the mirror.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japanese-hauntingsight.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Creepy Haunted Mirror</media:title>
               <media:keywords>This video seems harmless enough. It shows a little girl brushing her hair while looking into a vanity mirror, but when her mother tells her to turn around something eerie happens. Just keep your eyes on the mirror.</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This video seems harmless enough. It shows a little girl brushing her hair while looking into a vanity mirror, but when her mother tells her to turn around something eerie happens. Just keep your eyes on the mirror.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/MirrorSight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Talented Street Performer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10581</link>
               <description>You never know where you are going to find an unusual and unique talent. In this amateur video a street performer is captured playing the guitar and singing all while balanced precariously on a wooden roller.</description>
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               <media:title>Talented Street Performer</media:title>
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               <media:description>You never know where you are going to find an unusual and unique talent. In this amateur video a street performer is captured playing the guitar and singing all while balanced precariously on a wooden roller.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/StreetTalent.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Wall of Death - Crazy Car Stunt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10580</link>
               <description>Listen folks... don't try this at home. Here's an accident waiting to happen. Watch this clip as two motorcycles go around in a tube like riding on a sideways race track. Then to make matters worse two cars join in.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wallofdeath-crazydrivers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Wall of Death - Crazy Car Stunt</media:title>
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               <media:description>Listen folks... don't try this at home. Here's an accident waiting to happen. Watch this clip as two motorcycles go around in a tube like riding on a sideways race track. Then to make matters worse two cars join in.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/WODCrazyCar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bad Gas Station Fire</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10549</link>
               <description>In this clip a guy catches fire as he pumps gas. Witness to the fire come to his aid. The man thankfully did not suffer any serious injuries.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/gasstation-fire.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bad Gas Station Fire</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this clip a guy catches fire as he pumps gas. Witness to the fire come to his aid. The man thankfully did not suffer any serious injuries.</media:description>
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               <title>Amazing African Pole Dance</title>
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               <description>This is a must see video. Watch as a traditional African pole dance is performed. This acrobat does some amazing stuff on a free-standing pole</description>
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               <media:description>This is a must see video. Watch as a traditional African pole dance is performed. This acrobat does some amazing stuff on a free-standing pole</media:description>
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               <title>Bear Grylls Kills a Rabbit With a Bit Of Wood</title>
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               <description>On 'Man vs. Wild', Bear Grylls tries to survive by any means necessary. If that means he has to hunt and kill a rabbit then so be it. Watch as Bear puts his extreme survival skills into action.</description>
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               <media:title>Bear Grylls Kills a Rabbit With a Bit Of Wood</media:title>
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               <media:description>On 'Man vs. Wild', Bear Grylls tries to survive by any means necessary. If that means he has to hunt and kill a rabbit then so be it. Watch as Bear puts his extreme survival skills into action.</media:description>
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               <title>Deadliest Hornet Alive</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10441</link>
               <description>This hornet sprays a bee hive with some of the acid/pheromone and brings in reinforcements. They descend upon the beehive like an unholy plague of hell-born death engines. 30 wasps against 30,000 bees and the 30,000 bees do not stand a chance.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japanese-hornets.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Deadliest Hornet Alive</media:title>
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               <media:description>This hornet sprays a bee hive with some of the acid/pheromone and brings in reinforcements. They descend upon the beehive like an unholy plague of hell-born death engines. 30 wasps against 30,000 bees and the 30,000 bees do not stand a chance.</media:description>
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               <title>David Blaine Parody - David Comes Back Again</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10418</link>
               <description>Here's a funny parody of David Blaine's famous street magic. Watch as David sets his sights on these two idiots on the street.</description>
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               <media:title>David Blaine Parody - David Comes Back Again</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here's a funny parody of David Blaine's famous street magic. Watch as David sets his sights on these two idiots on the street.</media:description>
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               <title>350 Paintball Rounds to the Chest!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10414</link>
               <description>The guy in this video is not too bright. How smart are you when you let your friends shoot you from about 20 ft. away with paint ball guns? But it does make for a pretty funny video clip.</description>
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               <media:title>350 Paintball Rounds to the Chest!</media:title>
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               <media:description>The guy in this video is not too bright. How smart are you when you let your friends shoot you from about 20 ft. away with paint ball guns? But it does make for a pretty funny video clip.</media:description>
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               <title>Go Down Moses - James Lewis Rendition</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10401</link>
               <description>OK folks, if you have not already seen this bizarre performance of Go Down Moses by American Idol contestant, James Lewis, you really have to watch this clip. He sounds like a cross between a cow mooing and a drunk sailor. Hilarious!</description>
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               <media:title>Go Down Moses - James Lewis Rendition</media:title>
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               <media:description>OK folks, if you have not already seen this bizarre performance of Go Down Moses by American Idol contestant, James Lewis, you really have to watch this clip. He sounds like a cross between a cow mooing and a drunk sailor. Hilarious!</media:description>
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               <title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359</link>
               <description>Here is the video that Scientology doesn't want you to see. Tom Cruise speaks candidly on his controversial religion in a way that's sure to raise eyebrows. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358">Click For Part 2</a></description>
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               <media:title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 1</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is the video that Scientology doesn't want you to see. Tom Cruise speaks candidly on his controversial religion in a way that's sure to raise eyebrows. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358">Click For Part 2</a></media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tc2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358</link>
               <description>In pt.2 Tom Cruise continues to explain the virtues of Scientology, what it means to him and other key topics of the religion. You simply must watch this bizarre interview. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359">Click For Part 1</a></description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tomcruiserant-part2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 2</media:title>
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               <media:description>In pt.2 Tom Cruise continues to explain the virtues of Scientology, what it means to him and other key topics of the religion. You simply must watch this bizarre interview. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359">Click For Part 1</a></media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tc.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ski Jumper Loses Ski in Mid Air</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10332</link>
               <description>In this dramatic video, ski jumper, Bjorn Einar Romoren loses his ski in mid air and comes crashing down and lands on his back. Amazingly, he walks off the run after a time. You have to see this to believe it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ski-fallsoff.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ski Jumper Loses Ski in Mid Air</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this dramatic video, ski jumper, Bjorn Einar Romoren loses his ski in mid air and comes crashing down and lands on his back. Amazingly, he walks off the run after a time. You have to see this to believe it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/skifallsoff.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Oil Rig Collapses Off Connecticut Coast</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10245</link>
               <description>This is an amazing new report on the collapse of an oil rig in the Atlantic just off the coast of Connecticut.  Is it real or a summer monster movie promo?</description>
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               <media:title>Oil Rig Collapses Off Connecticut Coast</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is an amazing new report on the collapse of an oil rig in the Atlantic just off the coast of Connecticut.  Is it real or a summer monster movie promo?</media:description>
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               <title>Obscene Messages Appear On Traffic Sign</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10243</link>
               <description>A hacker reprogrammed a traffic sign to display obscene messages early in the morning on an Australian highway. The hackers obviously wanted to video tape their cleverness and shot this video. WARNING: Obscene language</description>
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               <media:title>Obscene Messages Appear On Traffic Sign</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Pranks, prank videos, prank video clips, funny, obscene humor, hackers, mischief, tomfoolery, high jinx, shenanigans, hacker videos, hacker video clips, hacker pranks, hacker downloads, prank downloads</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A hacker reprogrammed a traffic sign to display obscene messages early in the morning on an Australian highway. The hackers obviously wanted to video tape their cleverness and shot this video. WARNING: Obscene language</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/obscenemessage.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Customer Tackles Robber</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10182</link>
               <description>A robber bit off more than he could chew when he tried to steal the takings from a Columbus, Ohio Dairy Queen, he bumped into a burly corrections officer who tackled him to the ground.  "</description>
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               <media:title>Customer Tackles Robber</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid criminals, crime, robbers, thieves, thieves on video, crime on video, criminal videos, live robberies, criminals, news "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A robber bit off more than he could chew when he tried to steal the takings from a Columbus, Ohio Dairy Queen, he bumped into a burly corrections officer who tackled him to the ground.  "</media:description>
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               <title>Skateboarder Jumps Great Wall Of China</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10181</link>
               <description>Danny Way, king of the mega jumps, decided to attempt the jump of jumps and he did. Take a look at this amazing video as he jumps over the Great Wall of China. "</description>
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               <media:description>Danny Way, king of the mega jumps, decided to attempt the jump of jumps and he did. Take a look at this amazing video as he jumps over the Great Wall of China. "</media:description>
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               <title>How to Start a Fire With a Condom</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10147</link>
               <description>Here's an interesting clip on how to start a fire with a condom filled with water. Just another way a condom can save your life!</description>
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               <media:title>How to Start a Fire With a Condom</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid video, stupid videos, condom, condoms, how to start a fire with a condom, viral, viral video, viral videos, bizarre, bizarre video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's an interesting clip on how to start a fire with a condom filled with water. Just another way a condom can save your life!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CondomFire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>CIA Linked Jet Crashed With 4 Tons Of Cocaine</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10106</link>
               <description>In Spetember, 2007 a CIA linked jet crashed over the Yucatan Peninsula with  strange cargo; 4 tons of cocaine. For years it has been alleged that the US government was one of the powers behind the drug trade. this goes a long way in proving it.</description>
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               <media:title>CIA Linked Jet Crashed With 4 Tons Of Cocaine</media:title>
               <media:keywords>drug runners, cocaine trade, cia drug runners, cia selling drugs, conspiracies, drug conspiracy, government conspiracy, illegal drugs, pentagon drug smugglers, drug smugglers, suppressed news, cia, coevr ups "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In Spetember, 2007 a CIA linked jet crashed over the Yucatan Peninsula with  strange cargo; 4 tons of cocaine. For years it has been alleged that the US government was one of the powers behind the drug trade. this goes a long way in proving it.</media:description>
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               <title>Man Takes Direct Hit To Nutty Buddy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10040</link>
               <description>OK, here is a really weird video clip! A man has his girlfriend aim a fast pitch machine right at his crotch and though he is wearing a cup, is in obvious pain. She laughs as he is bent over in pain.</description>
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               <media:title>Man Takes Direct Hit To Nutty Buddy</media:title>
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               <media:description>OK, here is a really weird video clip! A man has his girlfriend aim a fast pitch machine right at his crotch and though he is wearing a cup, is in obvious pain. She laughs as he is bent over in pain.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nuttyballhit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Japanese Boxing Robots</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10015</link>
               <description>Take a look at this super cool display of two robots boxing. Pay attention to the robot that gets up after being knocked down. This is just fascinating!</description>
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               <media:title>Japanese Boxing Robots</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Robots, robot videos, robotics, robot downloads, boxing robots, robotic advances, Japanese robots, robots and sports, mechanical inventions"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a look at this super cool display of two robots boxing. Pay attention to the robot that gets up after being knocked down. This is just fascinating!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fightrobot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Haunted Gas Station</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10010</link>
               <description>Do you believe in ghosts? Recently a gas station had a visitor show up on its surveillance camera. After watching the video, do you think it is a ghost?</description>
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               <media:title>Haunted Gas Station</media:title>
               <media:keywords>haunted cas station, haunted, ghost, ghosts, gas station, news report, haunted gas station report, caught on tape,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Do you believe in ghosts? Recently a gas station had a visitor show up on its surveillance camera. After watching the video, do you think it is a ghost?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/HauntedStation.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Manager Tony La Russa Arrested For DUI</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9976</link>
               <description>This is a live police cam of ST. Louis Cardinal Manager Tony Larussa who was arrested for driving under the influence. He was really smashed as he slurrs his words and cannot walk a straight line.</description>
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               <media:title>Manager Tony La Russa Arrested For DUI</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is a live police cam of ST. Louis Cardinal Manager Tony Larussa who was arrested for driving under the influence. He was really smashed as he slurrs his words and cannot walk a straight line.</media:description>
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               <title>Man Arrested For Giving Girlfriend Abortion Pill</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9974</link>
               <description>A man was arrested and charged with murder of an unborn fetus after he slipped an abortion pill into his girlfriend's drink that caused a miscarriage. He was released on bond after being the first person in Wisconsin to be charged with such a murder.</description>
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               <media:title>Man Arrested For Giving Girlfriend Abortion Pill</media:title>
               <media:keywords>abortion pills, ru 486, stupid criminals, miscarriage, micky, murder, crime, abortion, news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A man was arrested and charged with murder of an unborn fetus after he slipped an abortion pill into his girlfriend's drink that caused a miscarriage. He was released on bond after being the first person in Wisconsin to be charged with such a murder.</media:description>
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               <title>Monk Demonstrates Ancient Finger Technique</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9973</link>
               <description>I had to watch this video several times to see if it was believable. A 90-year-old Chinese monk does a one finer 'hand stand'. The only thing holding him up is his index finger. Amazing!</description>
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               <media:title>Monk Demonstrates Ancient Finger Technique</media:title>
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               <media:description>I had to watch this video several times to see if it was believable. A 90-year-old Chinese monk does a one finer 'hand stand'. The only thing holding him up is his index finger. Amazing!</media:description>
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               <title>I'm Too Sexy Montage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9936</link>
               <description>This montage features some of the most unusual pictures found on the internet. Im not sure if the song 'I'm Too Sexy' really works for these guys, you be the judge.</description>
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               <media:title>I'm Too Sexy Montage</media:title>
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               <media:description>This montage features some of the most unusual pictures found on the internet. Im not sure if the song 'I'm Too Sexy' really works for these guys, you be the judge.</media:description>
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               <title>Freeway Fight</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9935</link>
               <description>In this clip boyfriends are caught on tape fighting on the freeway during rush hour traffic in Phoenix. This is one domestic dispute you don't get to see very often.</description>
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               <media:title>Freeway Fight</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this clip boyfriends are caught on tape fighting on the freeway during rush hour traffic in Phoenix. This is one domestic dispute you don't get to see very often.</media:description>
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               <title>Amazing Traffic Stop</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9879</link>
               <description>In what started out as a routine traffic stop, the policeman signals the woman to get off the road and away from her car. Within seconds, oncoming traffic crashed into her car right where she previously was standing.</description>
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               <media:title>Amazing Traffic Stop</media:title>
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               <media:description>In what started out as a routine traffic stop, the policeman signals the woman to get off the road and away from her car. Within seconds, oncoming traffic crashed into her car right where she previously was standing.</media:description>
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               <title>Cop Tazers Driver After Speeding</title>
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               <description>Canada has outlawed the tazers, but this Utah patrolman goes a bit overboard as he tazers this man in front of his pregnant wife for getting out of the car after receiving a speeding ticket. For those in love with "order", they will love this clip.</description>
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               <media:description>Canada has outlawed the tazers, but this Utah patrolman goes a bit overboard as he tazers this man in front of his pregnant wife for getting out of the car after receiving a speeding ticket. For those in love with "order", they will love this clip.</media:description>
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               <title>Weatherman Abruptly Leaves Set To Relieve Himself</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9857</link>
               <description>This is hysterically funny as a TV Weatherman on air starts grabbing his crotch in obvious distress and eventually leaves the set for a refreshing pause...all caught live on air.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/weatherman-bathroom.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Weatherman Abruptly Leaves Set To Relieve Himself</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is hysterically funny as a TV Weatherman on air starts grabbing his crotch in obvious distress and eventually leaves the set for a refreshing pause...all caught live on air.</media:description>
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               <title>It's Ron Bitch</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9827</link>
               <description>In this strange and unusual clip, former porn star Ron Jermy does his best in impersonating Britney Spears in his remake of her single 'Gimme More'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/itsron-bitch.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>It's Ron Bitch</media:title>
               <media:keywords>it's ron bitch, ron jermy, gimme more, britney spears, porn star, bizarre video, parody, music video parody, funny parody, ron jeremy, music video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this strange and unusual clip, former porn star Ron Jermy does his best in impersonating Britney Spears in his remake of her single 'Gimme More'.</media:description>
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               <title>Surveillance Catches Pervert Taking Upskirt Photos</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9797</link>
               <description>Have you seen this guy on this tape? Check out video surveillance of some creep caught on tape taking a picture up the skirt of a female shopper. Hopfully he was caught outside the store.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pervert-caught.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Surveillance Catches Pervert Taking Upskirt Photos</media:title>
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               <media:description>Have you seen this guy on this tape? Check out video surveillance of some creep caught on tape taking a picture up the skirt of a female shopper. Hopfully he was caught outside the store.</media:description>
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               <title>Fire Spitter Accidentally Sets Own Head On Fire</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9781</link>
               <description>In this bizrre video clip, a guy fills his mouth with gas and tries to spit fire and the stunt backfires when his own hair is lit on fire. Oddly, the cameraman continues filming while his friend burns.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fire-spitter.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fire Spitter Accidentally Sets Own Head On Fire</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid humans, stupid stunts, accidents, fire accidents, stunts gone bad, bizarre, weird, strange, stupid human videos, stupid stunts on videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this bizrre video clip, a guy fills his mouth with gas and tries to spit fire and the stunt backfires when his own hair is lit on fire. Oddly, the cameraman continues filming while his friend burns.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firespit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Car Crash Montage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9775</link>
               <description>Video surveillance has become a very common at busy intersections. In this clip, watch some car crashes that have been caught on tape.   Hopefully these drivers will be a little more careful next time.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crash-boom.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Car Crash Montage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>car crash montage, car crash, car crashes, crash, boom, bang, ouch, road dangers, crashing, cars, caught on tape,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Video surveillance has become a very common at busy intersections. In this clip, watch some car crashes that have been caught on tape.   Hopefully these drivers will be a little more careful next time.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CrashMontage.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man With a Tail!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9745</link>
               <description>If it's not strange enough to see someone that was born with a tail, but this female reporter seems to enjoy touching it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwith-tail.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man With a Tail!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man with a tail, man with tail clip, man with tail video clip, bizarre human, bizarre humans, weird, strange, strange video, weird video, strange clip, weird clip, fucking weird, weird strange bizarre,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If it's not strange enough to see someone that was born with a tail, but this female reporter seems to enjoy touching it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ManWithTail.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Lucky SOB's</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9737</link>
               <description>In this clip, watch a few luckily SOB's as they have some pretty close calls with automobiles and even one with a fast moving train. Pretty amazing that no one was killed.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lucky-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Lucky SOB's</media:title>
               <media:keywords>lucky sob's, lucky sons of bitches, luck, close calls, caught on tape, accidents, accident, car crash, speeding train, ouch, lucky people</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, watch a few luckily SOB's as they have some pretty close calls with automobiles and even one with a fast moving train. Pretty amazing that no one was killed.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/luckysob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Geraldo At Large - Anna Nicole Part 2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9644</link>
               <description>During Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy she made a bizarre video where she had her face painted and acted as if she was on drugs. From Geraldo At Large. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9627">Click For Part 1</a></description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geraldo-anna2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Geraldo At Large - Anna Nicole Part 2</media:title>
               <media:keywords>anna nicole, geraldo at large - anna nicole part 2, anna nicole on drugs, howard k stern, howard stern, stupid humans, anna nicoles death, bizarre video, bizarre humans geraldo, """"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy she made a bizarre video where she had her face painted and acted as if she was on drugs. From Geraldo At Large. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9627">Click For Part 1</a></media:description>
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               <title>Australian Aborigines Perform Zorba The Greek</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9630</link>
               <description>The dance is performed by Aborigine dancers wearing just loin cloths and ceremonial body paint. This version is a speeded up almost clubby version of the original song and is a joy to watch. This is hugely popular in Australia and very amusing!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/zorba-greek.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Australian Aborigines Perform Zorba The Greek</media:title>
               <media:keywords>aboriginal dance, aboriginal dance videos, zorba the greek, dance music videos, dance video clips, aborigines, australian dance, australia, aboriginal culture, live performance"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The dance is performed by Aborigine dancers wearing just loin cloths and ceremonial body paint. This version is a speeded up almost clubby version of the original song and is a joy to watch. This is hugely popular in Australia and very amusing!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/zorbagreek.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Geraldo At Large - Anna Nicole Part 1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9627</link>
               <description>During Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy she made a bizarre video where she had her face painted in clown make up and acted as if she was on drugs. For Part 2</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geraldo-anna1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Geraldo At Large - Anna Nicole Part 1</media:title>
               <media:keywords>anna nicole, geraldo at large - anna nicole part 1, anna nicole on drugs, howard k stern, howard stern, stupid humans, anna nicoles death, bizarre video, bizarre humans geraldo</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy she made a bizarre video where she had her face painted in clown make up and acted as if she was on drugs. For Part 2</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/AnnaNicolePart1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Zombies Protest For Brains!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9569</link>
               <description>In this bizarrre and unusual clip a group of 'zombies' protest for brains. Im not really sure what the point of this is, but enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/zombies-protest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Zombies Protest For Brains!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>zobies, protest, zombies, zombies portest for brains!, brains, stupid humans, stupid clip, zombie, halloween, protest,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this bizarrre and unusual clip a group of 'zombies' protest for brains. Im not really sure what the point of this is, but enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ZombieProtest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Dog the Bounty Hunter Racist Rant</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9563</link>
               <description>It's the video everyone is talking about. Dog the bounty hunter tells his son Tucker what he thinks about black people and his son's girlfriend who is black. Dog the Bounty Hunter show SUSPENDED.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dog-rant.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog the Bounty Hunter Racist Rant</media:title>
               <media:keywords>dog the bounty hunter, duane dog chapman, duane chapman rant, duane chapman suspended, duane chapman video, duane chapman racial tirade, duane chapman slur, dog slur, racist, using the n word, black stereotypes, racist rants, celebrities caught, racism """""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's the video everyone is talking about. Dog the bounty hunter tells his son Tucker what he thinks about black people and his son's girlfriend who is black. Dog the Bounty Hunter show SUSPENDED.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dogrant.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9553</link>
               <description>More people are injured cheerleading than playing football, but here is a freak accident as a cheerleader gets injured when the team runs on the field breaking the paper banner at the beginning of the game.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cheer-trample.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cheerleaders, cheerleading, football, football videos, accidents, stupid humans, sports, sports videos, cheerleading accidents, cheerleading injuries</media:keywords>
               <media:description>More people are injured cheerleading than playing football, but here is a freak accident as a cheerleader gets injured when the team runs on the field breaking the paper banner at the beginning of the game.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cheerrunover.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Blood in the Face - The Third World War will be a Racial War</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9539</link>
               <description>Are there 40,000 North Koreans hiding in Baja, California and 70,000 Mongolians in Mexico? Are these secret armies preparing a third World War to wipe out white America for the cause of Communism? Watch to find out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bloodintheface-worldwariii.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Blood in the Face - The Third World War will be a Racial War</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Blood In The Face, Aryan Nation, Church of the Aryan Nation, Ku Klux Klan, American Nazi Party, American Nazis, Skin Head, Skin-Head, Skin Heads, Skin-Heads, Michael Moore, White Supremacy, White Power, The Order, Documentary, Documentaries, Racism, Minorities, Anti-Semitism, Antisemitism, Anti Semitism, Race War, The Third World War will be a Racial War, Third World War, World War III, WW III, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Are there 40,000 North Koreans hiding in Baja, California and 70,000 Mongolians in Mexico? Are these secret armies preparing a third World War to wipe out white America for the cause of Communism? Watch to find out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BloodFace3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Elite's End Game</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9537</link>
               <description>In a chilling documentary, Alex Jones outlined what the goal of a global elite actually is. How does he do it? By using their own words. From eugenicists like Huxley to powerful men like Kissinger and Rockefeller, you must watch it all.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/endgame2-trailer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Elite's End Game</media:title>
               <media:keywords>New World Order, conspiracies, conspiracy, global conspiracy, globalists, global elite, end game, end game video clip, Alex Jones, Rockefeller, Bilderbergers, masons, freemasons, one world government, depopulation""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a chilling documentary, Alex Jones outlined what the goal of a global elite actually is. How does he do it? By using their own words. From eugenicists like Huxley to powerful men like Kissinger and Rockefeller, you must watch it all.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/endgame.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>A Mother's Touch</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9534</link>
               <description>A newborn baby is not easily calmed when they begin to cry. But watch this amazing video of a newborn react to his mother's touch and is calmed immediately. This is a touching video that reveals why children need to be held.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mothers-touch.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>A Mother's Touch</media:title>
               <media:keywords>newborn infants, infants, pregnancy, babies, toddlers, newborn babies, mothers and their babies, parenting, mothering, post natal videos, hospital videos, crying babies "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A newborn baby is not easily calmed when they begin to cry. But watch this amazing video of a newborn react to his mother's touch and is calmed immediately. This is a touching video that reveals why children need to be held.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mothertouch.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Soldier Gets Smiley Face Imprinted With Airsoft Gun</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9497</link>
               <description>Your tax dollars at work. During down time things can get pretty boring in the barracks. Enter a fully automatic Airsoft pellet gun. You'll notice the victim is bleeding from the pellets at the end of the clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/soldiers-airsoft.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Soldier Gets Smiley Face Imprinted With Airsoft Gun</media:title>
               <media:keywords>airsoft gun, airsoft guns, military, soldier, soldiers, soldier gets smiley face imprinted with airsoft gun, smiley face, smiley faces, stupid human, stupid humans, self inflicted wounds, united states military, guns, Practical Joke, U.S. Soldiers, U.S. Soldier, Battlefield Humor, Home Video, Caught On Tape, Pellet Gun,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Your tax dollars at work. During down time things can get pretty boring in the barracks. Enter a fully automatic Airsoft pellet gun. You'll notice the victim is bleeding from the pellets at the end of the clip.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/SmileyFace.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Cool Stop Motion Pumpkin Carving</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9495</link>
               <description>This is a really cool stop motion video that makes it look like the pumpkin is carving itself. Just in time for Halloween. Set to an interesting musical bed, this is one you will share with your friends.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stopmotion-pumkin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cool Stop Motion Pumpkin Carving</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stop motion video, special effects, special effect videos, cool effects, pumpkins, halloween, holiday videos, halloween video clips, holiday video clips, animation "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is a really cool stop motion video that makes it look like the pumpkin is carving itself. Just in time for Halloween. Set to an interesting musical bed, this is one you will share with your friends.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stoppumpkin.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Reporter Arrested While Doing A Live Broadcast</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9492</link>
               <description>In yet another incident of police overstepping their authority, a Florida TV reporter was legally broadcasting from a public sidewalk and was hauled away for refusing to leave upon the orders of the police.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reporter-arrested.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Reporter Arrested While Doing A Live Broadcast</media:title>
               <media:keywords>police brutality, police videos, tv reporters, news bloopers, arrests, cops, police downloads, florida police, dictatorship "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In yet another incident of police overstepping their authority, a Florida TV reporter was legally broadcasting from a public sidewalk and was hauled away for refusing to leave upon the orders of the police.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reporterarrest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Blood in the Face - Whites are Being Bred out of Existance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9486</link>
               <description>A speaker at a rally for the Church of the Aryan Nation talks about how he believes that minorities are out breeding whites around the world in this chilling documentary on racism in America from 1991.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bloodintheface-bredoutofexistance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Blood in the Face - Whites are Being Bred out of Existance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Blood In The Face, Aryan Nation, Church of the Aryan Nation, Ku Klux Klan, American Nazi Party, American Nazis, Skin Head, Skin-Head, Skin Heads, Skin-Heads, Michael Moore, White Supremacy, White Power, The Order, Documentary, Documentaries, Racism, Minorities, Anti-Semitism, Antisemitism, Anti Semitism, Race War, Whites are Being Bred out of Existance,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A speaker at a rally for the Church of the Aryan Nation talks about how he believes that minorities are out breeding whites around the world in this chilling documentary on racism in America from 1991.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BloodFace2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Blood in the Face - American Nazis Plan for a Race War</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9476</link>
               <description>The American Nazi Party attracts young, angry and violent people like the ones being interviewed here. They believe the government is forcing programs of race mixing and white genocide and a race war will be the result.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bloodintheface-racewar.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Blood in the Face - American Nazis Plan for a Race War</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Blood In The Face, Aryan Nation, Church of the Aryan Nation, Ku Klux Klan, American Nazi Party, American Nazis, Skin Head, Skin-Head, Skin Heads, Skin-Heads, Michael Moore, White Supremacy, White Power, The Order, Documentary, Documentaries, Racism, Minorities, Anti-Semitism, Antisemitism, Anti Semitism, Race War, American Nazis Plan for a Race War,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The American Nazi Party attracts young, angry and violent people like the ones being interviewed here. They believe the government is forcing programs of race mixing and white genocide and a race war will be the result.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BloodFace1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Reporter Goes Live From His Burning Home</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9473</link>
               <description>In this odd yet dramatic video, a new reporter's home is burning to the ground yet he gives a rather unemotional new report with his home devastated by the California fire.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reporter-firehome.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Reporter Goes Live From His Burning Home</media:title>
               <media:keywords>california fire, LA fire, Santa anna fire, west coast fire, california disaster, california evacuation, fire vidos, california fire video clips</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this odd yet dramatic video, a new reporter's home is burning to the ground yet he gives a rather unemotional new report with his home devastated by the California fire.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reporterfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Slow Motion Video Art</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9455</link>
               <description>Have you ever thought what it looks like to pop a water balloon, or shoot a gun through a pop can in slow motion? Check out this clip for some cool slow motion video art.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slow-motion.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Slow Motion Video Art</media:title>
               <media:keywords>slow motion video art, video art, slow motion, slowmotion, guns, water ballons, cool video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you ever thought what it looks like to pop a water balloon, or shoot a gun through a pop can in slow motion? Check out this clip for some cool slow motion video art.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/SlowMo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>British Administer LSD To Troops In Experiment</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9434</link>
               <description>In both US and British armies, the effects of mind altering drugs were studied and filmed. Here is a short video clip that shows the British soldiers inability to function while tripping on LSD.</description>
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               <media:description>In both US and British armies, the effects of mind altering drugs were studied and filmed. Here is a short video clip that shows the British soldiers inability to function while tripping on LSD.</media:description>
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               <title>Water Can Burn</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9421</link>
               <description>Take a look at this science project that teaches you how to make water burn with a couple of batteries and a box of matches. We reccomend that you do not try this at home.</description>
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               <media:description>Take a look at this science project that teaches you how to make water burn with a couple of batteries and a box of matches. We reccomend that you do not try this at home.</media:description>
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               <title>Parrot Dances And Rocks Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9420</link>
               <description>Here is an unusual video of a pet bird dancing and singing to a rock song. I guarantee you he dances better than half of the folks at clubs.</description>
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               <media:title>Parrot Dances And Rocks Out</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is an unusual video of a pet bird dancing and singing to a rock song. I guarantee you he dances better than half of the folks at clubs.</media:description>
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               <title>Female Ninjas Rob Gas Station</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9409</link>
               <description>There's something you don't see everyday. We have all seen surveillance footage of robberies at gas stations and convenience stores, but in all those times were the robbers dressed as ninjas?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ninjas-robbery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Female Ninjas Rob Gas Station</media:title>
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               <media:description>There's something you don't see everyday. We have all seen surveillance footage of robberies at gas stations and convenience stores, but in all those times were the robbers dressed as ninjas?</media:description>
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               <title>Elderly Woman Crashes Into A Computer Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9395</link>
               <description>In this in-store video, we witness an elderly woman who lost control of her car and drove into a computer store, crashing into several aisles of products. Miraculously, no person was hurt.</description>
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               <media:title>Elderly Woman Crashes Into A Computer Store</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this in-store video, we witness an elderly woman who lost control of her car and drove into a computer store, crashing into several aisles of products. Miraculously, no person was hurt.</media:description>
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               <title>Using Force - Cops take down armed man</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9360</link>
               <description>Cops in this video try to tell the armed man to drop his knife. In the end the police end up using force. Are the cops justified in using force or do you think it was a bit excessive?</description>
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               <media:title>Using Force - Cops take down armed man</media:title>
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               <media:description>Cops in this video try to tell the armed man to drop his knife. In the end the police end up using force. Are the cops justified in using force or do you think it was a bit excessive?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CopShoots.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Python Bites Film Crew Member</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9348</link>
               <description>While making a nature film, one of the crew gets bitten by a huge python and doesn't take it too well. He is obviously in pain as the camera continues to roll and he starts to panic.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/python-ngeo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Python Bites Film Crew Member</media:title>
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               <media:description>While making a nature film, one of the crew gets bitten by a huge python and doesn't take it too well. He is obviously in pain as the camera continues to roll and he starts to panic.</media:description>
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               <title>Tug-Of-War Severs Two Teens Hands</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9337</link>
               <description>In a homecoming game of tug of war, two teens wrapped the rope around their wrists and the rope cut off their hands. After microsurgery, the teens are in critical, but stable condition.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tugofwar-highschool.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tug-Of-War Severs Two Teens Hands</media:title>
               <media:keywords>accidents, tug of war accident, accidents on video, accident video clips</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a homecoming game of tug of war, two teens wrapped the rope around their wrists and the rope cut off their hands. After microsurgery, the teens are in critical, but stable condition.</media:description>
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               <title>Helicopter Video of Police Brutality</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9336</link>
               <description>In a dramatic video shot from a helicopter, a policeman brutalizes a suspect until he discovers that he is being taped. This is just one more incident in a nationwide epidemic of police brutality that is surfacing on the Internet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/police-choppercam.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Helicopter Video of Police Brutality</media:title>
               <media:keywords>police brutality, police videos, police video clips, police gone wild, criminals on video, law enforcement, arrests on video, criminals video clips"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a dramatic video shot from a helicopter, a policeman brutalizes a suspect until he discovers that he is being taped. This is just one more incident in a nationwide epidemic of police brutality that is surfacing on the Internet.</media:description>
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               <title>Ann Coulter - Jews Need To Be Perfected</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9335</link>
               <description>Ann Coulter insults and offends just about every group and this time she suggests that Jews need to be perfected and adopt Christian beliefs. She is given a chance to explain herself only to continue the anti-Jewish sentiment.</description>
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               <media:title>Ann Coulter - Jews Need To Be Perfected</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ann Coulter insults and offends just about every group and this time she suggests that Jews need to be perfected and adopt Christian beliefs. She is given a chance to explain herself only to continue the anti-Jewish sentiment.</media:description>
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               <title>Bungee Jumping Granny</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9331</link>
               <description>Every year, this elderly granny heads to the amusement park to practice her ritual of bungee jumping. Watch her and hear her interview. You are only as old as you feel.</description>
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               <media:title>Bungee Jumping Granny</media:title>
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               <media:description>Every year, this elderly granny heads to the amusement park to practice her ritual of bungee jumping. Watch her and hear her interview. You are only as old as you feel.</media:description>
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               <title>Car Flips Into Ditch During Newscast</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9321</link>
               <description>Talk about being in the right place at the right time. While rescue workers are being interviewed for a news broadcast a car flips over into a nearby ditch. Watch the dramatic footage.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/carflips-news.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Car Flips Into Ditch During Newscast</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Car Flips into Ditch During Newscast, car, cars, accidents, accident, news broadcast, news footage, live footage, car flips, automobile accidents, automobile accident, car crash, car crashes, twisted metal, Car Flips into Ditch,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Talk about being in the right place at the right time. While rescue workers are being interviewed for a news broadcast a car flips over into a nearby ditch. Watch the dramatic footage.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CarFlip.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Biker Crash in Taiwan</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9314</link>
               <description>This is one of the most dramatic motorcycle crashes ever captured on video. Watch this surveillence tape and keep your eye on the right-hand side of your screen for the rider who decided not to wait for the light.</description>
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               <media:title>Biker Crash in Taiwan</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Biker Crash in Taiwan, crash, motorcycle, motorcycle crash, Taiwan, extreme, extreme crashes, dramatic motorcycle crashes, hurt, pain, vehicle crashes, smashes, injuries,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is one of the most dramatic motorcycle crashes ever captured on video. Watch this surveillence tape and keep your eye on the right-hand side of your screen for the rider who decided not to wait for the light.</media:description>
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               <title>Juggling Hammers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9269</link>
               <description>Here is a cool video of a home repairman turned juggler. Catch this video of a him juggling hammers while pounding nails in the roof. We do not speak German, so we don't know what he is saying, but it is still super cool.</description>
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               <media:title>Juggling Hammers</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is a cool video of a home repairman turned juggler. Catch this video of a him juggling hammers while pounding nails in the roof. We do not speak German, so we don't know what he is saying, but it is still super cool.</media:description>
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               <title>SNL Takes On Larry Craig</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9268</link>
               <description>Senator Larry Craig has decided not to resign, so SNL decided to do a blistering segment on the gay Senator who has an anti-gay record. This is news and we cannot decide whether to laugh or be sad. You decide.</description>
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               <media:title>SNL Takes On Larry Craig</media:title>
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               <media:description>Senator Larry Craig has decided not to resign, so SNL decided to do a blistering segment on the gay Senator who has an anti-gay record. This is news and we cannot decide whether to laugh or be sad. You decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reallycraig.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Killer Orcas Train Young Whales Hunting Technique</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9209</link>
               <description>This rare hunting technique by Orca whales has only been witnessed a few times in history and now has been captured on video as the whales hunt a seal stranded on an ice chunk. Amazing!""</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/smart-orcas.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Killer Orcas Train Young Whales Hunting Technique</media:title>
               <media:keywords>killer whales, whales, whale video clips, orca whale video clips, whale downloads, whale mpegs, whales in the wild, killer whale video clips""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This rare hunting technique by Orca whales has only been witnessed a few times in history and now has been captured on video as the whales hunt a seal stranded on an ice chunk. Amazing!""</media:description>
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               <title>Stunt Man Sets Self On Fire And Almost Dies - Warning</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9208</link>
               <description>A monumentally stupid stunt gone bad. A man tries this stunt before being arrested after the cops showed up. The problem was that the fire extinguishers had not yet arrived and he almost burned to death.  Warning- not for the squeamish.</description>
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               <media:title>Stunt Man Sets Self On Fire And Almost Dies - Warning</media:title>
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               <media:description>A monumentally stupid stunt gone bad. A man tries this stunt before being arrested after the cops showed up. The problem was that the fire extinguishers had not yet arrived and he almost burned to death.  Warning- not for the squeamish.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manonfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Nanobots Replacing Neurons</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9207</link>
               <description>A nanobot is a microscopic robot that can enter the body among other uses. Take a look at this cool video of a nanorobot at work replacing human nerve cells with artificial nerve cells.</description>
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               <media:title>Nanobots Replacing Neurons</media:title>
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               <media:description>A nanobot is a microscopic robot that can enter the body among other uses. Take a look at this cool video of a nanorobot at work replacing human nerve cells with artificial nerve cells.</media:description>
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               <title>NASA Employee Goes Public On UFOs</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9147</link>
               <description>Donna Hare, former NASA employee goes public about her knowledge of UFOs and how Apollo astronauts have all been instructed  to remain silent about what they know. Watch this and ask, 'Is she credible?' before you make up your mind.</description>
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               <media:title>NASA Employee Goes Public On UFOs</media:title>
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               <media:description>Donna Hare, former NASA employee goes public about her knowledge of UFOs and how Apollo astronauts have all been instructed  to remain silent about what they know. Watch this and ask, 'Is she credible?' before you make up your mind.</media:description>
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               <title>Former Israeli PM Falls Asleep During TV Interview</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9146</link>
               <description>In a live television interview in Israel, former Israel Prime Minister Shimon Peres literally falls asleep while the question is being posed to him. Sometimes you just need to retire from politics and I think Peres needs to call his career quits.</description>
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               <media:title>Former Israeli PM Falls Asleep During TV Interview</media:title>
               <media:keywords>In a live television interview in Israel, former Israel Prime Minister Shimon Peres literally falls asleep while the question is being posed to him. Sometimes you just need to retire from politics and I think Peres needs to call his career quits.</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a live television interview in Israel, former Israel Prime Minister Shimon Peres literally falls asleep while the question is being posed to him. Sometimes you just need to retire from politics and I think Peres needs to call his career quits.</media:description>
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               <title>Swedish TV Host Throws Up On Live TV</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9145</link>
               <description>In this bizarre clip, this TV host blows her lunch and really is a trooper as she comes back on camera and makes a joke of her throwing up. Quite a projectile caught on video!</description>
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               <media:title>Swedish TV Host Throws Up On Live TV</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this bizarre clip, this TV host blows her lunch and really is a trooper as she comes back on camera and makes a joke of her throwing up. Quite a projectile caught on video!</media:description>
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               <title>Mets vs. Braves And The Magical Bat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9115</link>
               <description>Take a look at this amazing video clip as a baseball bat is thrown and lands in what seems like an impossible position.</description>
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               <media:title>Mets vs. Braves And The Magical Bat</media:title>
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               <media:description>Take a look at this amazing video clip as a baseball bat is thrown and lands in what seems like an impossible position.</media:description>
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               <title>Florida Student Andrew Meyer Tazered - Footage Not Seen on TV</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9094</link>
               <description>U of F student Andrew Meyer is tazed by police after being escorted away from the microphone at a campus forum. Did he deserve to be tazed? Watch this footage and audio that you will not see on TV and you decide.</description>
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               <media:title>Florida Student Andrew Meyer Tazered - Footage Not Seen on TV</media:title>
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               <media:description>U of F student Andrew Meyer is tazed by police after being escorted away from the microphone at a campus forum. Did he deserve to be tazed? Watch this footage and audio that you will not see on TV and you decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/andrewmyers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Amazing Pool Shot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9093</link>
               <description>Here is an amazing pool shot that covers four pool tables, includes dominoes and precision. The set up must have taken hours and it was all caught on this quick video.</description>
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               <media:title>Amazing Pool Shot</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is an amazing pool shot that covers four pool tables, includes dominoes and precision. The set up must have taken hours and it was all caught on this quick video.</media:description>
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               <title>Andrew Meyer Tazered For Asking Kerry About Skull &amp; Bones</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9091</link>
               <description>This student was tazed for asking John Kerry about the Skull &amp; Bones but the commentator says he was asking annoying questions. What message does this send to our college students?</description>
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               <media:title>Andrew Meyer Tazered For Asking Kerry About Skull &amp; Bones</media:title>
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               <media:description>This student was tazed for asking John Kerry about the Skull &amp; Bones but the commentator says he was asking annoying questions. What message does this send to our college students?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tasernews.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crash Survivor Shoots Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9089</link>
               <description>A commercial airline crashed on September 9, 2007 and in the immediate aftermath took this dramatic video. Warning: there are some shots of very bloody survivors.</description>
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               <media:title>Crash Survivor Shoots Video</media:title>
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               <media:description>A commercial airline crashed on September 9, 2007 and in the immediate aftermath took this dramatic video. Warning: there are some shots of very bloody survivors.</media:description>
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               <title>College Cereal Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9088</link>
               <description>Take a decaying dead bird, place it in a box of your roomate's favorite cereal, and set up a video camera to catch his reaction. It is enough to stop you from eating cereal ever again.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cereal-prank.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>College Cereal Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>college pranks, prank videos, college humor, funny clips, humor clips, pranking, pranks on video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a decaying dead bird, place it in a box of your roomate's favorite cereal, and set up a video camera to catch his reaction. It is enough to stop you from eating cereal ever again.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/deadbird.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>California Yo Yo Championship</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9073</link>
               <description>This is an amazing contest of advanced yo yo competition in California. One wonders how many hours these contestants had to practice to develop such a talent. Now, I wonder what they can do with that talent?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/yoyo-champ.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>California Yo Yo Championship</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Yo yo videos, yo yo competition, california yo yo competition, yo yo video clips, yo yo winners, greatest you yo tricks, yo yo video trick, extreme sports""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is an amazing contest of advanced yo yo competition in California. One wonders how many hours these contestants had to practice to develop such a talent. Now, I wonder what they can do with that talent?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/yoyo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Leave Chris Crocker Alone</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9051</link>
               <description>You have all probably seen or heard about the crazy Britney fan... well here is the video. Check it out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/leavechris-crockeralone.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Leave Chris Crocker Alone</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chris crocker, crocker,  britney spears, perez hilton, britney haters, vma performance 07, leave britney alone, britney fan tirade, britney fan video, britney fan tirade on video, leave britney alone video, bizarre videos, leave Britney Alone parody</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You have all probably seen or heard about the crazy Britney fan... well here is the video. Check it out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/leavechris.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazed Britney Fan Singing Gimme More</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9025</link>
               <description>Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger about this Britney fan comes this video of Chris Corker singing 'Gimme More'. How about NO MORE.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chriscrocker-singing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazed Britney Fan Singing Gimme More</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chris crocker, crocker,  britney spears, perez hilton, britney haters, vma performance 07, leave britney alone, britney fan tirade, britney fan video, britney fan tirade on video, leave britney alone video, bizarre videos, gimme more, crazed britney fan videos""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger about this Britney fan comes this video of Chris Corker singing 'Gimme More'. How about NO MORE.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/chrissing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dancing Philippine Convicts - Thriller</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9014</link>
               <description>Check out 1,500 plus  inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines as they practice their dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller. This is not a punishment for the inmates.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/thriller-prison.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dancing Philippine Convicts - Thriller</media:title>
               <media:keywords>dancing philippine convicts, thriller, michael jacksons thriller, michael jackson, criminals, crooks, dancing, funny dances, dances, dance, music, dancing convicts, convicts videos, video clips of dancing convicts "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out 1,500 plus  inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines as they practice their dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller. This is not a punishment for the inmates.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/thrillerdance.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Leave Britney Alone! - Fan Goes Crazy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9005</link>
               <description>Britney Spears has taken much criticism on the heels of her VMA performance much to the chagrin of this fan. Watch this totally bizarre video reaction of this fan. (is this fan a guy or a girl?)</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/leavebrittney-alone.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Leave Britney Alone! - Fan Goes Crazy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chris crocker, crocker,  britney spears, perez hilton, britney haters, vma performance 07, leave britney alone, britney fan tirade, britney fan video, britney fan tirade on video, leave britney alone video, bizarre videos, """</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Britney Spears has taken much criticism on the heels of her VMA performance much to the chagrin of this fan. Watch this totally bizarre video reaction of this fan. (is this fan a guy or a girl?)</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/britalone.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Djokovic Imitates and Mocks Federer In Locker Room</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8987</link>
               <description>Djokovic disses Roger Federer in the locker room before the US Open. Roger Federer beat this wannabe in three straight sets. One would think a little humility would go a long way when you are about to play the greatest tennis player that ever lived.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/djokovic-imitates.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Djokovic Imitates and Mocks Federer In Locker Room</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer, US Tennis Open, Tennis, Tennis videos, Djokovic mocking Federer, Djokovic hams it up, Djokovic in the locker room, Federer in the US open, tennis stars, greatest tennis stars of all time, sports, tennis videos""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Djokovic disses Roger Federer in the locker room before the US Open. Roger Federer beat this wannabe in three straight sets. One would think a little humility would go a long way when you are about to play the greatest tennis player that ever lived.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tennisimm.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Hot Air Balloon Becomes Fireball And Crashes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8858</link>
               <description>In a horrifying event captured on video, a hot air balloon caught on fire upon lift off and shot up in the air while passengers jumped out of the basket. Amazing footage.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/baloon-disaster.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hot Air Balloon Becomes Fireball And Crashes</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hot air balloons, air accidents, hot air balloon videos, air disasters, extreme sports, disaster video clips, tragedies on video, accidents caught on video""""""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a horrifying event captured on video, a hot air balloon caught on fire upon lift off and shot up in the air while passengers jumped out of the basket. Amazing footage.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/balloondis.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Topless Police Tazer Training</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8856</link>
               <description>As part of training, this cadet class had to take off their shirts and be tazed from 10 feet away. They luckily had a minder to help them fall to the ground. This looked intense.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/topless-tazer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Topless Police Tazer Training</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tazers, tazer videos, police tazers, tazer training, taser training, taser video clips, police videos, police video clips, police training exercises</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As part of training, this cadet class had to take off their shirts and be tazed from 10 feet away. They luckily had a minder to help them fall to the ground. This looked intense.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tazertopless.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dancing Israelis on 9-11 Interviewed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8845</link>
               <description>On 9/11/01, 5 Israelis were caught filming the tragic events and dancing as the planes hit the towers. Here is an interview with two of them. Their purpose? 'To document the events of that day'. How did they know what was going to happen?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dancing-isralis.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dancing Israelis on 9-11 Interviewed</media:title>
               <media:keywords>9-11 conspiracy, conspiracy videos, dancing Israelis, mossad, odigo, twin towers, September 11, 911 videos, 9-11 video clips, conspiracy video clips, cover up, 911 cover up, 9-11 cover-up, 911 inside job</media:keywords>
               <media:description>On 9/11/01, 5 Israelis were caught filming the tragic events and dancing as the planes hit the towers. Here is an interview with two of them. Their purpose? 'To document the events of that day'. How did they know what was going to happen?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dance-isral.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stephen Hawking Experiences Zero G</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8778</link>
               <description>World renown physicist Stephen Hawking was taking up in a plane and thru parabolic flying, experienced zero gravity. He was video taped and then spoke of his thrilling ride. Next stop, Outer Space!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stephenhawking-zerogravity.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stephen Hawking Experiences Zero G</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stephen Hawking video, stephen hawking speeches, stephen hawking weightless, famous scientists, famous physicists, Beyond Time, science, planes, personalities"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>World renown physicist Stephen Hawking was taking up in a plane and thru parabolic flying, experienced zero gravity. He was video taped and then spoke of his thrilling ride. Next stop, Outer Space!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hawking.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>I Wanna Be Like Osama - Musical</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8710</link>
               <description>Featuring songs such as 'I wanna be like Osama', Jihad the Musical is a madcap gallop through the wacky world of international terrorism; one that invokes the spirit that we must laugh at those who seek to intimidate us.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/osama-musical.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>I Wanna Be Like Osama - Musical</media:title>
               <media:keywords>I Wanna Be Like Osama, I Want To Be Like Osama, Osama bin Laden, Jihad the Musical, War On Terror, Terrorism, Sayid, Evan Cabnet, Zoe Samuel, Ben Scheuer, James Lawler, Chantal Pavageaux, Musical, Jokes, Joke, Spoofs, Spoof, Parody, Parodies, Satire, Gag, Comedy, Humor, Sketch, Skit, Offbeat, Off Beat, This n That, funny clips, humor video, humor videos, parody, musical parody,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Featuring songs such as 'I wanna be like Osama', Jihad the Musical is a madcap gallop through the wacky world of international terrorism; one that invokes the spirit that we must laugh at those who seek to intimidate us.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/MusicalOsama.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man Gets Head Stuck in an Elephant' s Ass</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8653</link>
               <description>Guadalajara, Mexico...a young man is busy cleaning the elephant cage at a local zoo. With his head down he is completely unaware that one of the giant beasts is backing up. What happens next must be seen to be believed.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mangetsheadstuck-elephant.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Gets Head Stuck in an Elephant' s Ass</media:title>
               <media:keywords>elephant, Man Gets Head Stuck in an Elephant's Ass, Guadalajara, Mexico, Elephant, Elephant Ass, Stupid Human Tricks, Offbeat, Off Beat, Bizarre, Bizarre Video, Accident, Disgusting, Gross, Jackass, Stupid Stunts, funny clips, humor video, humor videos, Funny Prank, funny clips, Bloopers, Priceless, Reality, Reality Clips, Home Video, """"""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Guadalajara, Mexico...a young man is busy cleaning the elephant cage at a local zoo. With his head down he is completely unaware that one of the giant beasts is backing up. What happens next must be seen to be believed.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ElephantAss.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Extraordinary UFO Brings Town To A Standstill</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8553</link>
               <description>In Warwickshire, England folks poured out of a pub to witness an extraordinary UFO sighting that was captured on video from one of the stunned observers by the name of Tom Hawkes. You won't believe your eyes!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ufo-stratford.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Extraordinary UFO Brings Town To A Standstill</media:title>
               <media:keywords>UFO, UFO videos, UFO video clips, UFO sightings, Warwickshire UFO sightings, Unidentified flying objects, UFOs in England, Tom Hawkes video, Tom Hawkes UFO video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In Warwickshire, England folks poured out of a pub to witness an extraordinary UFO sighting that was captured on video from one of the stunned observers by the name of Tom Hawkes. You won't believe your eyes!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ufo10.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man vs. Wild - Eating Maggots</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8482</link>
               <description>Survivalist Bear Grylls discovers the remains of an animal that was caught in an avalanche. Grylls can't subsist on the rotten meat, but he can dine on the endless supply of maggots that feast on the carcass.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwild-eatingmaggots.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man vs. Wild - Eating Maggots</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man vs. wild, dead animal, man vs. wild, bear grylls, man vs wild, bear grylls, discover channel, extreme adventure, adventure, extreme, climates, nature, survival, animals, food, camp, camping, camp fire, outdoors, outdoor, crazy, unbelievable, alaska, alaskan, Man vs. Wild - Eating Maggots, Eating Maggots, avalanche, Survivalist, carcass, rotten, food,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Survivalist Bear Grylls discovers the remains of an animal that was caught in an avalanche. Grylls can't subsist on the rotten meat, but he can dine on the endless supply of maggots that feast on the carcass.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bearg4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man vs. Wild - Catching and Eating Salmon</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8475</link>
               <description>Bear Grylls needs to eat so he goes after the most available food source: Alaskan Salmon. Using only a tree branch Grylls goes after his prey, but it seems much harder than he thought. Fresh Salmon anybody?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwild-rawfish.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man vs. Wild - Catching and Eating Salmon</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man vs. wild, dead animal, man vs. wild, bear grylls, man vs wild, bear grylls, discover channel, extreme adventure, adventure, extreme, climates, nature, survival, animals, food, camp, camping, camp fire, outdoors, outdoor, crazy, unbelievable, alaska, alaskan, Alaskan Salmon, salmon, samon, prey, Man vs. Wild - Catching and Eating Salmon, Catching and Eating Salmon,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bear Grylls needs to eat so he goes after the most available food source: Alaskan Salmon. Using only a tree branch Grylls goes after his prey, but it seems much harder than he thought. Fresh Salmon anybody?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bearg3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8474</link>
               <description>An incredible halftime show at a soccer game demonstrates coordination hundreds of participants that is not to be believed. There is not a single mistake throughout at least a dozen pictograms performed by this group.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/samsung-fielddance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance, Field Dance, Picture Dance, Flashcard Display, Japanese, Foreign, Soccer Game, Half-time Show, pictograms,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An incredible halftime show at a soccer game demonstrates coordination hundreds of participants that is not to be believed. There is not a single mistake throughout at least a dozen pictograms performed by this group.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/amsamdance.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Tallest Man Meets The Shortest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8426</link>
               <description>Take the tallest man in the world at almost eight feet, introduce him to the shortest man in the world at 2 feet 5 inches and what you get is one weird meeting, all captured on film. They both are from the same province in China.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/worldstallest-worldsshortest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tallest Man Meets The Shortest</media:title>
               <media:keywords>worlds tallest man, worlds shortest man, tallest man, shortest man, Bao Xishun, He PingPing, guiness world records, human oddities, strage humans, weird humans, chine, chinese world records</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take the tallest man in the world at almost eight feet, introduce him to the shortest man in the world at 2 feet 5 inches and what you get is one weird meeting, all captured on film. They both are from the same province in China.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/worldtall.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Hindu Prayer Shouted Down In US Senate</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8424</link>
               <description>In the first ever Hindu prayer in the US Senate, the priest was shouted down twice from Christian protesters. The stunned Hindu priest was shaken, and continued to give a simple, non denominational prayer.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hinduprayer-senate.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hindu Prayer Shouted Down In US Senate</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hindu prayer, hindu prayer in US senate, hindus, prayers, hindu prayers on video, hindu prayer video clips, christian protests, christian protest videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In the first ever Hindu prayer in the US Senate, the priest was shouted down twice from Christian protesters. The stunned Hindu priest was shaken, and continued to give a simple, non denominational prayer.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hindusenate.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man Flies 193 Miles In Lawn Chair</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8422</link>
               <description>Check this out. A man tied 105 balloons to his lawn chair and went to 12,000 feet. He landed in a farmer's field after shooting the balloons with a BB gun.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/balloon-man.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Flies 193 Miles In Lawn Chair</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stunt flying, flying, flying videos, flying lawn chair, stunt flying videos, strange stunts, bizarre stunts, weird stunts, extreme stunts"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check this out. A man tied 105 balloons to his lawn chair and went to 12,000 feet. He landed in a farmer's field after shooting the balloons with a BB gun.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/balloonman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man vs. Wild - Eating a Dead Zebra</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8420</link>
               <description>In this clip, Bear comes upon a zebra that looks to have been killed by a herd of lions. He shows how to tell if the meat is fresh and how it is a great source of protein.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwild-zebra.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man vs. Wild - Eating a Dead Zebra</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man vs. wild - eating a dead zebra, dead zebra, zebra, dead animal, man vs. wild, bear grylls, man vs wild, bear grylls, discover channel, extreme adventure, adventure, extreme, climates, nature, survival, animals, food, camp, camping, camp fire, outdoors, outdoor, crazy, unbelievable, africa,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, Bear comes upon a zebra that looks to have been killed by a herd of lions. He shows how to tell if the meat is fresh and how it is a great source of protein.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bearg2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man vs. Wild - Utah</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8415</link>
               <description>Bear Grylls from the Discovery Channel show Man vs. Wild brings a new meaning to extreme adventure. Watch this clip as Bear braves the conditions in Utah.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwild-utah.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man vs. Wild - Utah</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man vs wild, utah, man vs. wild -utah, bear grylls, discover channel, extreme adventure, adventure, extreme, climates, nature, survival, animals, food, camp, camping, camp fire, outdoors, outdoor, crazy, unbelievable,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bear Grylls from the Discovery Channel show Man vs. Wild brings a new meaning to extreme adventure. Watch this clip as Bear braves the conditions in Utah.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bearg.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stupid Americans: 9/11</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8411</link>
               <description>September 11, 2001 is a date in history that most American's will never forget. The tragedy that occurred shocked the entire nation, but there are a few people that seem to have forget a few details about that day.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupid-americans.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stupid Americans: 9/11</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stupid Americans: 9/11, Stupid Americans, 9/11, 911, September 11, 2001, September 11 2001, September 11th 2001, September 11, September 11th, tragedy, terrorist, suicide attacks, terrorist, attacks, terrorists, World Trade Center Towers, New York City, Pentagon, Washington, New York, Virginia, Pennsylvania, interviews, interview, people on the street, man on the street, questions,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>September 11, 2001 is a date in history that most American's will never forget. The tragedy that occurred shocked the entire nation, but there are a few people that seem to have forget a few details about that day.</media:description>
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               <title>Kobayashi Loses Hot Dog Eating Contest</title>
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               <description>The greatest eating machine of all time, Kobayashi, was unseated at the 2007 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Here is the video of this historic moment.</description>
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               <media:description>The greatest eating machine of all time, Kobayashi, was unseated at the 2007 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Here is the video of this historic moment.</media:description>
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               <title>Hitler Banned From Microsofts X-box Live</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8365</link>
               <description>In this hilarious parody, we see Hitler addressing his minions from his bunker re-subtitled to demonstrate his anger over losing his X-box Live account. A video game!</description>
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               <media:title>Hitler Banned From Microsofts X-box Live</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hitler Parody, hitler spoof, hitler and video games, hitler and xbox live, hitler and x-box live, political humor, hitler speeches, hitler comedy, adolf hitler parody, """"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this hilarious parody, we see Hitler addressing his minions from his bunker re-subtitled to demonstrate his anger over losing his X-box Live account. A video game!</media:description>
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               <title>iphone Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8364</link>
               <description>In this clip, watch as one guy discovers that his new iPhone can do magic. After watching what his iPhone can do, it is no wonder why they are all the rage.</description>
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               <media:title>iphone Magic</media:title>
               <media:keywords>iphone, iphone magic, magic, magic trick, tricks, I phone, apple iphone, apple iphones, phones, apple, trick, phone magic, apple iphones,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, watch as one guy discovers that his new iPhone can do magic. After watching what his iPhone can do, it is no wonder why they are all the rage.</media:description>
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               <title>Scary Explosive - Easy construction of an IED Device</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8362</link>
               <description>This clip shows how easy a IED device can be constructed and shows the power of just one drop of binary explosive. Pretty scary.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/now-explosive.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Scary Explosive - Easy construction of an IED Device</media:title>
               <media:keywords>no this a very scary explosive, scary explosive, explosive, bomb, making an explosive, making a bomb, ied, ied device, binary explosive, explosion, wepon, wepons,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This clip shows how easy a IED device can be constructed and shows the power of just one drop of binary explosive. Pretty scary.</media:description>
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               <title>Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8361</link>
               <description>Daft Punk is considered to be one of the most successful electronic music collaborations of all time. In this clip, watch as one fan creates an interesting video for their song, Harder, Beder Faster, Stronger, called Daft Hands.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/daft-hand.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger</media:title>
               <media:keywords>daft hands - harder, better, faster, stronger, daft punk, daft hands, hands, hand puppets, music, music video, home video, harder better faster stronger, house music, electronic music,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Daft Punk is considered to be one of the most successful electronic music collaborations of all time. In this clip, watch as one fan creates an interesting video for their song, Harder, Beder Faster, Stronger, called Daft Hands.</media:description>
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               <title>Insane 747 Landing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8349</link>
               <description>Weighing over 800,000 pounds a 747 needs about 7,000 feet to land. So if you build an airport right on the beach you'll want all the runway you can get. Watch this 747 tearing in over the water for just such a landing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/insane-747landing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Insane 747 Landing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Insane 747 Landing, amateur video, Jet Aircraft, Jet Landing, Landing over a Beach, Landing Over Water, Jet Landing Over a Beach, Jet Landing Over Water, Boeing 747, Jet Videos, Extreme Landing, Flying, """""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Weighing over 800,000 pounds a 747 needs about 7,000 feet to land. So if you build an airport right on the beach you'll want all the runway you can get. Watch this 747 tearing in over the water for just such a landing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/747.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Who Is Spraying Chemtrails?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8323</link>
               <description>Many people confuse chemtrails with contrails from a jet. Chemtrails are sprayed and have a purpose that many believe is sinister in nature. This clip shows what they are.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/aerosol-attack.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Who Is Spraying Chemtrails?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Chemtrails, chemtrails on video, chemtrail video clips, chemtrail conspiracy, conspiracy videos"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Many people confuse chemtrails with contrails from a jet. Chemtrails are sprayed and have a purpose that many believe is sinister in nature. This clip shows what they are.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/aerosol.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Latest Robot From Japan</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8292</link>
               <description>Check this out! The latest android from Japan can dance, work an industrial job and not get overtime. Over half of the world's robots are in Japan and the technology keeps getting better and better.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/robot-japan.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Latest Robot From Japan</media:title>
               <media:keywords>robot, robot video clips, robotics, androids, technology, science, robotic advances, andorid videos, robot dancing, industrial robots, HRP-2 robot, kawada industries, japanese technology, japanese robots""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check this out! The latest android from Japan can dance, work an industrial job and not get overtime. Over half of the world's robots are in Japan and the technology keeps getting better and better.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japrobot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Genetically Engineered Pigs</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8284</link>
               <description>From the Showtime program 'This American Life', this clip is about pork/pig farming in the US. Watch and find out more about the business of genetic engineered pigs.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/genetic-pigs.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Genetically Engineered Pigs</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Genetically Engineered Pigs, pigs, genetic engineering, this american life, pbs, pbs show, pandoras box, farming, pig farming, pandora's box, pig research, researchers, pig farm, chicago public radio, showtime, show time show, showtimes, public radio</media:keywords>
               <media:description>From the Showtime program 'This American Life', this clip is about pork/pig farming in the US. Watch and find out more about the business of genetic engineered pigs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/genepigs.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Businessman Melts Down In Hotel Lobby</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8262</link>
               <description>With video cameras everywhere, we catch many odd moments on camera. A businessman has a problem and literally goes insane in the hotel lobby. He becomes a danger to others and himself.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bussinessman-meltdown.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Businessman Melts Down In Hotel Lobby</media:title>
               <media:keywords>strange behavior, odd behavior, crazy behavior, insane behavior, stupid humans, crazy videos, odd moments, crazy moments, bizarre moments, bizarre behavior, temper tantrums, tantrums, tantrums on video, craziness on video, insane video clips"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>With video cameras everywhere, we catch many odd moments on camera. A businessman has a problem and literally goes insane in the hotel lobby. He becomes a danger to others and himself.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manmeltdown.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Drivers Attacked By Teens After Juneteenth in Milwaukee</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8261</link>
               <description>To mark the anniversary of the end of slavery, Milwaukee throws a big bash for teens called</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/junemil.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drivers Attacked By Teens After Juneteenth in Milwaukee</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Riots, riots on video, teen riots, juneteenth, juneteenth riot on video, teens versus police, police quell riots, juneteenth video clips, juneteenth slavery celebration, teenage riots, teen age riots, teenager violence, street violence, milwaukee violence, milwaukee, wisconisn, end of slavery"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>To mark the anniversary of the end of slavery, Milwaukee throws a big bash for teens called</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/junemil.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>David Blaine Parody - Street Magic: The Sequel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8237</link>
               <description>Street Magic Magician and Illusionist David Blaine is back with more amazing tricks. He meets up with his two favorite bystanders for more tricks that can only be performed by a time traveling demon man.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/davidblaineparody-streetmagicsequel.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>David Blaine Parody - Street Magic: The Sequel</media:title>
               <media:keywords>David Blaine Parody, David Blaine Parody - Street Magic, David Blaine, magician, illusionist, demonic sorcherer, Magic, tricks, spoof, parody, parodies, David Blaine Parody - Street Magic, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Street Magic Magician and Illusionist David Blaine is back with more amazing tricks. He meets up with his two favorite bystanders for more tricks that can only be performed by a time traveling demon man.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/davidparody.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>David Blaine Parody - Street Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8235</link>
               <description>Who is David Blaine? Is he a magician? Is he an illusionist? Or is he a demonic sorcerer able to alter time and space? We may never know, but this clip spoofs the famous performer and his unbelievable 'abilities'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/davidblaineparody-streetmagic.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>David Blaine Parody - Street Magic</media:title>
               <media:keywords>David Blaine Parody, David Blaine Parody - Street Magic, David Blaine, magician, illusionist, demonic sorcherer, Magic, tricks, spoof, parody, parodies, David Blaine Parody - Street Magic, ""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Who is David Blaine? Is he a magician? Is he an illusionist? Or is he a demonic sorcerer able to alter time and space? We may never know, but this clip spoofs the famous performer and his unbelievable 'abilities'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/davidblane.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mother Catches Son in the Act</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8207</link>
               <description>Do you remember the first time you were caught taking matters into your own hands? It was rather traumatic wasn't it? Well you'll feel even worse for the kid that has to listen to his mother's creepy lecture.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/soncaughtintheact.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mother Catches Son in the Act</media:title>
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               <media:description>Do you remember the first time you were caught taking matters into your own hands? It was rather traumatic wasn't it? Well you'll feel even worse for the kid that has to listen to his mother's creepy lecture.</media:description>
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               <title>Hand Gestures - Slow Jerkin</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8206</link>
               <description>How many times have you used hand gestures? Well, the guy in this clip takes this hand gesture's sexual connotation to the max. Instead of it being seen as humorous it becomes very disturbing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slowjerkin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hand Gestures - Slow Jerkin</media:title>
               <media:keywords>"jerking off, spanking the monkey, spanking it, polishing the peuter, masturbater, masturbation, masterbation, masterbator, Hand Gestures - Slow Jerkin', office humor, hand gestures, Slow Jerkin', sketch comedy, spoof,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>How many times have you used hand gestures? Well, the guy in this clip takes this hand gesture's sexual connotation to the max. Instead of it being seen as humorous it becomes very disturbing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/handjerkin.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Outer Limits - Interrogations</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8198</link>
               <description>The Outer Limits was an show in which each episode is a self-contained story with a plot twist. The original show ran for two seasons from 1963 to 1965 in black-and-white. Watch the clip titled Interrogations.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/outerlimits-interrogations.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Outer Limits - Interrogations</media:title>
               <media:keywords>the outer limits, the outer limits interrogations, interrogations, science fiction, sci-fi, black and white, old television, bizarre, leslie stevens, the twilight zone, vic perrin, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Outer Limits was an show in which each episode is a self-contained story with a plot twist. The original show ran for two seasons from 1963 to 1965 in black-and-white. Watch the clip titled Interrogations.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/outerlimits.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Highway Multiple Car Accident</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8188</link>
               <description>So many people say that when a car accident occurs it appears to happen in slow-motion. But as you'll see in this clip, this series of car crashes happen in the blink of an eye.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/carcrashcrash.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Highway Multiple Car Accident</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Highway Multiple Car Crash, highway, car, cars, trucks, vans, jeeps, suv, suvs, car crash, crashes, vehicles, vehicle, car accident, car accidents, collison, collisons,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>So many people say that when a car accident occurs it appears to happen in slow-motion. But as you'll see in this clip, this series of car crashes happen in the blink of an eye.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/multicar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>High Power Job</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8180</link>
               <description>Technicians wearing electric-field-resistant suits are carried up to high-voltage lines by helicopter. Because the helicopters are not touching the ground, this doesn't cause a high-voltage arc, and the work can be done on live wires.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/highpower-jobb.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>High Power Job</media:title>
               <media:keywords>high power job, helicopters in action, straight up - helicopters in action, helicopters, electricty, cool jobs, high power lines, power lines, electric-field-resistant suits, high-voltage, high voltage, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Technicians wearing electric-field-resistant suits are carried up to high-voltage lines by helicopter. Because the helicopters are not touching the ground, this doesn't cause a high-voltage arc, and the work can be done on live wires.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/highjob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Salt Water As A Fuel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8159</link>
               <description>This may be the most revolutionary invention or discovery since fire. A man was trying to cure cancer using radio waves and discovered that these radio waves could be used to unlock hydrogen form oxygen in salt water. Amazing!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/saltwater-fire.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Salt Water As A Fuel</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fossil fuel alternatives, oil alternatives, gas alternatives, fuel alternatives, water into fuel, salt water into fuel, alternate fuel inventions, amazing inventions, inventions, revolutionary inventions, things that can change the world, science, discovery, inventions on video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This may be the most revolutionary invention or discovery since fire. A man was trying to cure cancer using radio waves and discovered that these radio waves could be used to unlock hydrogen form oxygen in salt water. Amazing!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/saltwaterfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Baby Video - Poof!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8011</link>
               <description>There is nothing quite like a baby after a loving bath and smothered with baby powder. Watch what happens when a mother video tapes her bundle of joy after a bath and the baby lets loose with a lack of inhibitions only a baby could do.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/babypoof.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Baby Video - Poof!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Baby humor, baby video, baby video clips, funny baby videos, funny baby pictures, funny baby photos, humerous baby videos, funny video clips, adorable baby vidos, caught on video, funny videos, clean humor, clean videos, babies after baths</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is nothing quite like a baby after a loving bath and smothered with baby powder. Watch what happens when a mother video tapes her bundle of joy after a bath and the baby lets loose with a lack of inhibitions only a baby could do.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/babypoof.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Driving Stunt Averts Disaster</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8004</link>
               <description>This is an awesome video. A driver attempts to drive up a steep hill and doesn't quite make it to the top. He begins to roll and averts disaster with luck and good driving skills.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stuntdriving.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Driving Stunt Averts Disaster</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Driving stunts, stunts, car stunts, stunt videos, danger on video, truck stunts, sports stunts, sports on video, stupid humans, stupid stunts, dabgerous car stunts, disasters</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is an awesome video. A driver attempts to drive up a steep hill and doesn't quite make it to the top. He begins to roll and averts disaster with luck and good driving skills.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stuntdrive.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>1200-Ton Fireworks Disaster in Seest, Denmark</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8003</link>
               <description>On November 3, 2004 an entire suburb in Denmark was wiped off the map when 1200 tons of fireworks exploded. This video has recently surfaced on the web and it is dramatic. It looks like something out of WWII firebombings.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fireworks.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>1200-Ton Fireworks Disaster in Seest, Denmark</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Firworks on video, firworks explosion, fireworks tragedy, fireworks disaster in Seest, Seest explosions, denmark explosions, firworks mishaps, firworks danger, dangerous fireworks in Seest</media:keywords>
               <media:description>On November 3, 2004 an entire suburb in Denmark was wiped off the map when 1200 tons of fireworks exploded. This video has recently surfaced on the web and it is dramatic. It looks like something out of WWII firebombings.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firework.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cat Trained To Eat With A Fork</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7987</link>
               <description>Is it strange to train your animal to eat with utensils? The lady in this clip doesn't think so. Watch and see how she has trained her cat not only to eat with a fork, but with chop sticks, and a spoon.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/forkcat.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cat Trained To Eat With A Fork</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cat trained to eat with a fork, strange cat, animal clip, animals, strange woman, funny animals, cat eats with a fork, utensils, cats, kitty, kitten, cat, funny cat, bizarre animals, ""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Is it strange to train your animal to eat with utensils? The lady in this clip doesn't think so. Watch and see how she has trained her cat not only to eat with a fork, but with chop sticks, and a spoon.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/catfork.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Big Brother X-Ray Van Patrolling US Streets</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7986</link>
               <description>Few people know that there is a fleet of vans taking X-rays of ordinary trucks, cars and buildings in search of contraband. Of course, people are also being bombarded with these radioactive x-rays. This video comes from the company making them.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/xrayvan.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Big Brother X-Ray Van Patrolling US Streets</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Big Brother, x-ray trucks, xray trucks, public surveillance, public surveilance, privacy issues, privacy violations, right to privacy, big brother video clips, conspiracy, dictatorship, new world order, illuminati, privacy violations</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Few people know that there is a fleet of vans taking X-rays of ordinary trucks, cars and buildings in search of contraband. Of course, people are also being bombarded with these radioactive x-rays. This video comes from the company making them.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/whitevan.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>UFO Abduction Of Cow Caught On Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7985</link>
               <description>This is either authentic or a fabulously well done hoax. A Japanese film crew caught this amazing video of a cow being teleported up to what appears to be a UFO. Really bizarre.</description>
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               <title>Larry King - Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton's Blood</title>
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               <description>Before Angelina Jolie was known as a UN Ambassador, she was known to carry around a vile of her then husband, Billy Bob Thorton's, blood.  Watch a clip from an interview she did with Larry King about the strange accessory.</description>
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               <title>Arrested Woman Tries To Steal Cop Car</title>
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               <description>In a bizarre incident, a woman was arrested and placed in the back of a cop car. He left her there only to find her crawling into the front seat and starting to take off with his car. She was apprehended before getting away.</description>
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               <title>Man Microwaves His Two-Month Old Baby</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7965</link>
               <description>In a sad and disgusting news story, a young father admitted to microwaving his baby because he was stressed while trying to find a job. The baby survived and received two skin graphs while the father is being held by authorities.</description>
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               <title>David Copperfield - Severed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7955</link>
               <description>In this extraordinary illusion, David Copperfield is severed in two pieces by a laser. He seemingly separates his torso from his legs and it is an incredible illusion that will leave you scratching your head.</description>
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               <media:description>In this extraordinary illusion, David Copperfield is severed in two pieces by a laser. He seemingly separates his torso from his legs and it is an incredible illusion that will leave you scratching your head.</media:description>
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               <title>Porn Star Pets - Ron Jeremy Talks About His Turtle</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7902</link>
               <description>Pornstar Pets is a feature length documentary that dissects Adult Entertainment. In this clip Pornstar Ron Jeremy talks and introduces us to his pet turtle.</description>
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               <media:title>Porn Star Pets - Ron Jeremy Talks About His Turtle</media:title>
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               <media:description>Pornstar Pets is a feature length documentary that dissects Adult Entertainment. In this clip Pornstar Ron Jeremy talks and introduces us to his pet turtle.</media:description>
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               <title>Officer Steals Marijuana And Bakes Brownies</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7881</link>
               <description>A police officer calls 911 and asks for an ambulance after injesting pot-laced brownies. He stole the pot from a bust and baked the brownies with his wife. He was convinced they were dying because 'time was going so slow.'</description>
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               <title>BBC Reporter Losing It On Camera While Investigating Scientology</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7880</link>
               <description>While doing an expose on Scientology, BBC reporter John Sweeney flips out and starts screaming at his handler. Sweeney was doing a documentary and the Scientologists followed him around with their own cameramen to catch him not at his finest.</description>
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               <media:description>While doing an expose on Scientology, BBC reporter John Sweeney flips out and starts screaming at his handler. Sweeney was doing a documentary and the Scientologists followed him around with their own cameramen to catch him not at his finest.</media:description>
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               <title>Baby With A King Cobra</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7851</link>
               <description>This has to be one of the strangest video clips we have ever experienced when a 7 month-old baby in India is placed in front of a King Cobra. What happens is the snake repeatedly attacks the child with the parents in the background giggling.</description>
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               <media:description>This has to be one of the strangest video clips we have ever experienced when a 7 month-old baby in India is placed in front of a King Cobra. What happens is the snake repeatedly attacks the child with the parents in the background giggling.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/babycob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Robot Playing Air Hockey</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7850</link>
               <description>Here is an unusual video clip of a robot programmed  to play air hockey. It is quite accurate and one wonders how long it will be before they can outplay humans.</description>
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               <media:title>Robot Playing Air Hockey</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is an unusual video clip of a robot programmed  to play air hockey. It is quite accurate and one wonders how long it will be before they can outplay humans.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - Miami Vices</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7845</link>
               <description>Sascha Rothchild reads from her own teenage diary. Her story was first recorded for Mortified, a stage show based in Los Angeles produced by David Nadelberg. Watch this clip from the Showtime series 'This American Life'.</description>
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               <media:title>This American Life - Miami Vices</media:title>
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               <media:description>Sascha Rothchild reads from her own teenage diary. Her story was first recorded for Mortified, a stage show based in Los Angeles produced by David Nadelberg. Watch this clip from the Showtime series 'This American Life'.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - Starting Over</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7838</link>
               <description>Meet Charlie. He used to run his own business with a dozen employees. People knew him. He had a whole life. And then he retired to California. Watch a clip from 'This American Life' and the episode Starting Over.</description>
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               <media:title>This American Life - Starting Over</media:title>
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               <media:description>Meet Charlie. He used to run his own business with a dozen employees. People knew him. He had a whole life. And then he retired to California. Watch a clip from 'This American Life' and the episode Starting Over.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/thislife1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Don't Mess With Hunters In Florida -Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7826</link>
               <description>Bird survives a major hunter fight in Florida</description>
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               <media:title>Don't Mess With Hunters In Florida -Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, tallahassee, florida, duck, hunter, mediterranean, cyprus, beaches, paris hilton, dog, Hollywood, Star Wars, Japanese, Japan, Cherios, Pepsi, Minnesota, Jimi Hendrix,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bird survives a major hunter fight in Florida</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hunter.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Am I From Africa? - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7825</link>
               <description>PBS special tracks black celebrities back to Africa.</description>
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               <media:title>Am I From Africa? - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, africa, whoopi goldberg, oprah, td jakes, oprah winfrey, Wes Anderson, Nacho Libre, gerbil, hamsters,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>PBS special tracks black celebrities back to Africa.</media:description>
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               <title>Indian Tries To Break Snake World Record</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7775</link>
               <description>This man from India attempts to break a world record of inserting more snakes through his nostrils than any person in recorded history. Left unsaid was ...why? This is really a weird video clip.</description>
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               <media:title>Indian Tries To Break Snake World Record</media:title>
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               <media:description>This man from India attempts to break a world record of inserting more snakes through his nostrils than any person in recorded history. Left unsaid was ...why? This is really a weird video clip.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/snakenose.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>I Need A Babmulance - Hilarious  Emergency Phone Call</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7763</link>
               <description>This has to be the most hilarious 9-11 call ever made as a driver calls for a 'babmulance'. This call is laced with vulgarity but somehow it does not seem offensive as the call continues for 2 minutes. Warning - Language</description>
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               <media:title>I Need A Babmulance - Hilarious  Emergency Phone Call</media:title>
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               <media:description>This has to be the most hilarious 9-11 call ever made as a driver calls for a 'babmulance'. This call is laced with vulgarity but somehow it does not seem offensive as the call continues for 2 minutes. Warning - Language</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ambulance.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Lion Mauls Man in Cage - Warning Graphic Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7762</link>
               <description>Shocking video of a man mauled by a lion in a cage. The lion is eventually shot dead and the man is given CPR and survives the traumatic ordeal. Amazing video, BUT BE WARNED...GRAPHIC!</description>
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               <media:title>Lion Mauls Man in Cage - Warning Graphic Video</media:title>
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               <media:description>Shocking video of a man mauled by a lion in a cage. The lion is eventually shot dead and the man is given CPR and survives the traumatic ordeal. Amazing video, BUT BE WARNED...GRAPHIC!</media:description>
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               <title>Japanese Game Show - Just Don't Laugh</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7760</link>
               <description>A very strange, but hilarious Japanese game show features men watching funny clips and if they laugh, they must get on all fours and get their backside paddled. Make sure you see the clip of the guy trying to read English.</description>
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               <media:title>Japanese Game Show - Just Don't Laugh</media:title>
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               <media:description>A very strange, but hilarious Japanese game show features men watching funny clips and if they laugh, they must get on all fours and get their backside paddled. Make sure you see the clip of the guy trying to read English.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - Jesus Walking On Water</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7753</link>
               <description>Ben is becoming an expert on beards for his elaborate paintings of the life of Jesus Christ and goes to extensive lengths to gather enough beards to pose for him.</description>
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               <media:description>Ben is becoming an expert on beards for his elaborate paintings of the life of Jesus Christ and goes to extensive lengths to gather enough beards to pose for him.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - Beard Chart</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7749</link>
               <description>Ben McPherson is on the hunt for bearded guys to photograph and plans to create a beard chart with all the different styles and the personality type that goes with it.</description>
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               <media:title>This American Life - Beard Chart</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ben McPherson is on the hunt for bearded guys to photograph and plans to create a beard chart with all the different styles and the personality type that goes with it.</media:description>
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               <title>Two-Headed Cat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7727</link>
               <description>This is something you have to see to believe a real live cat who is seeing double. This is extremely rare and gives new meaning to being 2-faced.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cat-twoheaded.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Two-Headed Cat</media:title>
               <media:keywords>animals, cats, cat, bizarre, oddity, two headed cat, unusual, freak, pets, rare, therapy cat, shocking, true story, animal rescue, amazing, news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is something you have to see to believe a real live cat who is seeing double. This is extremely rare and gives new meaning to being 2-faced.</media:description>
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               <title>Amazing Violinist</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7621</link>
               <description>When you think of violin music, you usually don't think of the songs Owner of a Lonely Heart or Smooth Criminal. In this clip, watch violinist Alex DePue amaze the crowd with his talents.</description>
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               <media:title>Amazing Violinist</media:title>
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               <media:description>When you think of violin music, you usually don't think of the songs Owner of a Lonely Heart or Smooth Criminal. In this clip, watch violinist Alex DePue amaze the crowd with his talents.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - I've Been Taking Sedatives</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7611</link>
               <description>A young filmmaker initially sets out to expose his alcoholic step-father but ends up capturing an endearing, cathartic portrait of a flawed family. In this clip his mother talks about the sedatives she is on.</description>
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               <media:title>This American Life - I've Been Taking Sedatives</media:title>
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               <media:description>A young filmmaker initially sets out to expose his alcoholic step-father but ends up capturing an endearing, cathartic portrait of a flawed family. In this clip his mother talks about the sedatives she is on.</media:description>
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               <title>This American Life - The 80's</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7610</link>
               <description>This American Life explores compelling stories of everyday life.  In this clip, a young filmmaker initially sets out to expose his alcoholic step-father but ends up capturing an endearing, cathartic portrait of a flawed family.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/americanlife-80s.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>This American Life - The 80's</media:title>
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               <media:description>This American Life explores compelling stories of everyday life.  In this clip, a young filmmaker initially sets out to expose his alcoholic step-father but ends up capturing an endearing, cathartic portrait of a flawed family.</media:description>
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               <title>5-Year-Black Girl Handcuffed By Police</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7562</link>
               <description>In this heartbreaking video clip, we witness two police officers handcuff a little black girl behind her back. Is this an act of racism or a is there a valid reason? Is this or Imus worse? Please pass this video along.</description>
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               <media:description>In this heartbreaking video clip, we witness two police officers handcuff a little black girl behind her back. Is this an act of racism or a is there a valid reason? Is this or Imus worse? Please pass this video along.</media:description>
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               <title>Low Flying Plane Hits Reporter In Head</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7557</link>
               <description>A reporter is facing the camera when a low flying plane smashes into his head with its wing. The reporter survived and after a week in  the hospital, walked out with a splitting headache.</description>
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               <media:title>Low Flying Plane Hits Reporter In Head</media:title>
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               <title>Shooting on Virginia Tech Campus</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7540</link>
               <description>In this clip, watch cell phone video from the scene of the Virginia Tech campus shooting. A gunman opened fire at two locations on the Virginia Tech campus on Monday April 16th killing at least 30 people.</description>
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               <media:title>Shooting on Virginia Tech Campus</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this clip, watch cell phone video from the scene of the Virginia Tech campus shooting. A gunman opened fire at two locations on the Virginia Tech campus on Monday April 16th killing at least 30 people.</media:description>
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               <title>Crazy Boxing Match With 6 Fighters Banned</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7462</link>
               <description>After this video surfaced, a law was passed banning more than two boxers in the ring at one time. Take a look at the chaos in the ring as people get knocked out left and right, not knowing where the next punch was coming.</description>
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               <media:title>Crazy Boxing Match With 6 Fighters Banned</media:title>
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               <media:description>After this video surfaced, a law was passed banning more than two boxers in the ring at one time. Take a look at the chaos in the ring as people get knocked out left and right, not knowing where the next punch was coming.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/boxing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Video of Imus On Sharpton's Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7443</link>
               <description>Don Imus called a college woman's basketball team a bunch of</description>
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               <media:title>Video of Imus On Sharpton's Show</media:title>
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               <media:description>Don Imus called a college woman's basketball team a bunch of</media:description>
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               <title>Famous parrot squashed - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7415</link>
               <description>Man that featured his parrot on NBC late night show has been squashed by guy's friend.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-famousparrot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Famous parrot squashed - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Florida, college, nbc, you tube, fillipino, Phillipines, jail, german, hotdog, red bull, tara reid, north carolina, scientist, cigarette, bacon,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man that featured his parrot on NBC late night show has been squashed by guy's friend.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>OJ Comes Up Again - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7414</link>
               <description>A southern juror gets drunk in the middle of a trial.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-ojagain.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>OJ Comes Up Again - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, kentucky, louisville, lawsuit, jurors, media, oj simpson, kansas city, missouri, detective,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A southern juror gets drunk in the middle of a trial.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/simpson.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fireman Drag Queen Arrested For Wearing Skimpy Bikini</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7412</link>
               <description>In a weird news story, this firefighter had a a hobby that was caught on video then splashed on the news: he liked to dress in drag and was caught parading around in a wig and skimpy bikini.</description>
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               <media:title>Fireman Drag Queen Arrested For Wearing Skimpy Bikini</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a weird news story, this firefighter had a a hobby that was caught on video then splashed on the news: he liked to dress in drag and was caught parading around in a wig and skimpy bikini.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firecaught.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mother Arrested For Arranging Sex For 7 Year Old Daughter</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7385</link>
               <description>In a bizarre and sick news story, a Mother was arrested after arranging to pimp her daughter to an undercover policeman. Thankfully she was caught, arrested and her daughter taken away from her. Unbelievable.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mom-pimps.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mother Arrested For Arranging Sex For 7 Year Old Daughter</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Crime videos, pimp caught, parental videos, bad parents, arrests caught on video, arrest videos, criminal videos, sex, sex crimes, sex crimes on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a bizarre and sick news story, a Mother was arrested after arranging to pimp her daughter to an undercover policeman. Thankfully she was caught, arrested and her daughter taken away from her. Unbelievable.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pimps.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Weird Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7358</link>
               <description>If you think American television is a vast wasteland, take a peek at this gem from Japan. Do a search for utterly stupid television, this clip will show up! All in all, this is a very funny clip, regardless of what country from which you hail.</description>
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               <media:title>Weird Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid television, game shows, game show videos, japanese game show video, japanese game show video clips, japanese game show photos, japanese game show mpegs, japanese game show funnies, wtf, funny television, humor, stupid humans, weird, bizarre</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you think American television is a vast wasteland, take a peek at this gem from Japan. Do a search for utterly stupid television, this clip will show up! All in all, this is a very funny clip, regardless of what country from which you hail.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Stunt Pilot in Barrel Roll Under A Bridge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7334</link>
               <description>This crazy stunt pilot decided to do a barrel roll under a bridge and thankfully survived the stunt. All caught on video and uploaded for your viewing pleasure. Crazy!</description>
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               <media:title>Stunt Pilot in Barrel Roll Under A Bridge</media:title>
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               <media:description>This crazy stunt pilot decided to do a barrel roll under a bridge and thankfully survived the stunt. All caught on video and uploaded for your viewing pleasure. Crazy!</media:description>
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               <title>Clerk Prevents Beer Run By Pulling Out His Gun</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7333</link>
               <description>The clerk when interviewed said: 'Two cracked out [ladies] tried to pull a beer run on me for about $70 worth of beer. The gun I carry is a Ruger P345D .45 ACP. I opened the door for 'em and told 'em to have a good night... cause I'm nice like that.'</description>
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               <media:title>Clerk Prevents Beer Run By Pulling Out His Gun</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Thieves, stupid humans, robberies, robbery attempts, failed robbery attempts, failed robbery attempts on video, failed robbery attempts video clips, failed robbery attempts caught on video, security camera videos, convenience store robberies, convenience store hold ups, hold ups on video, crime, stupid criminals, criminals caught on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The clerk when interviewed said: 'Two cracked out [ladies] tried to pull a beer run on me for about $70 worth of beer. The gun I carry is a Ruger P345D .45 ACP. I opened the door for 'em and told 'em to have a good night... cause I'm nice like that.'</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/beerrun.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Most Life-like Android Ever Built</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7305</link>
               <description>Meet Jules, the most life-like robot you have ever seen. The robot was programmed with the most up-to-date artificial intelligence features where the android can recognize babies, its creator and people he has 'met'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/life-like.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Most Life-like Android Ever Built</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Most Life-like Android Ever Built, jules, jules the android, robots, robotics, AI, articicial intelligence, androids</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Meet Jules, the most life-like robot you have ever seen. The robot was programmed with the most up-to-date artificial intelligence features where the android can recognize babies, its creator and people he has 'met'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lifelike.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>A Snake Eats A Gazelle From Start To Finish</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7301</link>
               <description>Amazing video of a python first killing and then swallowing a gazelle. You have to see this to believe it as the snake unhinges its jaws to engulf the full-grown gazelle. It is so stuffed the python can hardly move once it had supper.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/snake-eats.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>A Snake Eats A Gazelle From Start To Finish</media:title>
               <media:keywords>python, snake, python videos, snake videos, python photos, python downloads, snake photos, snake downloads, python eating gazeele, python eating, python digestion, animals, animals in the wild, predators, animal predators, predators on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Amazing video of a python first killing and then swallowing a gazelle. You have to see this to believe it as the snake unhinges its jaws to engulf the full-grown gazelle. It is so stuffed the python can hardly move once it had supper.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/snakeeat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Size Zero eats for free - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7276</link>
               <description>Restaurant offers free food to model that are size Zero</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-sizezero.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Size Zero eats for free - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Michigan, pitbull, london, fashion week, colin farrell, smoking partying, cocaine,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Restaurant offers free food to model that are size Zero</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzfreefood.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>News Report - Emo Kids</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7254</link>
               <description>Many teens have made Emo it into a style or a way of life. Emo kids are connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion, depression, loneliness, &amp; anger, all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/newsreport-emo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>News Report - Emo Kids</media:title>
               <media:keywords>high school, emo, emo kids, news, news report, news report - emo kids, offbeat, weird, weird news, weird video, weird clip, weird clip</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Many teens have made Emo it into a style or a way of life. Emo kids are connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion, depression, loneliness, &amp; anger, all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/emonews.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Catholic School Edition - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7247</link>
               <description>A nice line up of bad Catholic behavior through the years.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-schooledition.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Catholic School Edition - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Poland, Pope John Paul, Queen elizabeth, Catholic church, Europe, priest, bishops, mark foley, chrsistianity, bible, virgin mary, amway, starbucks, holocaust, aids, africa, elton john, eminem, september 11th, 911, prison</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A nice line up of bad Catholic behavior through the years.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-catholic.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Hey that's my prostitute - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7246</link>
               <description>Australia's are complaining that foreigners are taking over their prostitutes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-myprostitute.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hey that's my prostitute - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Sweden, dna, paternity, maury povich, maury, new york, ski resort, vermont, marijuana, masterbation, pot smokin, australia, backpackers, sex prostitutes, crocodile dundee</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Australia's are complaining that foreigners are taking over their prostitutes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-pros.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>77-Year Old Clerk Gets Beaten By Thief - Caught On Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7223</link>
               <description>Police are after a 5'11 thief/mugger who beat 77-year-old clerk, Gerald Scwartz. The senior citizen gave the mugger all he could handle and we all get a chance to try to catch this scumbag in Indiana, where the crime took place.</description>
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               <media:title>77-Year Old Clerk Gets Beaten By Thief - Caught On Video</media:title>
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               <media:description>Police are after a 5'11 thief/mugger who beat 77-year-old clerk, Gerald Scwartz. The senior citizen gave the mugger all he could handle and we all get a chance to try to catch this scumbag in Indiana, where the crime took place.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/clerk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Another Iraqi Gone Wild - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7218</link>
               <description>Iraqi man is caught having sex with an Ewe.. or with you?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-gonewild.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Another Iraqi Gone Wild - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Iraqi, Britain, DNA, Ewe, New York, police, catalogs, internet, cop</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Iraqi man is caught having sex with an Ewe.. or with you?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzewe.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Beat Down - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7217</link>
               <description>Old man beats off a crazy man in Seattle...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-beatdown.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Beat Down - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Seattle, Washington, police, first degree murder, first degree assault, suicide, retirememtn, revolver, gun, cane</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Old man beats off a crazy man in Seattle...</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Mum's the word - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7198</link>
               <description>Teacher puts tape over a students mouth and get suspended</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-mumword.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mum's the word - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Columbus, Ohio, hypertension ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder, Bush, Cellphone, dometic assault, hospital, drunk,tit, boob, breast, mr tit</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Teacher puts tape over a students mouth and get suspended</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Cats can get credit too! - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7197</link>
               <description>Bank issues a credit card to a lady's cat.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-catcredit.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cats can get credit too! - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, ID, bank, you tube, what women can do, car, Wisconsin, attorney, personal injury, divorce, malpractice, legal helpers, cat</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bank issues a credit card to a lady's cat.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-cat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cow in India Eats A Baby Chicken</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7186</link>
               <description>One of the most unusual video clips on EVTV1 features this cow in India. Cows normally are herbivores, meaning they only eat plants. But this cow scooped up a small, live chicken and ate it. That's right...chewed it as if it was grass.</description>
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               <media:title>Cow in India Eats A Baby Chicken</media:title>
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               <media:description>One of the most unusual video clips on EVTV1 features this cow in India. Cows normally are herbivores, meaning they only eat plants. But this cow scooped up a small, live chicken and ate it. That's right...chewed it as if it was grass.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cowchick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Parachute Malfunction Caught on Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7185</link>
               <description>A skydiver's shoot deploys but he apparently opened it too late as he hit the ground near full speed.  Unfortunately, the skydiver did not survive. Dramatic video footage of a terrible parachuting accident that proved fatal.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/parachute-fall.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Parachute Malfunction Caught on Video</media:title>
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               <title>Pelican Swallows A Huge Bird Whole</title>
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               <description>When a film crew in France was doing a short piece at a zoo, they caught a pelican swallowing a fellow bird in one swoop. We witness the bird trying to fly out of the pelican's mouth with one wing on the outside. Amazing footage.</description>
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               <media:title>Pelican Swallows A Huge Bird Whole</media:title>
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               <media:description>When a film crew in France was doing a short piece at a zoo, they caught a pelican swallowing a fellow bird in one swoop. We witness the bird trying to fly out of the pelican's mouth with one wing on the outside. Amazing footage.</media:description>
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               <title>Mario Theme - Beatbox and Flute</title>
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               <description>You have to wonder where this musician found the time to practice the flute with all of the video game playing he must have done to memorize this song. An impressive display of musical talent and simultaneous beatboxing.</description>
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               <media:title>Mario Theme - Beatbox and Flute</media:title>
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               <media:description>You have to wonder where this musician found the time to practice the flute with all of the video game playing he must have done to memorize this song. An impressive display of musical talent and simultaneous beatboxing.</media:description>
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               <title>Spray On Car Wash - Bizarre News</title>
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               <description>New spray on condom is launched in Europe</description>
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               <media:title>Spray On Car Wash - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Croatia, Supreme Court, Theif, Penis, Condoms, condom, Car wash</media:keywords>
               <media:description>New spray on condom is launched in Europe</media:description>
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               <title>German Chocolate Finger - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7166</link>
               <description>German man finds a human finger in his candy bar</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-german.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>German Chocolate Finger - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Germany, German, chocolate, finger, stripper, strip tease, nazi</media:keywords>
               <media:description>German man finds a human finger in his candy bar</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fingers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Off Duty Policeman Beats Up Lady Bartender</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7139</link>
               <description>In this just released video, an off duty Chicago policeman pummels a lady bartender because she refused to serve him any more alcohol. He repeatedly punches and kicks her. He is out on bail and will most likely be fired.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bartender.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Off Duty Policeman Beats Up Lady Bartender</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Police brutality, police brutality videos, police brutality photos, police brutality mpegs, police brutality downloads, chicago police vidoes, chicago police photos, chicago police downloads, off duty cops, cop videos, police videos, Chicago cop video, chicago police video, chicago cop beats lady bartender, chicago policeman beats lady bartender, video of chicago cop beating lady bartender, video of chicago cop beating woman bartender, off duty cop beats lady bartender, off duty policeman beating woman bartender, violence in bars, cop punches lady, cop punches woman bartender, stupid cop, bad cop, violent cop, caught on tape, police officer caught on tape, bartender beating, female bartender assaulted, cpd, chicago police department, offduty cop, surveillance video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this just released video, an off duty Chicago policeman pummels a lady bartender because she refused to serve him any more alcohol. He repeatedly punches and kicks her. He is out on bail and will most likely be fired.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bartender.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Working 9-5 Nude - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7133</link>
               <description>Minnesota man found dead nude while another man is accused of masturbating on mannequins</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-workingnude.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Working 9-5 Nude - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,Minnesota, nude, Nazi, Michigan, Mannequins, Gay, Antonella Barba</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Minnesota man found dead nude while another man is accused of masturbating on mannequins</media:description>
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               <title>Let's Swap undergarments</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7126</link>
               <description>Man lure women to take urine test for an imaginary job.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-swap.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Let's Swap undergarments</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, England, police, womean's underwear, Omaha, Nebraska, T-mobile, At&amp;t, Rollover Minutes, Cingular, Japan, Sex, killer</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man lure women to take urine test for an imaginary job.</media:description>
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               <title>Arrest Me I'm Nude - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7121</link>
               <description>Kid gets the shock of his life when he enters an nude bowling tornament</description>
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               <media:title>Arrest Me I'm Nude - Bizarre News</media:title>
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               <media:description>Kid gets the shock of his life when he enters an nude bowling tornament</media:description>
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               <title>Car Accidents - Intersection in St. Petersburg</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7077</link>
               <description>This clip takes us to an intersection in St.Petersburg , Russia, that is labeled the 'Mad Intersection'. From the number of accidents you see in this footage, it doesn't look like there are any stop signs or signals. Travel at your own risk!</description>
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               <media:title>Car Accidents - Intersection in St. Petersburg</media:title>
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               <media:description>This clip takes us to an intersection in St.Petersburg , Russia, that is labeled the 'Mad Intersection'. From the number of accidents you see in this footage, it doesn't look like there are any stop signs or signals. Travel at your own risk!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stcarcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Extreme Trampoline Accident</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7041</link>
               <description>This is one terrible trampoline accident as the gymnast doesn't even catch the edge of the trampoline to break his fall. It is difficult to tell what part of his body slammed into the floor, but it si really nasty sounding and even worse looking.</description>
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               <media:title>Extreme Trampoline Accident</media:title>
               <media:keywords>trampoline, trampoline videos, trampoline accident, trampoline accident videos, trampoline accident mpegs, trampoline accident downloads, trampoline video clips, sports accidents, sports videos, gymnastics, gymnastic videos"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is one terrible trampoline accident as the gymnast doesn't even catch the edge of the trampoline to break his fall. It is difficult to tell what part of his body slammed into the floor, but it si really nasty sounding and even worse looking.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/trampaccident.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man Starts Fire In Walmart: Caught On Camera</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7035</link>
               <description>This couple kissed, and then the man started a fire next to propoane tanks in a Walmart and it was all caught on video. No reason, just this idot's ida of a good time. He was arrested because of this video.</description>
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               <media:title>Man Starts Fire In Walmart: Caught On Camera</media:title>
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               <media:description>This couple kissed, and then the man started a fire next to propoane tanks in a Walmart and it was all caught on video. No reason, just this idot's ida of a good time. He was arrested because of this video.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/walmartfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Ronald West - The .22 Caliber Killer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7025</link>
               <description>Former police officer, Ronald West goes on a killing spree and creates a reign of terror as Canadian police receive more than 2000 tips on a series of murders. West would molest and then shoot his victims over the years.</description>
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               <media:title>Ronald West - The .22 Caliber Killer</media:title>
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               <media:description>Former police officer, Ronald West goes on a killing spree and creates a reign of terror as Canadian police receive more than 2000 tips on a series of murders. West would molest and then shoot his victims over the years.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/west442.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Thief Gets Trapped Inside Convenience Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6967</link>
               <description>A convenience store robbery goes a bit awry as the thief gets locked in. While he could have exited the through the back door, this did not occur to him Watch as he tries to batter down the locked door,  until he successfully makes a run at it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/thieftrapped.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Thief Gets Trapped Inside Convenience Store</media:title>
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               <media:description>A convenience store robbery goes a bit awry as the thief gets locked in. While he could have exited the through the back door, this did not occur to him Watch as he tries to batter down the locked door,  until he successfully makes a run at it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/trapped.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards a Faggot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6966</link>
               <description>At a political action convention speech, Ann Coulter does what she is best known for - hyperbolic rhetoric. She has managed to avoid being shunned but this just might be her 'macaca moment'.</description>
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               <media:title>Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards a Faggot</media:title>
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               <media:description>At a political action convention speech, Ann Coulter does what she is best known for - hyperbolic rhetoric. She has managed to avoid being shunned but this just might be her 'macaca moment'.</media:description>
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               <title>Dog Bites Shark</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6965</link>
               <description>This unusual clip was caught on video as a deep sea fisherman lands a shark and was reeling him in. As the shark gets close to the boat, it is flailing away in the water and the dog jumps into the ocean and subdues the shark by biting it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dog-shark.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog Bites Shark</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Sharks, shark videos, dog bites shark, shark fishing, dog versus shark, shark caught, shark fishing videos, dog and shark videos, news, bizarre news, weird news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This unusual clip was caught on video as a deep sea fisherman lands a shark and was reeling him in. As the shark gets close to the boat, it is flailing away in the water and the dog jumps into the ocean and subdues the shark by biting it.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>How Do You Wrestle An Octopus?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6959</link>
               <description>This is an hilarious video clip out of Japan. You will learn everything you need to know about how to loosen the grip of an octopus - you are supposed to bite them in the eye.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/octopus-wrestling.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>How Do You Wrestle An Octopus?</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is an hilarious video clip out of Japan. You will learn everything you need to know about how to loosen the grip of an octopus - you are supposed to bite them in the eye.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/octupus.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>400 LB. Seven-Year-Old</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6948</link>
               <description>The 7-year-old girl gained 200 pounds since she was 5 and through home videos, we see what her life has turned into. This poor girl is now receiving professional help and hopefully her road to normalcy is on its way.</description>
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               <media:title>400 LB. Seven-Year-Old</media:title>
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               <media:description>The 7-year-old girl gained 200 pounds since she was 5 and through home videos, we see what her life has turned into. This poor girl is now receiving professional help and hopefully her road to normalcy is on its way.</media:description>
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               <title>Midget Woman Bullfighter Gets Mounted By Bull</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6940</link>
               <description>In this bizarre video clip, a female, midget bullfighter falls down and the Bull turns amorous and tries to 'make love' to the fallen fighter. Thankfully the bullfighter was not hurt. This video clip defines weird!</description>
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               <media:title>Midget Woman Bullfighter Gets Mounted By Bull</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this bizarre video clip, a female, midget bullfighter falls down and the Bull turns amorous and tries to 'make love' to the fallen fighter. Thankfully the bullfighter was not hurt. This video clip defines weird!</media:description>
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               <title>David Snow - Caught, Convicted, And Sentenced</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6939</link>
               <description>David Snow, the House Hermit is finally caught after a 5-year crime spree that included kidnapping, rape and murder. He was sentenced to life imprisonment with no chance for parole for 25-years.</description>
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               <media:title>David Snow - Caught, Convicted, And Sentenced</media:title>
               <media:keywords>David snow, the house hermit, david snow the house hermit, David Snow caught, the house hermit caught, serial killers caught, serial killers on video, serial killers of Canada, famous serial killers, serial killers caught on video, DNA fingerprinting, DNA tests, brutal murders, brutal murderers, crime scenes, crime stories, criminals, justice system in canada</media:keywords>
               <media:description>David Snow, the House Hermit is finally caught after a 5-year crime spree that included kidnapping, rape and murder. He was sentenced to life imprisonment with no chance for parole for 25-years.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crimestories7.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>David Snow - House Hermit</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6931</link>
               <description>Fugitive David Snow, The House Hermit, evades police by holing up in rural cottages. His strange behavior of collecting his urine and excrement tie him into multiple murders.</description>
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               <media:title>David Snow - House Hermit</media:title>
               <media:keywords>David snow, the house hermit, david snow the house hermit, serial killers on video, serial killers of Canada, famous serial killers, serial killers caught on video, DNA fingerprinting, DNA tests, brutal murders, brutal murderers, crime scenes, crime stories, criminals, justice system in canada</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Fugitive David Snow, The House Hermit, evades police by holing up in rural cottages. His strange behavior of collecting his urine and excrement tie him into multiple murders.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crimestories6.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Terry Driver - Abbotsford Killer Convicted</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6930</link>
               <description>After taunting the police, arrogance catches up with the Terry Driver. The police identify his fingerprints and he pleads not guilty, but admits to rape. He is convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/terrydriver-convicted.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Terry Driver - Abbotsford Killer Convicted</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Terry Driver convicted, Abbotsford Killer convicted, Terry Driver, Abbotsford Killer, serial killers on video, serial killers of Canada, famous serial killers, serial killers caught on video, Terry Driver trial, DNA fingerprinting, DNA tests, brutal murders, brutal murderers, crime scenes, crime stories, criminals, justice system in canada</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After taunting the police, arrogance catches up with the Terry Driver. The police identify his fingerprints and he pleads not guilty, but admits to rape. He is convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crimestories5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Race Car Hits Seagull at 180 MPH</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6924</link>
               <description>As a race car zooms around the track , an unlucky seagull gets splattered against the windshield. This was all caught on video from a camera behind the driver's seat. The driver survived without incident."</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/seagull-car.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Race Car Hits Seagull at 180 MPH</media:title>
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               <media:description>As a race car zooms around the track , an unlucky seagull gets splattered against the windshield. This was all caught on video from a camera behind the driver's seat. The driver survived without incident."</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Pilobolus Dance Theater</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6923</link>
               <description>They wowed the Academy Award audience with their ability to turn the human body into magnificent sculptures and now you can see this amazing dance troupe. Athletic, graceful and innovative, this is a terrific display of sight and sound.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/philo-dance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pilobolus Dance Theater</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Pilobolus, Pilobolus on video, Pilobolus videos, Pilobolus dance troupe, Pilobolus dance theater, Pilobolus dance theatre, Pilobolus at the oscars, Pilobolus at the academy awards, Pilobolus on broadway, Pilobolus off broadway"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>They wowed the Academy Award audience with their ability to turn the human body into magnificent sculptures and now you can see this amazing dance troupe. Athletic, graceful and innovative, this is a terrific display of sight and sound.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dancethe.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Allan Legere - Captured On Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6918</link>
               <description>After kidnapping 3 people in one evening, the police catch up with Allan Legere, Monster of the Miramichi and take him prisoner as he tried to make his way back to his killing grounds after hiding out in the woods for months.</description>
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               <media:title>Allan Legere - Captured On Video</media:title>
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               <title>Terry Driver - Abbotsford Killer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6917</link>
               <description>In the rural Canadian town of Abbotsford, a son of a policeman, Terry Driver, attacks two 16-year-old girls with a baseball bat. One escapes but the other is brutally raped and murdered.</description>
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               <media:title>Terry Driver - Abbotsford Killer</media:title>
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               <media:description>In the rural Canadian town of Abbotsford, a son of a policeman, Terry Driver, attacks two 16-year-old girls with a baseball bat. One escapes but the other is brutally raped and murdered.</media:description>
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               <title>Crazy Dad - Throws Kid During Wrestling Match</title>
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               <description>Parents are protective and then there are parents like this guy who interfered with his son's wrestling match. I don't know what's worse: losing or having your dad fling your opponent like a lawn dart during your match.</description>
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               <media:title>Crazy Dad - Throws Kid During Wrestling Match</media:title>
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               <media:description>Parents are protective and then there are parents like this guy who interfered with his son's wrestling match. I don't know what's worse: losing or having your dad fling your opponent like a lawn dart during your match.</media:description>
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               <title>Allan Legere - Killing Spree Continues</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6906</link>
               <description>Serial killer Allan Legere, also known as the Monster of the Miramichi continues his killing spree by brutalizing Father Smith in the rectory. His haste leaves critical DNA evidence behind that will eventually help convict him.</description>
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               <media:title>Allan Legere - Killing Spree Continues</media:title>
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               <media:description>Serial killer Allan Legere, also known as the Monster of the Miramichi continues his killing spree by brutalizing Father Smith in the rectory. His haste leaves critical DNA evidence behind that will eventually help convict him.</media:description>
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               <title>Allan Legere - Monster of the Miramichi</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6900</link>
               <description>Allan Legere was a convicted murderer who became known as the Monster of Miramichi and this exclusive footage of his capture and eventual escape will leave you spellbound. He committed four more murders after escaping.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/legere-monster.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Allan Legere - Monster of the Miramichi</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Allan Legere, Miramichi, Monster of the Miramichi, serial killers on video, serial killers of Canada, famous serial killers, serial killers caught on video, allan legere trial, DNA fingerprinting, DNA tests, brutal murders, brutal murderers, crime scenes, crime stories, criminals, justice system in canada</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Allan Legere was a convicted murderer who became known as the Monster of Miramichi and this exclusive footage of his capture and eventual escape will leave you spellbound. He committed four more murders after escaping.</media:description>
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               <title>Boyfriend Caught</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6877</link>
               <description>A man brings home a woman and had a hidden camera pointed at the couch. His girlfriend walks in and starts to beat the crap out of him. The result? One hilarious video clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/sextape-gonebad.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Boyfriend Caught</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Girl fights, infidelity, woman beats up man, girlfriend beats up boyfriend, caught on video, sexy video, embarrassing moments, sex tape, hidden cameras, hidden videos""""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A man brings home a woman and had a hidden camera pointed at the couch. His girlfriend walks in and starts to beat the crap out of him. The result? One hilarious video clip.</media:description>
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               <title>Rats in Taco Bell</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6876</link>
               <description>A Taco Bell in Greenwich, NY closed after a video of rats running wild in the kitchen was released online. You have to see this to believe it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tacobellrats.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
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               <media:description>A Taco Bell in Greenwich, NY closed after a video of rats running wild in the kitchen was released online. You have to see this to believe it.</media:description>
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               <title>Police Taser Female Drunk Driver Suspect</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6874</link>
               <description>In this released video, a woman arrested for suspicion of drunk driving objects to the male officer putting his hands on her and another policeman tasers her. Afterwards, she appears to be unconscious as they ask her to cooperate with them.</description>
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               <media:title>Police Taser Female Drunk Driver Suspect</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Taser, tasers, tasers on video, woman tasered, woman tasered on video, police tasers, cop tasers woman, police brutality, police brutality on video, woman tazered, tazers, resisting arrest, news"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this released video, a woman arrested for suspicion of drunk driving objects to the male officer putting his hands on her and another policeman tasers her. Afterwards, she appears to be unconscious as they ask her to cooperate with them.</media:description>
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               <title>Tyra Banks Verifies Katharine McPhee's Boobs Are Real</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6872</link>
               <description>In a bizarre on-air interview with Tyra Banks, former American Idol Katherine McPhee complains that people believe her boobs are fake. Tyra politely asks if she can feel them to verify that they are real. She does...a few times!</description>
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               <media:title>Tyra Banks Verifies Katharine McPhee's Boobs Are Real</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a bizarre on-air interview with Tyra Banks, former American Idol Katherine McPhee complains that people believe her boobs are fake. Tyra politely asks if she can feel them to verify that they are real. She does...a few times!</media:description>
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               <title>Sweet Pong Shots</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6857</link>
               <description>I don't  know if Ping Pong is considered a sport, but the kids in this video sure do take it seriously. Check out some great ping pong shots that Im sure took practice to perfect.</description>
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               <media:description>I don't  know if Ping Pong is considered a sport, but the kids in this video sure do take it seriously. Check out some great ping pong shots that Im sure took practice to perfect.</media:description>
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               <title>When Britney Attacks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6838</link>
               <description>Britney Spears latest series of bizarre behavior is well-dcoumented. Here is video showing her freaking out and taking it out on an SUV. Now I agree Britney has gone over the edge, but after seeing how harrassed she is by the paparazzi I understand.</description>
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               <media:title>When Britney Attacks</media:title>
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               <media:description>Britney Spears latest series of bizarre behavior is well-dcoumented. Here is video showing her freaking out and taking it out on an SUV. Now I agree Britney has gone over the edge, but after seeing how harrassed she is by the paparazzi I understand.</media:description>
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               <title>Britney Shears - Britney shaves head and gets a tattoo</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6820</link>
               <description>Fresh out of rehab Britney Spears first makes a stop at a hair salon to shave her head, then heads to a tattoo parlor for a little body art. I think maybe she should have stayed in rehab for a few more days.</description>
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               <media:title>Britney Shears - Britney shaves head and gets a tattoo</media:title>
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               <media:description>Fresh out of rehab Britney Spears first makes a stop at a hair salon to shave her head, then heads to a tattoo parlor for a little body art. I think maybe she should have stayed in rehab for a few more days.</media:description>
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               <title>Soldier Dips Bullets In Pork</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6818</link>
               <description>In this GI home video, a US soldier thinks that by dipping his bullets in pork, anybody he shoots will go to Hell for being 'unclean'. He believes that by announcing that his bullets are dipped in pork, he will be feared.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bullet-pork.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Soldier Dips Bullets In Pork</media:title>
               <media:keywords>GI home videos, soldier home videos, iraq war, middle east, psychological warfare, munitions, iraq home movies, Gis on camera, GI home movies, US military in Iraq, news, US military videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this GI home video, a US soldier thinks that by dipping his bullets in pork, anybody he shoots will go to Hell for being 'unclean'. He believes that by announcing that his bullets are dipped in pork, he will be feared.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pork.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Anna Nicole Smith - One Sad Clown</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6796</link>
               <description>A shocking new home video has surfaced of a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith wearing clown make up, apparently high on something. This clip is filmed by  her 'partner' Howard K. Stern, who you can hear saying the video would be worth money. Scary.</description>
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               <media:title>Anna Nicole Smith - One Sad Clown</media:title>
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               <media:description>A shocking new home video has surfaced of a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith wearing clown make up, apparently high on something. This clip is filmed by  her 'partner' Howard K. Stern, who you can hear saying the video would be worth money. Scary.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/clownanna.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Girlfriend - Returning Posessions</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6795</link>
               <description>Enraged ex-girlfriends are the best. This one empties her car of all her cheating boyfriend's stuff. While a bystander manages to save the flat screen from being smashed, everyone else begins to pick through his stuff.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/girlfriend-possessions.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Girlfriend - Returning Posessions</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Ex-girlfriend, girlfriend, break up, break-up, belongs, cheating, cheat, boyfriend, smash, belongings, bystander, television, empty, save, flat screen, street, car,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Enraged ex-girlfriends are the best. This one empties her car of all her cheating boyfriend's stuff. While a bystander manages to save the flat screen from being smashed, everyone else begins to pick through his stuff.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/girlfriendreturn.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Lady Yells At Kids Riding In Pickup Truck</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6794</link>
               <description>When an older woman comes by to lecture these boys about riding in the back of their pickup truck, her lecturing quickly becomes anger and she goes on a crazy tangent about her own experiences.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazylady-pickuptruck.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Lady Yells At Kids Riding In Pickup Truck</media:title>
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               <media:description>When an older woman comes by to lecture these boys about riding in the back of their pickup truck, her lecturing quickly becomes anger and she goes on a crazy tangent about her own experiences.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crazylady.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Drug Bust Uncovers Sex Toys Live On The News Broadcast</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6780</link>
               <description>A local news team arrives at an alleged crime scene to film the police making a drug bust only to find them removing a huge rubber replica of a penis from the house, all caught live on camera.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/drugbust.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drug Bust Uncovers Sex Toys Live On The News Broadcast</media:title>
               <media:keywords>news, drug bust on video, cops on video, news bloopers, news bloopers on video, dildos, embarassing moments on television, television bloopers, tv bloopers, bizarre news, weird news, bizarre news on video, offbeat</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A local news team arrives at an alleged crime scene to film the police making a drug bust only to find them removing a huge rubber replica of a penis from the house, all caught live on camera.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/drugbust.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>iPod Ad - Pregnancy test</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6778</link>
               <description>Could a person be dumb enough to pee on an Ipod Shuffle, and think it was a pregnancy test? Well this girl did. Check out this funny commerical for Apple's Ipod shuffle.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ipod-pregnancytest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>iPod Ad - Pregnancy test</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ipod ad- pregnancy test, ipod, I pod ad, ipod parody, commerical parody, commerical, stupid humans, pregnancy test, positive test, Ipod shuffle, I pod shuffel, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Could a person be dumb enough to pee on an Ipod Shuffle, and think it was a pregnancy test? Well this girl did. Check out this funny commerical for Apple's Ipod shuffle.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ipodpreg.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Car Slams Into Cop - Traffic Accident</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6762</link>
               <description>During the winter snow storm, a policeman pulls over a car for speeding and as he approaches the car on the highway, another car loses control and slides into the officer. He survived with only a broken arm and concussion.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/carslams.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Car Slams Into Cop - Traffic Accident</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Traffic accident, traffic accidents caught on video, traffic accidents on video, police videos, cop videos, hiway accidents, highway accidents, winter storm accidents, car crashes, highway injuries, news, news on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During the winter snow storm, a policeman pulls over a car for speeding and as he approaches the car on the highway, another car loses control and slides into the officer. He survived with only a broken arm and concussion.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/carslams.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Dog Saves Man From Rampaging Bull</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6761</link>
               <description>A man was being mauled by a bull with thousands of people looking on without doing anything. Then a dog comes out of nowhere to save the man by attacking the bull which allowed the man to escape.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dogsaves.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog Saves Man From Rampaging Bull</media:title>
               <media:keywords>animal videos, dog videos, animals fighting, dog saves man's life, bull videos, news on video, man's best friend, rescues, animals rescuing man, wild animals, raging animals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A man was being mauled by a bull with thousands of people looking on without doing anything. Then a dog comes out of nowhere to save the man by attacking the bull which allowed the man to escape.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dogsaves.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tax Collector Run Over While Seizing Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6749</link>
               <description>A tax collector trying to seize a car for back taxes tried to block the driver and was run over and had to be taken to the hospital. The entire incident was captured by a local news film crew.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/taxcollector.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tax Collector Run Over While Seizing Car</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Tax collector, car accidents, hit and run, hit and run on video, pedestrian accidents on video, pedestrian accidents, hit and run caught on video, driver runs over man, hazards of tax collection, bootfinder program, tax, news, breaking news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A tax collector trying to seize a car for back taxes tried to block the driver and was run over and had to be taken to the hospital. The entire incident was captured by a local news film crew.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/taxcollect.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Naked Man Interrupts Weather Forecast of Blizzard</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6717</link>
               <description>In Ohio during a blizzard with the temperature -30, a local weatherman was interviewing a man shoveling the sidewalk when a 300 pound, naked man 'streaks' on camera and runs around the interview buck naked until they discontinued the charade.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/blizzard-streaker.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Naked Man Interrupts Weather Forecast of Blizzard</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Streakers on video, streakers in the news, streakers in a blizzard, naked man interrupts weather broadcast, funny stunts on video, naked man on camera, naked videos, stupid stunts, stupid pranks on video, stupid humans, offbeat""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In Ohio during a blizzard with the temperature -30, a local weatherman was interviewing a man shoveling the sidewalk when a 300 pound, naked man 'streaks' on camera and runs around the interview buck naked until they discontinued the charade.</media:description>
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               <title>Teacher Fondled in Classroom By Under Age Boys</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6716</link>
               <description>A high school teacher is in hot water after this cell phone video surfaced of her being fondled by her students while she sits in front of a computer. An investigation has now been initiated. Her lawyer claims she was the victim."</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/teacher-fondled.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Teacher Fondled in Classroom By Under Age Boys</media:title>
               <media:keywords>High school students, student misbehavior, classroom videos, students harassing teachers, cell phone videos, caught on video, students groping teacher, HS teacher with boys, student pranks, boys fondling teacher, teacher caught on video, pranks on video, pranks on cell phone, thongs, italian teacher on video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A high school teacher is in hot water after this cell phone video surfaced of her being fondled by her students while she sits in front of a computer. An investigation has now been initiated. Her lawyer claims she was the victim."</media:description>
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               <title>Skydiver Survives 5000 Foot Free Fall</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6714</link>
               <description>With his parachute hopelessly tangled, a skydiver fee falls to earth and survives, all caught on video from his own helmet camera and fellow skydiver's camera. At 500 feet he waves good bye, certain he was going to die. Amazing video!"</description>
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               <media:title>Skydiver Survives 5000 Foot Free Fall</media:title>
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               <media:description>With his parachute hopelessly tangled, a skydiver fee falls to earth and survives, all caught on video from his own helmet camera and fellow skydiver's camera. At 500 feet he waves good bye, certain he was going to die. Amazing video!"</media:description>
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               <title>Anti-Gravity Card Trick</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6701</link>
               <description>The precise origins of card magic are subject to debate though it's generally believed that card tricks were first developed by gamblers who wanted to improve their chances of winning when playing card games.</description>
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               <media:title>Anti-Gravity Card Trick</media:title>
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               <media:description>The precise origins of card magic are subject to debate though it's generally believed that card tricks were first developed by gamblers who wanted to improve their chances of winning when playing card games.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cardtrick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Girlfriend - Seeking Vengeance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6686</link>
               <description>Have you ever had your significant other cheat on you? Have you ever wanted to get back at them? Check out this video ad one woman placed to get back at her cheating boyfriend.</description>
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               <media:title>The Girlfriend - Seeking Vengeance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Video personal, the girlfriend seeking vengeance, seeking vengeance, video personals, psycho, crazy girlfriend, crazy woman, cheating boyfriend,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you ever had your significant other cheat on you? Have you ever wanted to get back at them? Check out this video ad one woman placed to get back at her cheating boyfriend.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/girlven.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Poker Chips - Fancy Hand Tricks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6669</link>
               <description>Poker chip tricks are very popular. Everyone wants to learn how to do them. Check out this fasinating clip of some great tricks and see if you can do them at home.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pokerchiptricks.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Poker Chips - Fancy Hand Tricks</media:title>
               <media:keywords>poker, poker chips, poker chips - fancy hand tricks, fancy hand tricker, poker chips tricks, weird tricks, tricks, playing poker, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Poker chip tricks are very popular. Everyone wants to learn how to do them. Check out this fasinating clip of some great tricks and see if you can do them at home.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/chiptricks.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>One Minute Slob Evolution</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6644</link>
               <description>In a spoof of the evolution commerical done by Dove, the website TuffSheet has created the Slob Evolution. Watch the spoof that has been a hit all over the internet, and remember, 'Thank God our perception of beauty is distorted'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dove-slobevolution.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>One Minute Slob Evolution</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a spoof of the evolution commerical done by Dove, the website TuffSheet has created the Slob Evolution. Watch the spoof that has been a hit all over the internet, and remember, 'Thank God our perception of beauty is distorted'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/doveslob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Human Dominoes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6643</link>
               <description>Miller Brewing Company stepped out of their usual advertising routine in 2003 to produce their ‘Dominoes' TV ad for Miller Lite. Watch the commerical which features music lyrics from the hit 80's band Devo.</description>
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               <media:title>Human Dominoes</media:title>
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               <media:description>Miller Brewing Company stepped out of their usual advertising routine in 2003 to produce their ‘Dominoes' TV ad for Miller Lite. Watch the commerical which features music lyrics from the hit 80's band Devo.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/humand.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Cool Hand Shadow Puppets</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6635</link>
               <description>Volkswagen uses hand shadows to promote their VW Phaeton in this amazing commerical. You have to wonder if this was done with real people or a digital creation. What do you think?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/volkswagen-shadows.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cool Hand Shadow Puppets</media:title>
               <media:keywords>hand show puppets, hand show puppet videos, hand show puppet downloads, cool hand shadow puppets, hand puppets volkswagen commerical, commerical, vw, volkswagen, hand puppets, shadow puppets, wall shadows, tv commerical, television commerical, phaeton, phaeton ad, advertisement</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Volkswagen uses hand shadows to promote their VW Phaeton in this amazing commerical. You have to wonder if this was done with real people or a digital creation. What do you think?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/shaddow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>The Fast and the Curious Trailer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6624</link>
               <description>The world of high speed street racing is known for its risk taking. So it's no surprise when Paul Walker and Vin Diesel decide to take their bravery to a whole new level. Watch the trailer for the parody,  'The Fast and the Curious'.</description>
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               <media:title>The Fast and the Curious Trailer</media:title>
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               <media:description>The world of high speed street racing is known for its risk taking. So it's no surprise when Paul Walker and Vin Diesel decide to take their bravery to a whole new level. Watch the trailer for the parody,  'The Fast and the Curious'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fastand.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Suicide Attempt Misses and Shoots Cop Instead</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6580</link>
               <description>A suicide attempt is foiled as the man is wrestled to the ground. With the gun still in his hand he tried to shoot himself in the head but his hand is moved.He missd his head and the bullet ricochets off the pavement and hits a cop in the arm.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/suicide-hitscop.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Suicide Attempt Misses and Shoots Cop Instead</media:title>
               <media:keywords>suicides on video, news on video, failed suicide attempts, china news, gun control, police videos, weird news on vidoe, bizarre news on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A suicide attempt is foiled as the man is wrestled to the ground. With the gun still in his hand he tried to shoot himself in the head but his hand is moved.He missd his head and the bullet ricochets off the pavement and hits a cop in the arm.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/misfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Brit Attacks Co-Worker</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6562</link>
               <description>In what looks like a British 'boiler room' phone operation, a man throws something at the guy across the desk which results in a major fight. Curiously, none of the co-workers said a word or tried to stop the one-sided fight.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/britattacks-coworker.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Brit Attacks Co-Worker</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Office fight on video, office fights, bare knuckle fights, caught on tape fights, security camera fights, office video clips, real fights, real fights on videos, extreme fights, office videos, real fight footage"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In what looks like a British 'boiler room' phone operation, a man throws something at the guy across the desk which results in a major fight. Curiously, none of the co-workers said a word or tried to stop the one-sided fight.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/theoffice.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Tattooed Fish</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6561</link>
               <description>A New York pet store received a shipment of tattooed fish from Singapore. The first question that I ask, is how in the heck do they tattoo these small fish? Second, is this cruel or okay?</description>
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               <media:title>Tattooed Fish</media:title>
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               <media:description>A New York pet store received a shipment of tattooed fish from Singapore. The first question that I ask, is how in the heck do they tattoo these small fish? Second, is this cruel or okay?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fishtat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Ship Floats on Nothing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6509</link>
               <description>Get enchanted as this aluminum foil ship seemingly floats in midair. However, the ship is actually floating on hexafluoride gas which is possible since it significantly denser than air.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/shipfloatsonnothing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ship Floats on Nothing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Aluminum foil, trick, ship, floating ship, floats, floating, midair, flying, flying ship</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Get enchanted as this aluminum foil ship seemingly floats in midair. However, the ship is actually floating on hexafluoride gas which is possible since it significantly denser than air.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ship.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Candle Stop Motion - Classic Video Games</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6504</link>
               <description>This is a really cool stop motion clip by candlelight. This light show features video game themes such as Pac-Man, Pong, and Tetris, while playing each song and it's sound effects.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/candlestopmotion.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Candle Stop Motion - Classic Video Games</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stop motion, frame by frame, frame, candlelight, candles, light, lighting, light show, video games, Pac-Man, Pong, Tetris, sound effects,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is a really cool stop motion clip by candlelight. This light show features video game themes such as Pac-Man, Pong, and Tetris, while playing each song and it's sound effects.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pacman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>UFO Over Hawaii?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6503</link>
               <description>An Australian surfer &amp; his 12-year-old son were surfing when an unidentified flying object headed for them, beleving that they had caught their last wave.. A local astronomer gives an improbable answer. You decide after viewing the video!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ufo-hawaii.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>UFO Over Hawaii?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>UFO, UFOs, UFOs on video, UFO on video, unidentified flying objects caught on video, UFO caught on video, UFO in Hawaii, UFO in Honolulu, Hawaiian UFO video, conspiracy, cover ups, UFO conspiracy, UFO cover up"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An Australian surfer &amp; his 12-year-old son were surfing when an unidentified flying object headed for them, beleving that they had caught their last wave.. A local astronomer gives an improbable answer. You decide after viewing the video!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ufoh.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Deer with Both Parts and 5 legs - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6468</link>
               <description>Wisconsin man finds a deer that has male and female organs.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-013007.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Deer with Both Parts and 5 legs - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,Wisconsin, Marijuana, Boat, Buck, Deer, Wisconsin Nuclear Power</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Wisconsin man finds a deer that has male and female organs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzdeer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The Butt Printing Artist Has Arrived - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6450</link>
               <description>Teacher fired for his unique butt printing artwork</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012907.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Butt Printing Artist Has Arrived - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Catholic School, School, Girls, Drugs, Sex, Richmong, Virginia, artwork, floral, drawing,teacher,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Teacher fired for his unique butt printing artwork</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzbutt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Teens Arrested After Posting Video Online</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6441</link>
               <description>Three teenage girls were arrested after posting this online video of them beating a defenseless girl and then mugging for the video camera in triumphant poses. They punched and kicked the 13-year-old girl in the head. Warning: Disturbing footage.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/teenfightleadstoarrest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Teens Arrested After Posting Video Online</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Chick fights, girl fights, teenage fights, fights caught on video, chick fights on video, juvenile crime, juvenile delinquents, crimes on video, girls arrested beating a girl on video, teenage girl fights, girl kicked in the head, assaults on video, news on video, girl fights, girl fights, girlfight, girlfights, girl fighting,  chick fights on video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Three teenage girls were arrested after posting this online video of them beating a defenseless girl and then mugging for the video camera in triumphant poses. They punched and kicked the 13-year-old girl in the head. Warning: Disturbing footage.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fighting.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Cocaine for Christmas - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6422</link>
               <description>Cocaine disguised as Christmas decorations, Let it snow!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012607.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cocaine for Christmas - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Cocaine, Lindsey Lohan</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Cocaine disguised as Christmas decorations, Let it snow!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-santa.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Branded Cattle - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6398</link>
               <description>Man brands his wife like a piece of property</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012507.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Branded Cattle - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, School, Nurse, Branded, Texas, Husband, Initials, Ass, Butt Cheeks, Bride, Britney Spears Vagina Photos, Britney Spears Naked Photos,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man brands his wife like a piece of property</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzbrand.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Star Wars - Silent Film</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6386</link>
               <description>Every 'Star Wars' movie starts with the phrase 'A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...', but what if it did? What if 'Star Wars' was released during the silent film era? It would look something like this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/starwars-silentfilm.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Star Wars - Silent Film</media:title>
               <media:keywords>George Lucas, Star Wars, Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker, Harrison Ford, Han Solo, Carrie Fisher, Princess Leia Organa, Peter Cushing, Grand Moff Tarkin, Alec Guinness, Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anthony Daniels, C-3PO, Kenny Baker, R2-D2, Peter Mayhew, Chewbacca, David Prowse, Darth Vader, James Earl Jones, Darth Vader, outer space, sci-fi, science fiction, adventure, action, lightsabers, death star, deathstar, x-wing, tie fighters, millenium falcon, Star Wars - Silent Film, silent film, 20th century fox, films, film, movie, movies,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Every 'Star Wars' movie starts with the phrase 'A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...', but what if it did? What if 'Star Wars' was released during the silent film era? It would look something like this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/starsilent.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>I won the lottery- not! - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6379</link>
               <description>Man is arrested for creating a fake lotto ticket.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012407.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>I won the lottery- not! - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Cop, Pennsylvania, Lottery, Cramer, Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Klondike, Ice cream, Lotto</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man is arrested for creating a fake lotto ticket.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-not.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>What do a Brothel and Police Station Have In Common - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6360</link>
               <description>Men in Sweden create a Brothel in same building as police station.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012307.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>What do a Brothel and Police Station Have In Common - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Chicago, Hot Dogs, Sweden, Police, Sex, Sex Slave, Charlie Sheen</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Men in Sweden create a Brothel in same building as police station.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-brothel.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Dick in a Box Spoof - My Box in a Box</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6341</link>
               <description>Around Christmas 2006 SNL put out a skit featuring Justin Timberlake and a song called 'My Dick In a Box'. In a video response, Leah Kauffman (aka Bunny) came up with 'My Box in a Box' which has gone viral across the internet. Pretty Funny!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/boxinabox.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dick in a Box Spoof - My Box in a Box</media:title>
               <media:keywords>dick in a box spoof, my box in a box, humor, parodies, my box in a box, justin timberlake spoof, snl take off, take off of SNL, britney box, put my box in a box for you, my dick in a box, boxsinger, bunny, Leah Kauffman, little buns,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Around Christmas 2006 SNL put out a skit featuring Justin Timberlake and a song called 'My Dick In a Box'. In a video response, Leah Kauffman (aka Bunny) came up with 'My Box in a Box' which has gone viral across the internet. Pretty Funny!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/boxinabox.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>What Would Jesus Do? - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6335</link>
               <description>Man questions why Jesus would let him get addicted to porn.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-012207.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>What Would Jesus Do? - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Porn Pornography, Prostitutes, Newlyweds, Jesus, Linda Blair, London, Christian, Cops, Police humor</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man questions why Jesus would let him get addicted to porn.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-wwjd.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Teacher Draws a Perfect Circle</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6326</link>
               <description>Anyone can draw a circle but can you draw a perfect circle with only one try? Watch this clip as a teacher does just that. I'm still wondering how he did it.</description>
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               <media:title>Teacher Draws a Perfect Circle</media:title>
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               <media:description>Anyone can draw a circle but can you draw a perfect circle with only one try? Watch this clip as a teacher does just that. I'm still wondering how he did it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/perfectcircle.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Reggie Bush Gets A Crushing Hit</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6320</link>
               <description>After watching this clip you will wonder how New Orleans Saints rookie running back, Reggie Bush was able to get up. Sheldon Brown from the Eagles put a hit on Bush that I don't think he will forget any time soon.</description>
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               <media:title>Reggie Bush Gets A Crushing Hit</media:title>
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               <media:description>After watching this clip you will wonder how New Orleans Saints rookie running back, Reggie Bush was able to get up. Sheldon Brown from the Eagles put a hit on Bush that I don't think he will forget any time soon.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bushhit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bad Crack will land you in Jail - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6312</link>
               <description>Lady confesses to being a crackhead to a police officer and gets arrested.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011907.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bad Crack will land you in Jail - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Crackhead, Drugs, Police, Cocaine,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Lady confesses to being a crackhead to a police officer and gets arrested.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-crack.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Perfect time to commit a crime is on a test drive - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6286</link>
               <description>Man is stabbed on a test drive.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011807.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Perfect time to commit a crime is on a test drive - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Lincoln Navigator, Orlando, Stab, Navigator, Cadillac, Car, Test Drive</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man is stabbed on a test drive.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-nav.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Actual Cockfight In India</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6283</link>
               <description>If you have never witnessed and actual cock fight, this clip will yeach you why it is outlawed in the US. The betting is furious and the bladed roosters don't win until blood is drawn, or the opponent is killed. Warning: Not For The Delicate</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/actualcockfight.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Actual Cockfight In India</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Cock fighting, cock fights, animal rights, betting on cock fights, gambling on cock fights, outlawed cock fights, outlawed animal fights, brutal fights, gambling in India, cockfights, cockfighting</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you have never witnessed and actual cock fight, this clip will yeach you why it is outlawed in the US. The betting is furious and the bladed roosters don't win until blood is drawn, or the opponent is killed. Warning: Not For The Delicate</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cockfight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Paris Hilton - There Goes The Neighborhood</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6279</link>
               <description>When Paris shows up at her acting teacher's house one of the neighbors is none to happy and isn't afraid to tell all the cameras what she thinks. Also there is Christine Lakin who was in Step by Step.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/paris-neighbor.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Paris Hilton - There Goes The Neighborhood</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Christine Lakin, Paris Hilton There Goes The Neighborhood, paris hilton, paris, paris hilton videos, paris hilton clips, celebrity paris hilton, neighbor trashing paris, paris hilton vidio, free paris hilton video, hilton paris, paris on tmz</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When Paris shows up at her acting teacher's house one of the neighbors is none to happy and isn't afraid to tell all the cameras what she thinks. Also there is Christine Lakin who was in Step by Step.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/parisn.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Viagra Cures Smoking - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6258</link>
               <description>In England doctors mistakingly prescribe viagara to help people stop smoking</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011707.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Viagra Cures Smoking - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Vigara, England, Prescription, smoking, Smoker, Doctor,  Britney Spears, Britney Spear Naked Photos, Sex</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In England doctors mistakingly prescribe viagara to help people stop smoking</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-vig.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Got Milk, Got Canned - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6229</link>
               <description>Homeless complain that ad campaign is offensive.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011607.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Got Milk, Got Canned - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Scientology, Celebrity, Religoin, San Francisco, homeless, Milk, Advertsing, Advertising Agency, Booze, Tom Cruise</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Homeless complain that ad campaign is offensive.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-milk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Paula Abdul's Bizarre TV Appearance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6205</link>
               <description>The minute you start to watch this you'll ask, is Paula Abdul drunk or high. This is from her appearance on a news show talking about 'Idol'. There is no way she is not on something. She's slurring her words. You almost feel sorry for her... Almost.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/paulaabdul-bizarreappearance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Paula Abdul's Bizarre TV Appearance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Paula Abduls Bizarre TV Appearance, paula abdul, pala abdul, american idol, american idols, simon cowell, seattle singers, seattle american idol, paula abdul on drugs, paula abdul drunk, ryan seacrest, william hung, randy jackson,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The minute you start to watch this you'll ask, is Paula Abdul drunk or high. This is from her appearance on a news show talking about 'Idol'. There is no way she is not on something. She's slurring her words. You almost feel sorry for her... Almost.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/paula.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>A Saab That Can Actully Make It 100,000 Miles Without Breaking Down - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6204</link>
               <description>Man drives his car over a million miles and donates it to charity</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011507.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>A Saab That Can Actully Make It 100,000 Miles Without Breaking Down - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange, Milwaukee, SAAB, AAA, Wisconsin</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man drives his car over a million miles and donates it to charity</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/saab.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Russian Rocket Looks Like Meteor Shower</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6186</link>
               <description>A spent Russian booster rocket re-entered the atmosphere January 4th over Colorado and Wyoming. Watch a news report which shows the rocket in the night sky. Pretty interesting!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/rocket-meteorshower.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Russian Rocket Looks Like Meteor Shower</media:title>
               <media:keywords>russian rocket, news report, russian rocket looks like meteor shower, russian satillite, falling from space, wyoming, norad, sl-4</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A spent Russian booster rocket re-entered the atmosphere January 4th over Colorado and Wyoming. Watch a news report which shows the rocket in the night sky. Pretty interesting!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/russianrocket.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Snake has a new place to live - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6178</link>
               <description>Woman Finds a snake in her toilet...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011207.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Snake has a new place to live - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, snake, python, septic tank, John Kerry, liberals, Rush</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Woman Finds a snake in her toilet...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-snakehome.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: The Geisha Appearance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6175</link>
               <description>Authentic Geishas had a strict dress code and make up that they had to wear for their role in society. This clip explains the rules of what a Geisha could wear.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-appearance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: The Geisha Appearance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Geisha, Japan, Nippon, evtv1, evtv, evtvone, evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, prostitute, person of the arts, history of the geisha, nihan, memoirs of a geisha, artisan, courtesan, tea ceremony, companion, escort, tea ceremony, dance, code of silence, Geisha oath, japans history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Authentic Geishas had a strict dress code and make up that they had to wear for their role in society. This clip explains the rules of what a Geisha could wear.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha6.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: Japan's Social Order</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6169</link>
               <description>This is an historical overview of Japan's feudal social order during the Shoganate of Tokagawa. Under their feudal system, warlords ruled the day with Samurai and farmers doing their parts to maintain their positions.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-japanssocialorder.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: Japan's Social Order</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Japan, feudalism, history of Japan, Shogun, Takagawa, samurai, warlords, land of the rising sun, military history, Asian history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is an historical overview of Japan's feudal social order during the Shoganate of Tokagawa. Under their feudal system, warlords ruled the day with Samurai and farmers doing their parts to maintain their positions.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: Veil Of Secrecy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6160</link>
               <description>There is a thick veil of secrecy surrounding the Geisha profession. To violate the code of silence is to forfeit the status of Geisha. Rarely do we get a chance to pierce this veil, but we can piece together the true story with clips like this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-veilofsecrecy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: Veil Of Secrecy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Geisha, Japan, Nippon, evtv1, evtv, evtvone, evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, prostitute, person of the arts, history of the geisha, nihan, memoirs of a geisha, artisan, courtesan, tea ceremony, companion, escort, tea ceremony, dance, code of silence, Geisha oath, japans history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is a thick veil of secrecy surrounding the Geisha profession. To violate the code of silence is to forfeit the status of Geisha. Rarely do we get a chance to pierce this veil, but we can piece together the true story with clips like this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Shut Up Says the Security Guard!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6151</link>
               <description>Parents  are outraged that a children's choir was ordered to stop singing Christmas carols.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011107.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Shut Up Says the Security Guard!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Christmas, Children, Security, England, France, Brooklyn</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Parents  are outraged that a children's choir was ordered to stop singing Christmas carols.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzguard.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: The Geisha Arts</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6148</link>
               <description>This video clips explains the types of talents Geishas employ including: The tea ceremony, exotic dances, games. Wit and charm are also highly prized talents. There are only 1000 real Geishas in Japan today.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-geishaarts.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: The Geisha Arts</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Geisha, Japan, Nippon, evtv1, evtv, evtvone, evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, prostitute, person of the arts, history of the geisha, nihan, memoirs of a geisha, artisan, courtesan, tea ceremony, companion, escort, tea ceremony, dance, japans history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This video clips explains the types of talents Geishas employ including: The tea ceremony, exotic dances, games. Wit and charm are also highly prized talents. There are only 1000 real Geishas in Japan today.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha10.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: What Does A Geisha Do'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6143</link>
               <description>Geishas are not prostitutes, but literally the Geisha means, Person of the arts, and they spend their lives perfecting musical, dance and conversational talents. They aim to please!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-whatdoesageishado.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: What Does A Geisha Do'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Geisha, Japan, Nippon, evtv1, evtv, evtvone, evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, prostitute, person of the arts, history of the geisha, nihan, memoirs of a geisha, artisan, courtesan, tea ceremony, companion, escort, tea ceremony, dance, japans history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Geishas are not prostitutes, but literally the Geisha means, Person of the arts, and they spend their lives perfecting musical, dance and conversational talents. They aim to please!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: What Is A Geisha'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6133</link>
               <description>For many in the West, the Geisha is shrouded in mystery and misconception. This clip unlocks the mystery of what a Geisha really is.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geisha-whatisageisha.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The History &amp; Art Of Geisha: What Is A Geisha'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Geisha, Japan, Nippon, evtv1, evtv, evtvone, evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, prostitute, person of the arts, history of the geisha, nihan, memoirs of a geisha, artisan, courtesan, tea ceremony, companion, escort, japans history</media:keywords>
               <media:description>For many in the West, the Geisha is shrouded in mystery and misconception. This clip unlocks the mystery of what a Geisha really is.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/geisha1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Attack of The Killer Sea Lions - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6124</link>
               <description>Random attacks of Sea Lions scare beach goers in California</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-011007.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Attack of The Killer Sea Lions - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Beef, Wendy's, Penis, California, Sea Lions</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Random attacks of Sea Lions scare beach goers in California</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sealion.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Henry Rollins - America is Under Attack</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6103</link>
               <description>Outspoken political and human rights activist Henry Rollins blasts the establishment and warns of the last free days of the Internet in the opening to his late night show on the Independent Film Channel. ADULT LANGUAGE.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/henryrollins-america.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Henry Rollins - America is Under Attack</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Henry Rollins Show, America is Under Attack, IFC, Independent Film Channel, Late Night Talk Show, TV, Television Clips, Teeing Off, Freedom Is Under Attack, Karl Rove, Sean Hannity, Regulate the Internet, War on Terror, Political Commentary, Politics, Black Flag,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Outspoken political and human rights activist Henry Rollins blasts the establishment and warns of the last free days of the Internet in the opening to his late night show on the Independent Film Channel. ADULT LANGUAGE.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rollins.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Honeybees Can Stop the War - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6102</link>
               <description>Scientist are training bees to help sniff out explosives.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-010907.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Honeybees Can Stop the War - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Desk, Phoenix, Bees, Homeland Security, Explosives, Bombs,Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Scientist are training bees to help sniff out explosives.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzhoneybee.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Baby Doll Causes Car Crash - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6077</link>
               <description>Teenager slam car into a truck working because of crying baby doll.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-010807.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Baby Doll Causes Car Crash - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Baby, Teenager, Doll, Car, Chucky, Elvis,California, Freeway, Jay-Z, Love Me Tender</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Teenager slam car into a truck working because of crying baby doll.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/doll.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Frosty Assaulted - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5968</link>
               <description>It's Science Fiction Day and Frosty the Snowman gets assaulted</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-010207.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Frosty Assaulted - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,  Deer, the next great primininister, bizarre news, frosty the snowman, frost the snowman is assulted,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's Science Fiction Day and Frosty the Snowman gets assaulted</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzfrosty.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>The Next Great Prime Minister - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5967</link>
               <description>Canadians try their hands at a Reality TV and a shot of Britney Spears' whooo-haaaaaaa...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-010107.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Next Great Prime Minister - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,  Deer, the next great primininister, bizarre news, canadians, britney spears, whooo-haaaa, britney spears vagina,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Canadians try their hands at a Reality TV and a shot of Britney Spears' whooo-haaaaaaa...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ohcan.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Honda Asimo Demonstration</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5945</link>
               <description>Come watch this video of the ASIMO humanoid robot from Honda Motor Company. Standing at 4 feet 3 inches and weighing only 119 lbs the robot resembles a little astronaut wearing a backpack.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/asimo-demo.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Honda Asimo Demonstration</media:title>
               <media:keywords>robot, honda asimo demostration, robot demo, intersting, sci-fi, science fiction, honda motor corporation, asimo, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Come watch this video of the ASIMO humanoid robot from Honda Motor Company. Standing at 4 feet 3 inches and weighing only 119 lbs the robot resembles a little astronaut wearing a backpack.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/asimo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Goodbye 2006 - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5931</link>
               <description>A fine review of fun times on Bizarre News</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-2006.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Goodbye 2006 - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,  Deer, Jon Benet Ramsey, Jif, Peanut Butter</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A fine review of fun times on Bizarre News</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz2006.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The Firefighter Ape - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5930</link>
               <description>Ape sets off fire alarm in Iowa to get some attention.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-ape.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Firefighter Ape - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Iowa, Ape, Fire Alarm, Welder, Staff, Temper, Fire Alarm, Phillipines, Fan mail, money, rich</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Ape sets off fire alarm in Iowa to get some attention.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzape.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Blood diamonds stolen - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5929</link>
               <description>Man steals diamonds and thinks he won't get caught.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-blood.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Blood diamonds stolen - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Snowflake, Fruitcake, New Delhi, Indian, Carpenter, Diamonds, Blood Diamonds, Arrest, Bar, Money</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man steals diamonds and thinks he won't get caught.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzdiamond.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Dumb fugitive places an ad on a dating website - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5928</link>
               <description>Arkansas man is arrested after he puts his picture on a dating website</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-dumb.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dumb fugitive places an ad on a dating website - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Holiday, Boxing, Canada, Fugitive, Dating Website, Captured, Amw, America's Most Wanted, Little Rock, Arkansas</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Arkansas man is arrested after he puts his picture on a dating website</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzdate.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Sex Fest For Peace - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5926</link>
               <description>Activist creates her own peace war</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-peace.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Sex Fest For Peace - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Santa, Peace Activist, Global Orgasm, San Francisco, War, Missile, Sex, Vaseline, Kleenex,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Activist creates her own peace war</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpeace.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Thieves Keep Getting Younger - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5925</link>
               <description>Little girl sticks up a Walmart for Legos</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-young.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Thieves Keep Getting Younger - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Wikipedia, Puppy, Dog, Animal, Beethoven, St. Louis, Boxer</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Little girl sticks up a Walmart for Legos</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bztheif.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Hillibilly Runs for Mayor - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5904</link>
               <description>Wife discovers he didn't even get 1 vote.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-mayor.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hillibilly Runs for Mayor - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Games, Santa, Arkansas, Vote, Mayor, Louisiana, Naked, Global Warming, Al Gore, An Uncovenient Truth, Documentary, New Mexico, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Wife discovers he didn't even get 1 vote.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzmayor.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Always Blame It On The Dead Guy - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5888</link>
               <description>Australian drivers have found a new way to beat a driving ticket</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-121906.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Always Blame It On The Dead Guy - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Singing, Christmas, Carolling, Syndey, Australia, Dead guy, Tickets</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Australian drivers have found a new way to beat a driving ticket</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzdead.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Sexsomnia - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5869</link>
               <description>Apparently there's a new disease on the loose.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-121806.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Sexsomnia - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Santa, Cookie, Email, London, Sex, Intercourse, Sexsomnia, Disease,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Apparently there's a new disease on the loose.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzwalk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Bolivia's Highway of Death</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5868</link>
               <description>One of the most dangerous roads in the entire world is this Bolivian mountain road. Set to the classic theme from North by Northwest, this video clip will have you on the edge of your seat.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bolivia-highway.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bolivia's Highway of Death</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Danger, roads, mountains, viral video, mountain pass, most dangerous places on earth, Bolivia, mountain roads, EVTV1, treacherous roads, highways, North by Northwest</media:keywords>
               <media:description>One of the most dangerous roads in the entire world is this Bolivian mountain road. Set to the classic theme from North by Northwest, this video clip will have you on the edge of your seat.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hwydeath.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Attack of the killer squirrell - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5847</link>
               <description>Postal worker in Pennsylvania get bit by squirrell.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-killer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Attack of the killer squirrell - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, letter carrier, postal worker, mail, mailman, squirrell, lemon, cupcake, bill of rights</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Postal worker in Pennsylvania get bit by squirrell.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzkiller.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Pink underwear - new fashion statement in mens prison - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5825</link>
               <description>Sherrif in Texas makes male immates learn to speak English and wear pink underwear</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-pink.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pink underwear - new fashion statement in mens prison - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,Bingo, Texas, Hut, Filipino, Phillipines, Old People, Pink Panties, Sherrif, Police, Chain Gang, Inmates, English, America, Homosexuality, Gay, Monkey, Monkey Brains</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Sherrif in Texas makes male immates learn to speak English and wear pink underwear</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpink.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Toothless man finds ticks under women's skirts - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5797</link>
               <description>A Wisonsin man is found guilty of lying to women about bugs on their clothes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-tooth.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Toothless man finds ticks under women's skirts - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Violin, Sex, Ticks, Bugs, Fat Lady, Violence, Tanning Salon</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A Wisonsin man is found guilty of lying to women about bugs on their clothes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzteeth.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Drunk Elks Shows Up On School Campus - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5774</link>
               <description>Students are terrified when a drunk elk shows up for class.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-elks.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drunk Elks Shows Up On School Campus - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Ding A Ling, Sweden, Elk, Elks, Ikea, Drunk,  Receptionist, Principal, Students, Swedish Meatballs</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Students are terrified when a drunk elk shows up for class.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzelk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Chili Tour - It's Hot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5766</link>
               <description>Take a tour through Jimmy's very own home grown Chile Peppers. Sit back and enjoy the views, plus you'll love the cool jazzy sounds. It's a feast for all your senses... Mmmmm!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chilitour-itshot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Chili Tour - It's Hot</media:title>
               <media:keywords>evtv1, evtv, evtvone evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, chili peppers, chilie peppers, chile peppers, chile pepper, jimmys chile peppers, chilli peppers, vegetables, gardening videos, food videos, vegetable videos,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a tour through Jimmy's very own home grown Chile Peppers. Sit back and enjoy the views, plus you'll love the cool jazzy sounds. It's a feast for all your senses... Mmmmm!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpeppers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Old Fashioned Viking Voyage - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5756</link>
               <description>Man sets out to make a viking voyage.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-viking.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Old Fashioned Viking Voyage - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,Slim Jim, Vikings, Norway, Peg boy, Wikipedia, Navy, Ships, Military, Marines</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man sets out to make a viking voyage.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzvik.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Runnaway Turkey - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5738</link>
               <description>Turkey is found going for a jog on the tollway.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-turkey.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Runnaway Turkey - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Ear, Turkey, Caveman, Lewis, Hunt For Red October, Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Water, Tollway, Running</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Turkey is found going for a jog on the tollway.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzturkey.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Goodbye Palm Trees In LA - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5720</link>
               <description>Los Angeles votes to plant new trees.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-palm.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Goodbye Palm Trees In LA - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Japan, Japanese, Pearl Harbor, Ben Affleck, Los Angeles, LA, Palm trees, Oak, Pamela Anderson, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Los Angeles votes to plant new trees.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpalm.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Burger King's New Marijuana Burger - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5707</link>
               <description>Police officers find marijuana in their hamburgers.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-burger.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Burger King's New Marijuana Burger - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com,Santa, Burker King, Pot, Marijuana, Arrested, Hamburger, Employee, Police Officer</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Police officers find marijuana in their hamburgers.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzking.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Richard Simmons - Exploding Steamer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5706</link>
               <description>During a recent appearance on 'Late Night with David Letterman' health and fitness guru Richard Simmons was ready to demonstrate the use of his food 'Steamer'. But Simmons wasn't expecting his demo to go up in smoke.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/richardsimmons-explodingsteamer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Richard Simmons - Exploding Steamer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Richard Simmons - Exploding Steamer, Late Night with David Letterman, 'Late Night with David Letterman', fire, smoke, demonstrations, demonstration, late night tv, television, evtv1, evtv, late night television, pranks,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During a recent appearance on 'Late Night with David Letterman' health and fitness guru Richard Simmons was ready to demonstrate the use of his food 'Steamer'. But Simmons wasn't expecting his demo to go up in smoke.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/simmons.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Ghosts of California - The Waley House</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5704</link>
               <description>The Waley House' has been called the most haunted house in America, which is located in San Diego, California. Come see what some vistors have reported to have seen when visiting the Waley House.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofcalifornia-waleyhouse.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts of California - The Waley House</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ghosts of california, the waley house, ghosts, spirits, haunted house, haunted houses, haunted houses in california, ghosts of california - the waley house, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Waley House' has been called the most haunted house in America, which is located in San Diego, California. Come see what some vistors have reported to have seen when visiting the Waley House.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calghosts5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Waves in a Sphere of Water</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5702</link>
               <description>During his free time on the International Space Station, science officer Don Pettit conducted microgravity experiments with water in a series he called Saturday Morning Science. Check it out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/sphereofwater.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Waves in a Sphere of Water</media:title>
               <media:keywords>waves in a sphere of water, nasa, n a s a, international space station, science, offbeat, nature, water droplets, science experiment, experiments, experiment, Don Pettit, Saturday morning science, science experiment, scientific, nature clip, water, sphere of water, physic, water bubbles, air in space, water in space, microgravity, micro gravity, NASA, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During his free time on the International Space Station, science officer Don Pettit conducted microgravity experiments with water in a series he called Saturday Morning Science. Check it out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/water1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Seinfeld - The Lost Episode</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5698</link>
               <description>This parody video combines classic Seinfeld clips with actual footage of Michael Richards' racial tirade. I wonder how many episodes the maker of the clip had to go through to find just the right ones, this is hilarious.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/seinfeld-lostepisode.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Seinfeld - The Lost Episode</media:title>
               <media:keywords>seinfeld, national lampoons, kramer, lost episode, parody, parodies, michael richards, racial tirade, the n word, jerry seinfeld, george, elane, racist, racial slur, laugh factory, stand up comedy, stand up gone bad, stupid human, stupid humans, celebrities, caught on tape, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com, lost seinfeld - the lost episode,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This parody video combines classic Seinfeld clips with actual footage of Michael Richards' racial tirade. I wonder how many episodes the maker of the clip had to go through to find just the right ones, this is hilarious.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kramer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Ghosts - Kate Morgan The Beautiful Stranger</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5696</link>
               <description>Five days after checking into the Hotel Del Coronado Kate Morgan was found dead on an exterior staircase leading to the beach. Her ghosts still haunts the hotel to this day.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofcalifornia-katemorgan.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts - Kate Morgan The Beautiful Stranger</media:title>
               <media:keywords>kate morgan, ghost, spirits, hotel del coronado, san diego, ghost of hotel del coronado, the beautiful stranger, kate morgan the beautiful stranger, evtv1, evtv1.com, evtv, ghosts of california, ghost sightings,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Five days after checking into the Hotel Del Coronado Kate Morgan was found dead on an exterior staircase leading to the beach. Her ghosts still haunts the hotel to this day.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calghosts4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>How Not to Rob a Liquor Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5694</link>
               <description>Here is an idiotic and intoxicated robbery attempt. After falling from the ceiling multiple times he looks to escape through the front door. When it is locked he is forced to sit on a keg to wait for the authorities.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/liquorstorerobbery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>How Not to Rob a Liquor Store</media:title>
               <media:keywords>EVTV1, EVTV, EVTV1.com, stupid, idiot, criminal, criminals, rob, robber, fall, falls, falling, ceiling, locked in, authorities, police, liquor, liquor store, keg, escape, failed escape, stupid criminal, stupid criminals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is an idiotic and intoxicated robbery attempt. After falling from the ceiling multiple times he looks to escape through the front door. When it is locked he is forced to sit on a keg to wait for the authorities.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/robber.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Free Hugs</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5693</link>
               <description>The Free Hugs Campaign began in 2004, and in 2006 became a widely publicized video. The campaign is an example of a random act of kindness, of an individual offering hugs to strangers in public.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/freehugs.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Free Hugs</media:title>
               <media:keywords>viral video, viral videos, free hugs, hugs, free hugs campaign, act of kindess, pitt street mall, juan mann, pseudonym, sick puppies, video, videos, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Free Hugs Campaign began in 2004, and in 2006 became a widely publicized video. The campaign is an example of a random act of kindness, of an individual offering hugs to strangers in public.</media:description>
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               <title>Wedgie Principal - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5690</link>
               <description>High School principal is suspended for giving a student a wedgie.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-wedgie.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Wedgie Principal - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Jack Daniels, Boner, Teacher, High School, Bath Tub, Kids, Principal, Deformed, Hot Teacher, Students, Teacher</media:keywords>
               <media:description>High School principal is suspended for giving a student a wedgie.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzwedge.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Ghosts of California - Robert Stroud At Alcatraz</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5686</link>
               <description>Robert Stroud, also known as 'Birdman of Alcatraz, was probably the most famous inmate to ever reside at Alcatraz. Many vistors have reported that they believe Birdman's cell is haunted.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofcalifornia-stroudscell.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts of California - Robert Stroud At Alcatraz</media:title>
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               <media:description>Robert Stroud, also known as 'Birdman of Alcatraz, was probably the most famous inmate to ever reside at Alcatraz. Many vistors have reported that they believe Birdman's cell is haunted.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calghosts3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ghosts - History of Hotel Del Coronado</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5681</link>
               <description>This Victorian Hotel, has had famous guests, but the most famous guest is a woman who died there in 1892. Now the hotel is haunted by strange breezes, ghostly noises, and a figure of a lady walking in a black dress.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofcalifornia-hoteldelcoronado.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts - History of Hotel Del Coronado</media:title>
               <media:keywords>EVTV1, EVTV, EVTV1.com, Hotel Del Coranado, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, dead, death, die, died, strange, ghostly, ghost, spirit, spirits, ghosts, lady, woman, girl, black dress, Victorian hotel, famous guest, Some like it hot, marilyn Monroe, Monroe, The Stuntman, stuntman</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This Victorian Hotel, has had famous guests, but the most famous guest is a woman who died there in 1892. Now the hotel is haunted by strange breezes, ghostly noises, and a figure of a lady walking in a black dress.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calghosts2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Ghosts of California - Al Capone At Alcatraz</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5678</link>
               <description>Al Capone's cell in Alcatraz is said to be haunted. With the sounds of the banjo he played while incarcerated, cold spots, and spooky electromagnetic fields, prove he might still be hanging around.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofcalifornia-caponescell.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts of California - Al Capone At Alcatraz</media:title>
               <media:keywords>EVTV1, EVTV, EVTV1.com, Al Capone, Capone, cell, Alcatraz, haunted, haunted cell, banjo, banjo playing, banjo play, incarcerated, incarcerate, prison, prisoner, prisons, electromagnetic field, cold, cold spots, phenomena,  inmate</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Al Capone's cell in Alcatraz is said to be haunted. With the sounds of the banjo he played while incarcerated, cold spots, and spooky electromagnetic fields, prove he might still be hanging around.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/calghosts1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>One Really Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5674</link>
               <description>Hospital staff accused of mistreating patients.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-patientabuse.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>One Really Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange,  EVTV1.com, Santa, Mental Hospital, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Nurse Ratchett, Jack Nicholson, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Hospital staff accused of mistreating patients.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bznest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Gay Penguins - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5647</link>
               <description>It's AIDS awarness day and were talking about Gay Penguins…</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-gaypenuins.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Gay Penguins - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>brandon ogborn, bizarre news, bizarre news, evtv1, evtv, evtv1.com, gay penguins, gay, funny clip, bizarre clip,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's AIDS awarness day and were talking about Gay Penguins…</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bz-peng.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Larry Flynt - Objections to Pornography</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5635</link>
               <description>American publisher and pornographer Larry Flynt's adult magazine 'Hustler' acted as a lightning rod for the free speech debate in the 1970s. Some of the most vociferous of Flynt's opponents from that time are shown here.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/larryflint-objections.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Larry Flynt - Objections to Pornography</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Objections to Pornography, The Last Temptation of Larry Flynt, Free Speech, First Amendment, Hustler, Pornography, Hot Girls, Boobs, Erotic, tit, tits, breasts, sexy videos, sexy video clips, nude girls, nudity, mature video clips, sexy boobs, sex, sexy, clips, nude, women, naked, hot, girl, mature, busty, anti-pornography, Larry Flynt Publications, LFP, Alan Isaacman, Sexual Revolution, evtv1, evtv 1, evtv,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>American publisher and pornographer Larry Flynt's adult magazine 'Hustler' acted as a lightning rod for the free speech debate in the 1970s. Some of the most vociferous of Flynt's opponents from that time are shown here.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/flynt5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Child For Sale - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5604</link>
               <description>Lady tries to sell son to purchase a wedding dress.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-childsale.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Child For Sale - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange, Wedding Dress, Child, Pick-up Truck, Bass Boat, Sick, Des Moines, Iowa, Street Vendor, Plasma TV, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Lady tries to sell son to purchase a wedding dress.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzsale.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Police Car Crashers - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5603</link>
               <description>Teenagers  hit a cop car after fighting over a radio station.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-crashers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Police Car Crashers - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Sports Utility Vehicle, Daytona Beach, Radio, Teenager, Police Car, Crash, State Trooper, Mall, evtv, evtv1, evtv 1,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Teenagers  hit a cop car after fighting over a radio station.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Taliban Pot Smoker - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5602</link>
               <description>Taliban fighters hiding behide Marijuana plants as a fighting tactic.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-taliban.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Taliban Pot Smoker - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange,Marijuana, Canadian Troops, Taliban, Head,Energy, Diesel, Plants, Osama Bin Laden, Forest</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Taliban fighters hiding behide Marijuana plants as a fighting tactic.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpotsmoker.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Bra Policy For Indiana Jails - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5601</link>
               <description>Indiana Jails Enforces the Policy that women must wear bras to avoid indeecent exposure to other inmates</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-bra.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bra Policy For Indiana Jails - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Jail, Pens, Needles, Bra, Spandex, Sex, Inmates, Dress Code, Visitation, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Indiana Jails Enforces the Policy that women must wear bras to avoid indeecent exposure to other inmates</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzbra.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Wife Hires A Hitman - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5600</link>
               <description>A man dies after wife hired a hitman on an internet site.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-hitman.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Wife Hires A Hitman - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Broken seal, High School, Turtles, instanthitman.com, Investigators, Computer, Internet, Sick Joke, Old people, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A man dies after wife hired a hitman on an internet site.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzhitman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Meth Found In A Prostetic Leg - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5599</link>
               <description>A used car dealer is arrested for having meth in his prostetic leg.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-meth.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Meth Found In A Prostetic Leg - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange, Prison, Used Cars, Body Shop, Good Credit, Bad Credit, Sheriff, Drug, Crystal Meth, Prostetic Leg, Meth, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A used car dealer is arrested for having meth in his prostetic leg.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzleg.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Ticketing Police Officer Delivers Baby - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5591</link>
               <description>A Mother Receives a ticket while delivering a baby for indecent exposure.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-police.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ticketing Police Officer Delivers Baby - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Police, Baby, Ticket, Country, Economy, Poverty, Buffalo, New York, Murder, Corruption, Suspended License,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A Mother Receives a ticket while delivering a baby for indecent exposure.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpolicecar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Hungry Bandit - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5590</link>
               <description>RMan holds up 7 Eleven store for Burritos</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-hungry.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hungry Bandit - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Jean Benet Ramsey, 7 Eleven, Burrito, Confessions, Salt Lake City, Utah, Magazine,Lawsuit, Police, Name</media:keywords>
               <media:description>RMan holds up 7 Eleven store for Burritos</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzbandit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Bird Pellets Are Flying - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5589</link>
               <description>Man pulls bird pellets off of himself.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-birds.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bird Pellets Are Flying - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Bird Pellets, Deer, Doe, Police</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man pulls bird pellets off of himself.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzbird.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Drunk Teacher - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5579</link>
               <description>Teacher is suspended for coming to class drunk.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-drunk.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drunk Teacher - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Alcohol, Drunk, Teacher, Substitute Teacher, Music,  Elvis, Beatles, Arizona, Class, Led Zepplin, Jack Daniels, Star Spangled Banner, Trombone, Herroine, Opium, Barbituates</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Teacher is suspended for coming to class drunk.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzteacher.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Polish Farter - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5578</link>
               <description>Man in Poland get arrested for farting</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-polish.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Polish Farter - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Fart, Poland, Arrested, Warsaw, Judge, Charges, Hormel Chili, Chicago, War, President Bush, America, Police, Polish, evtv1, evtv, evtv 1,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man in Poland get arrested for farting</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpolish.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Jalapeno Pepper Contest Winner - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5572</link>
               <description>Old man's stool expected to really hurt after eating 247 jalapeno peppers.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-pepper.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Jalapeno Pepper Contest Winner - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Jalapeno, Accountant, Milk, Peppers, Eating Contest, Mexican   MARIACHI</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Old man's stool expected to really hurt after eating 247 jalapeno peppers.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzpeppers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Mickey and Minnie Get Caught Having Sex - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5571</link>
               <description>Disney Employees Repremanded for a Naughty Video at Disney's Paris Resort</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-mickey.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mickey and Minnie Get Caught Having Sex - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Disney, Minnie, Mickey, Paris, Sex, Orgy, Sex video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Disney Employees Repremanded for a Naughty Video at Disney's Paris Resort</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzmickey.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Principal Shoots Kitty - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5570</link>
               <description>A Minnesota school principal thinks he is justified in shooting young kitties.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-kitty.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Principal Shoots Kitty - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Principal, School Shooting, Kitty, Cat, Trap, International Falls, Minnesota, felony, Firearm</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A Minnesota school principal thinks he is justified in shooting young kitties.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzkat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Russian David Blaine - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5539</link>
               <description>Russian Man Tries to Beat Guiness Book of World Records By Fasting 44 Days</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-blaine.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Russian David Blaine - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange, Russia, Media, David Blaine, London, Fasting            DRUNK RUSSIAN</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Russian Man Tries to Beat Guiness Book of World Records By Fasting 44 Days</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzrussian.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>McDonald's Wedding- Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5538</link>
               <description>An unlucky couple wins a free wedding at their local McDonald's drive thru.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-wedding.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>McDonald's Wedding- Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Wedding, Radio show, McDonald's, Baghdad, Couple, Country Music Awards, Kidney Transplant, Egg McMuffin, Shotgun Wedding</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An unlucky couple wins a free wedding at their local McDonald's drive thru.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzdonalds.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Cat Arson - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5537</link>
               <description>Cat sets a house on fire, while dog helps call for help.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-arson.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cat Arson - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Cat, Fires, House Fire, Candle, Car Accident, Flames, Sheboygan, Wisconsin, Euthanasia, Disability, Slavery, School Shooting, Dog</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Cat sets a house on fire, while dog helps call for help.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzphone.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Sticky Finger Police Officer - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5536</link>
               <description>Miami police officer arrested on drug charges</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-finger.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Sticky Finger Police Officer - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Funny, Strange, Miami, Dade County, Cocaine, Hershey, Drug, Dope, Uniform, Sex, ABC</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Miami police officer arrested on drug charges</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzcuff.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Terrorist Puppies - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5535</link>
               <description>Lady places an ad in the newspaper offering terrorist puppies.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-puppies.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Terrorist Puppies - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre,Funny, Strange, Terrier, Terrorist, Westchester County, America, Bunnies, Dog, Hell, Jewish, Poodles, Classifieds</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Lady places an ad in the newspaper offering terrorist puppies.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bzterror.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Clown Mayor - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5534</link>
               <description>What do regular politicians and clowns have in common?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-clown.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Clown Mayor - Bizarre News</media:title>
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               <title>Screaming Prayer Meeting - Bizarre News</title>
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               <description>The Devil Attends Prayer Meeting In Berlin.</description>
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               <description>What Do Dildos in Norway Eating Nails and Butts Getting Stuck On Airline Toilets Seats Have In Common?</description>
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               <media:description>What Do Dildos in Norway Eating Nails and Butts Getting Stuck On Airline Toilets Seats Have In Common?</media:description>
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               <title>Meet Brandon Host of Bizarre News</title>
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               <description>Brandon Ogborn Host Of Bizarre News Is Master of Language, Geography and An All Around Nice Guy.</description>
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               <media:title>Meet Brandon Host of Bizarre News</media:title>
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               <title>Tarantulas For Dinner</title>
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               <description>This clip is a nifty how-to guide to preparing tarantula tampura. All the instructions you need are here, including: cooking, burning the hair off, and of course, how to eat them properly.</description>
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               <title>Tarantula Collecting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5259</link>
               <description>Some people collect stamps, others collect Pokemon. This clips shows a husband and wife team of tarantula collectors. They have an entire room full of different species, because one just isn't enough.</description>
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               <media:keywords>Insects And Bugs At Night, national national geographic, nature, tarantula collecting, spider, tarantula, national geographic, nat geo, bugs</media:keywords>
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               <title>Execution</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5175</link>
               <description>Famous Italian adult film director Joe D'Amato portrays Roman emperor Caligula's insanity in this bizarre 1982 erotic horror. Here Caligula demands proof of a consul's loyalty by making him murder the wife of a friend.</description>
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               <title>Virgin Sacrifice</title>
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               <description>Thought to be a practice long lost in the history of time, shockingly human sacrifices are still practiced today. In this ancient African tribe, a virgin is prepared as a sacrifice to the gods.</description>
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               <media:title>Virgin Sacrifice</media:title>
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               <media:description>Thought to be a practice long lost in the history of time, shockingly human sacrifices are still practiced today. In this ancient African tribe, a virgin is prepared as a sacrifice to the gods.</media:description>
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               <title>Milking the Viper</title>
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               <description>Extracting the Venom from the fangs of one of the world's most deadly and venomous snakes is certainly no easy task, but is necessary to produce life saving vaccinations.</description>
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               <media:title>Milking the Viper</media:title>
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               <media:description>Extracting the Venom from the fangs of one of the world's most deadly and venomous snakes is certainly no easy task, but is necessary to produce life saving vaccinations.</media:description>
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               <title>Witch Doctor Skull Operation</title>
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               <description>This footage is gruesome and shocking, with no modern medicine or surgical tools, this witch doctor opens up the skull of his patient to perform a life threatening procedure… Then he takes a beer break.</description>
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               <media:description>This footage is gruesome and shocking, with no modern medicine or surgical tools, this witch doctor opens up the skull of his patient to perform a life threatening procedure… Then he takes a beer break.</media:description>
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               <title>Visiting the Pygmies</title>
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               <description>Deep in the dense rain forests of Western Africa lives a tribe of people that have come to be known as the Pygmies. Take a rare look into the lives of these amazing people.</description>
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               <media:description>Deep in the dense rain forests of Western Africa lives a tribe of people that have come to be known as the Pygmies. Take a rare look into the lives of these amazing people.</media:description>
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               <title>Ouch! What Was She Thinking?</title>
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               <description>Connie Chung says, or rather sings goodbye to her cancelled show with co-host/husband Maury Povich. Watching her lounge-singing attempt only brings one further question to mind: What's the deal with the piano player?</description>
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               <title>Hanging With Hung - The Story of Hung</title>
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               <description>By now almost everyone is familiar with the name William Hung, the lovable reject from the hit television show American Idol. Now it's time to get to know the real William Hung.</description>
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               <title>Hanging With Hung - She Bangs Video</title>
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               <description>When William Hung first appeared on the Fox Network's Reality TV show American Idol to sing Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs', not many people were expecting a music video to come out of it. But yet, here it is.</description>
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               <title>This is Dynamation! - Ray Harryhausen</title>
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               <description>Here's part of a trailer from 1958's 'The 7th Voyage of Sinbad'. Here we learn how Harryhausen brought some of his greatest creations to life for the big screen.</description>
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               <title>Pegasus and Medusa - Clash of the Titans - Ray Harryhausen</title>
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               <description>Pagasus &amp; Medusa were two of the most memorable characters in 1981's 'Clash of the Titans'. Harryhausen talks of the difficulty in bringing Medusa to life.</description>
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               <title>Creating A Mini Raquel Welch - Ray Harryhausen</title>
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               <description>Harryhausen had quite a task during the production of 'One Million Years B.C.'. He had to create magnificent creatures that didn't exist together, a favorite of his.</description>
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               <title>Fighting Skeletons - Jason and the Argonauts</title>
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               <description>The most praised accomplishment of Harryhausen's career is the mass rising of the dead in 'Jason and the Argonauts'. This memorable sequence took 4 and a half months to create.</description>
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               <media:description>The most praised accomplishment of Harryhausen's career is the mass rising of the dead in 'Jason and the Argonauts'. This memorable sequence took 4 and a half months to create.</media:description>
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               <title>Talos and Hydra - Jason and the Argonauts</title>
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               <description>Ray Harryhausen talks of the difficulties in creating and animating such a complex creature as the Hydra. Talos was a different story.</description>
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               <title>Ray Harryhausen - Menacing Moon Ants</title>
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               <title>Octopus Tears Down Golden Gate Bridge - Ray Harryhausen</title>
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               <description>In the early horror film ‘It Came from Beneath the Sea”, stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen created a instant classic scene in which giant octopus that tore down the Golden Gate Bridge.</description>
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               <title>Giant Birds and Bees from Mysterious Island</title>
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               <description>Stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen has amazed movie audiences for decades with his spectacular work. It was his ability to create giant beasts and work them into believable monsters on file.</description>
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               <media:description>Stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen has amazed movie audiences for decades with his spectacular work. It was his ability to create giant beasts and work them into believable monsters on file.</media:description>
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               <title>Giant Crab Scene from Mysterious Island</title>
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               <description>Based on a novel by Jules Verne, the 1961film Mysterious Island was a work of special effect genius ahead of its time. Learn the secrets behind the giant crab scenes from the master, Ray Harryhausen.</description>
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               <media:description>Based on a novel by Jules Verne, the 1961film Mysterious Island was a work of special effect genius ahead of its time. Learn the secrets behind the giant crab scenes from the master, Ray Harryhausen.</media:description>
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               <title>Mighty Joe Young - 1949</title>
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               <description>Like King Kong before him, Ray Harryhausen used special effects to bring Mighty Joe Young out of the wild to work in show business. In this scene the giant gorilla fights one-time heavy-weight contender Primo Carnera.</description>
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               <media:title>Mighty Joe Young - 1949</media:title>
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               <media:description>Like King Kong before him, Ray Harryhausen used special effects to bring Mighty Joe Young out of the wild to work in show business. In this scene the giant gorilla fights one-time heavy-weight contender Primo Carnera.</media:description>
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               <title>Ray Harryhausen - His Remarkable Early Works</title>
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               <description>Not even World War II would stop Ray Harryhausen's special effects genius. In the army he produced training films similar to the rare footage shown here. And after the war he picked up work producing children's shorts.</description>
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               <media:title>Ray Harryhausen - His Remarkable Early Works</media:title>
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               <media:description>Not even World War II would stop Ray Harryhausen's special effects genius. In the army he produced training films similar to the rare footage shown here. And after the war he picked up work producing children's shorts.</media:description>
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               <title>Great Scenes from Evolution - Ray Harryhausen</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=2191</link>
               <description>As a young man, special effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen produced an ambitious film about the beginning of life called Evolution. While Ray never finished the film it did demonstrate his talent as a special effects artist.</description>
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               <media:title>Great Scenes from Evolution - Ray Harryhausen</media:title>
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               <media:description>As a young man, special effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen produced an ambitious film about the beginning of life called Evolution. While Ray never finished the film it did demonstrate his talent as a special effects artist.</media:description>
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               <title>The King Kong Influence - Ray Harryhausen</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=2190</link>
               <description>Ray Harryhausen was thirteen when he went to see a sensational movie at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in LA. The movie was King Kong, the early masterpiece of stop motion animation, and it set the course for Ray's life.</description>
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               <media:title>The King Kong Influence - Ray Harryhausen</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ray Harryhausen was thirteen when he went to see a sensational movie at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in LA. The movie was King Kong, the early masterpiece of stop motion animation, and it set the course for Ray's life.</media:description>
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               <title>Dangerous Russian Tunnel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=2062</link>
               <description>This tunnel is in Russia. There is a river running over it which leaks. When the temperature drops, the road freezes and the results are deadly. This video clip was taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.</description>
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               <media:title>Dangerous Russian Tunnel</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Dangerous russian tunnel, car crash video, crash video, accidents, car accidents, caught on tape, accidents caught on tape, Moscow, lefortovo tunnel, lefortovo tunnel accidents, wild accidents, security cameras, dangerous driving, yauza river, Russian Tunnel, deadly tunnel, deadly russian tunnel, deadly tunnel in russia, car crashes, video car crashes, car crashes in tunnel, car accidents, video of car accidents, Lefortovo, Tunnel Of Death Video, most deadly tunnel in the world,moscow tunnel, moscow death tunnel, death tunnel in moscow, russia death tunnel video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This tunnel is in Russia. There is a river running over it which leaks. When the temperature drops, the road freezes and the results are deadly. This video clip was taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.</media:description>
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               <title>Siamese Crocodiles</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1927</link>
               <description>The Siamese crocodile was thought to be extinct in the wild in the second half of the twentieth century. Called the soft belly croc, their skin is the softest of all crocodiles. Watch as scientists try to find the key to save the Siamese Crocodile.</description>
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               <media:title>Siamese Crocodiles</media:title>
               <media:keywords>siamese crocodiles, crocodiles, crocs, baby crocodiles, thailand, beautiful animals, nature clip, animal clip, national geographic, reptiles, crocs,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Siamese crocodile was thought to be extinct in the wild in the second half of the twentieth century. Called the soft belly croc, their skin is the softest of all crocodiles. Watch as scientists try to find the key to save the Siamese Crocodile.</media:description>
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               <title>Red Piranhas</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1922</link>
               <description>Graphic footage of wild piranha attacking a hapless chick. Their razor sharp teeth strip flesh to the bone in no time. With luck, even a great white shark might be evaded, but a school of piranha just keeps coming.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/redpiranahas.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Red Piranhas</media:title>
               <media:keywords>red piranahas, piranahas, red piranhas, piranhas, fish, national geographic, bizarre, south america, fish of the amazon,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Graphic footage of wild piranha attacking a hapless chick. Their razor sharp teeth strip flesh to the bone in no time. With luck, even a great white shark might be evaded, but a school of piranha just keeps coming.</media:description>
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               <title>Ghosts of the Bayou</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1816</link>
               <description>Do you believe in ghosts? They say that no city has more haunted houses then the city of New Orleans. In this clip, watch as a restaurant owner and his staff explain their experiences with what they think are ghosts.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ghostsofthebayou.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ghosts of the Bayou</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ghosts of the bayou, national geographic, haunted house, haunted places, new oreleans, ghosts, indians, african slaves, st. charles avenue, seeing ghosts,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Do you believe in ghosts? They say that no city has more haunted houses then the city of New Orleans. In this clip, watch as a restaurant owner and his staff explain their experiences with what they think are ghosts.</media:description>
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               <title>Blood Squirting From Regal Horned Lizard Eye</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1800</link>
               <description>Ants don't have much of a chance for survival when the regal horned lizard comes looking for a meal. However, when a coyote is searching for lunch, the lizard only has one defense to save itself - squirting blood from its eye.</description>
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               <media:title>Blood Squirting From Regal Horned Lizard Eye</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ants don't have much of a chance for survival when the regal horned lizard comes looking for a meal. However, when a coyote is searching for lunch, the lizard only has one defense to save itself - squirting blood from its eye.</media:description>
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               <title>Crazy Sci-Fi Dance Routine - Raquel Welch</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1658</link>
               <description>Not many people know that besides acting, singing and looking good in a bathing suit, sex symbol Raquel Welch could also dance. But it depends on what your definition of dancing is.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/Raquel-SciFiDanceRoutine.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Sci-Fi Dance Routine - Raquel Welch</media:title>
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               <media:description>Not many people know that besides acting, singing and looking good in a bathing suit, sex symbol Raquel Welch could also dance. But it depends on what your definition of dancing is.</media:description>
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               <title>Age of Aquarius - Raquel Welch</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1657</link>
               <description>Raquel Welch was THE hot star of the '60s and early '70s. At the height of her fame Raquel released a video featuring not only her good looks but her singing ability as well. Here she performs 'The Age of Aquarius.'</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/Raquel-Aquarius.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Age of Aquarius - Raquel Welch</media:title>
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               <media:description>Raquel Welch was THE hot star of the '60s and early '70s. At the height of her fame Raquel released a video featuring not only her good looks but her singing ability as well. Here she performs 'The Age of Aquarius.'</media:description>
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               <title>Fear Factor - African Spider</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1647</link>
               <description>Here's a clip from the TV show Fear Factor Las Vegas. It's amazing what people will do for money. I wouldn't want to be in her shoes !!! Consider the fact that if you eventually lose, you get nothing...</description>
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               <media:title>Fear Factor - African Spider</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here's a clip from the TV show Fear Factor Las Vegas. It's amazing what people will do for money. I wouldn't want to be in her shoes !!! Consider the fact that if you eventually lose, you get nothing...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/african.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Marine - Silent Drill</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1624</link>
               <description>The Silent Drill Platoon is a unit of hand-picked marines which executes a ten-minute drill exemplifying the discipline that identifies all marines. The complex maneuvers are performed completely without verbal commands.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/marinegundrill.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Marine - Silent Drill</media:title>
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               <media:description>The Silent Drill Platoon is a unit of hand-picked marines which executes a ten-minute drill exemplifying the discipline that identifies all marines. The complex maneuvers are performed completely without verbal commands.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/gundrill.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Seven Deadly Smurfs - Mature</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1622</link>
               <description>A very clever parody of the movie Seven starring the Smurfs. This does have some mature themes, so it's not for anyone under 18. Let me tell you, you'll never look at a Smurf the same way.</description>
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               <media:title>Seven Deadly Smurfs - Mature</media:title>
               <media:keywords>the smurfs, seven deadly smurfs, mature, cartoons, animation, papa smurf, brain smurf, adult cartoon, adult cartoons, smurfette,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A very clever parody of the movie Seven starring the Smurfs. This does have some mature themes, so it's not for anyone under 18. Let me tell you, you'll never look at a Smurf the same way.</media:description>
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               <title>Gross Eating</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1619</link>
               <description>Yuck, can you imagine eating some of these appetizers? These chefs prepare unique appetizers using some of the most unusal ingredients. Beetles, and roaches, and eyeballs…oh my!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/grosseating.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Gross Eating</media:title>
               <media:keywords>gross eating, eating gross foods, fear factor, eyeballs, bugs, eating bugs, gross clips, eating eyeballs,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Yuck, can you imagine eating some of these appetizers? These chefs prepare unique appetizers using some of the most unusal ingredients. Beetles, and roaches, and eyeballs…oh my!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/eating.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Ask The Fruitcake Lady - #3</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1607</link>
               <description>Career, grooming, relationship advice, the Fruitcake Lady of 'The Tonight Show' fame has a mouthful of grassroots, common-sense opinion on it all. And just because she's 93 don't expect her not to tell it like it is.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fruitcake_3.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ask The Fruitcake Lady - #3</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fruitcake lady, the fruitcake lady, ask the fruitcake lady, leno fruitcake lady, leno, jay leno, the tonight show, the tonight show with jay leno, fruitcake lady videos, fruitcake lady video, fruitcake, tonight show, marie rudisill,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Career, grooming, relationship advice, the Fruitcake Lady of 'The Tonight Show' fame has a mouthful of grassroots, common-sense opinion on it all. And just because she's 93 don't expect her not to tell it like it is.</media:description>
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               <title>Ask The Fruitcake Lady - #4</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1606</link>
               <description>What do you call a woman with a lot of sex partners? According to the Fruitcake Lady she's a whore! Plain and simple. 93-year-old Marie Rudisill delivers indispensable, hilarious advice to viewers' on 'The Tonight Show.'</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fruitcake_4.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ask The Fruitcake Lady - #4</media:title>
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               <media:description>What do you call a woman with a lot of sex partners? According to the Fruitcake Lady she's a whore! Plain and simple. 93-year-old Marie Rudisill delivers indispensable, hilarious advice to viewers' on 'The Tonight Show.'</media:description>
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               <title>Why I Quit Court Reporting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1601</link>
               <description>Believe it or not this is actual footage of a witness taking the stand during a court appearance. Imagine how hard it must have been for the court reporter to keep track of what she is saying! See if you can translate!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/courtreporting.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Why I Quit Court Reporting</media:title>
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               <media:description>Believe it or not this is actual footage of a witness taking the stand during a court appearance. Imagine how hard it must have been for the court reporter to keep track of what she is saying! See if you can translate!</media:description>
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               <title>Pissed Off Elephant</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1586</link>
               <description>This Elephant wasn't too happy when he was taken out of his home in the jungle and forced into captivity for the amusement of humans. In the end he takes it out on his trainer.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pissedelephant.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pissed Off Elephant</media:title>
               <media:keywords>animal clips, elephant clips, pissed off elephant, mad elephant, humorous animals, funny animal clips</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This Elephant wasn't too happy when he was taken out of his home in the jungle and forced into captivity for the amusement of humans. In the end he takes it out on his trainer.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pissedele.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Amazing Air Feat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1578</link>
               <description>Skydiving is something that many people would love to try. In this clip watch as a group of skydivers perform an amazing feat in the air. You wonder how they can do this and not get all tangled up.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/amazingairfeat.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Amazing Air Feat</media:title>
               <media:keywords>amazing air feat, sky diving, parachute, amazing sky stunt, stunt men, stunt divers, in air, flying in air, cool air show, air show, extreme skydiving, skydive, skydivers, skydiver, skydiving, freefall, group skydiving, world record skydiving, tandem skydiving, dropzone, expert skydiving, jump sites, parachute, parachuting, skydiving adventure, skydiving photos, skydiving fatalities, sky surfing, sky surf, jump records, skydive records, uspa, parachute association, skydiving association</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Skydiving is something that many people would love to try. In this clip watch as a group of skydivers perform an amazing feat in the air. You wonder how they can do this and not get all tangled up.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/amazingair.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Caught on Tape - Texas Shootout</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1571</link>
               <description>Police offers put themselves in harms way everyday, and are often involved in high speed chases. Watch this clip, as a Texas shoot out is caught on tape. It is amazing that the officer was not hurt!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/texasshootout.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Caught on Tape - Texas Shootout</media:title>
               <media:keywords>real footage, cop footage, caught on tape, texas shootout, shootout, gun fire, cop chase, cops, police officer, police officers,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Police offers put themselves in harms way everyday, and are often involved in high speed chases. Watch this clip, as a Texas shoot out is caught on tape. It is amazing that the officer was not hurt!</media:description>
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               <title>Believe it or Not - Born With A Tail</title>
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               <description>Believe it or not, in a remote village deep in the heart of India a young boy was born with a tail and is now believed to be the reincarnation of a Hindu Monkey God. He is now treated like a God.</description>
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               <media:description>Believe it or not, in a remote village deep in the heart of India a young boy was born with a tail and is now believed to be the reincarnation of a Hindu Monkey God. He is now treated like a God.</media:description>
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               <title>Full Size RC Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1561</link>
               <description>These two guys took a full size car and rigged it so it can be driven by remote control. Then they put it to the test by driving it while the other was sitting shotgun during the ride.</description>
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               <media:title>Full Size RC Car</media:title>
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               <media:description>These two guys took a full size car and rigged it so it can be driven by remote control. Then they put it to the test by driving it while the other was sitting shotgun during the ride.</media:description>
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               <title>Urine Used As Insecticide  - Mondo Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1531</link>
               <description>Travel to the African Plains to see how primitive tribes keep insects at bay; by sticking their head under animals' urine streams. Don't try this at home!</description>
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               <media:title>Urine Used As Insecticide  - Mondo Magic</media:title>
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               <media:description>Travel to the African Plains to see how primitive tribes keep insects at bay; by sticking their head under animals' urine streams. Don't try this at home!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/urine.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Turtles Mating - Mondo Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1530</link>
               <description>Ever wonder how tortoises mate with those huge shells? Very carefully is the answer! Witness the logistical problems of turtles in nature and how 'love finds a way.'</description>
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               <media:title>Turtles Mating - Mondo Magic</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ever wonder how tortoises mate with those huge shells? Very carefully is the answer! Witness the logistical problems of turtles in nature and how 'love finds a way.'</media:description>
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               <title>Elephant Hunt  - Mondo Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1529</link>
               <description>Watch this primitive practice of a tribal elephant hunt as the Mundari tribe use nothing but whittled spears to subdue a full-grown elephant: Warning - Graphic footage</description>
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               <media:title>Elephant Hunt  - Mondo Magic</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Animals, hunting, elephants, elephant hunt, elephant tusks, hunting animals, tribal hunt, tribal ritual, elephant kill, African hunt, anthropology, ancient ritual, rituals, ritual</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this primitive practice of a tribal elephant hunt as the Mundari tribe use nothing but whittled spears to subdue a full-grown elephant: Warning - Graphic footage</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hunt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Breast Feeding Puppies  - Mondo Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1528</link>
               <description>In the Amazon, dogs are cherished house pets even eclipsing western standards. What do you do when a puppy loses its mother? Let a lactating woman breast-feed the pups. Rare footage- Includes nudity.</description>
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               <media:title>Breast Feeding Puppies  - Mondo Magic</media:title>
               <media:keywords>animal tricks, animals, funny animals, animals feeding, dogs, puppies, breast, nudity, Amazon ritual, anthropology, breast-feeding, breast feeding, bizarre video clips, bizarre, weird</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In the Amazon, dogs are cherished house pets even eclipsing western standards. What do you do when a puppy loses its mother? Let a lactating woman breast-feed the pups. Rare footage- Includes nudity.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/puppy.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mondo Cane - Pet Cemetary</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1525</link>
               <description>Nearly all cultures around the world take death seriously, but only in the U.S. do we take the death of our pets just as serious. Come visit the Pasadena Dog Cemetery in Southern California.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mondocane-petcemetery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mondo Cane - Pet Cemetary</media:title>
               <media:keywords>pet cementary, cemetary, pet cemetary, animals, cats, dogs, pasadena, southern california, california,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Nearly all cultures around the world take death seriously, but only in the U.S. do we take the death of our pets just as serious. Come visit the Pasadena Dog Cemetery in Southern California.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pet.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mondo Cane - Mating Rituals in New Guinea</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1524</link>
               <description>On the small island of Kiriwina in the Trobriand archipelago of Papua New Guinea a rare mating ritual occurs where the women of the island chase down the 'bachelors' and who ever is able to catch him gets to keep him.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mondocane-manhunt.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mondo Cane - Mating Rituals in New Guinea</media:title>
               <media:keywords>new guinea, mondo cane, mating rituals, rituals, mating rituals in new guinea, manhunting, man hunting,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>On the small island of Kiriwina in the Trobriand archipelago of Papua New Guinea a rare mating ritual occurs where the women of the island chase down the 'bachelors' and who ever is able to catch him gets to keep him.</media:description>
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               <title>Mondo Cane - The Venti of Calabria</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1523</link>
               <description>Every year on Good Friday devout Catholics run through the streets barefoot carrying blocks of cork with pieces of glass beating their bare thighs and calves until the blood runs down their legs and onto the cobble stone streets.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mondocane-calabria.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mondo Cane - The Venti of Calabria</media:title>
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               <media:description>Every year on Good Friday devout Catholics run through the streets barefoot carrying blocks of cork with pieces of glass beating their bare thighs and calves until the blood runs down their legs and onto the cobble stone streets.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/venti.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stupid Crooks - Will You Scratch My Nuts'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1519</link>
               <description>This video clip has the distinction of getting the whole office to laugh and talk about it. Women just laugh and laugh Men laugh but get that uncomfortable feeling in their loins and say, help the poor guy out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupidcrooks-nutsitch.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stupid Crooks - Will You Scratch My Nuts'</media:title>
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               <media:description>This video clip has the distinction of getting the whole office to laugh and talk about it. Women just laugh and laugh Men laugh but get that uncomfortable feeling in their loins and say, help the poor guy out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/scrach.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cop Gets An Earful</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1518</link>
               <description>Watch as this officer gives a guy a ticket and just stands there calmly as the speeder gives him an earful. Is it me, or does the guy sound like Gabby Hayes? Make sure you watch to the end...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupidcrooks-copearful.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cop Gets An Earful</media:title>
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               <media:description>Watch as this officer gives a guy a ticket and just stands there calmly as the speeder gives him an earful. Is it me, or does the guy sound like Gabby Hayes? Make sure you watch to the end...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/earful.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Get Out Of The Car - Resisting Arrest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1514</link>
               <description>Here's a lady that just won't have any of what the officers are saying. They say 'You're under arrest.' and she says, 'No I'm Not!' and she puts up a great fight. You gotta love her reasoning here...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupidcrooks-resistingarrest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Get Out Of The Car - Resisting Arrest</media:title>
               <media:keywords>get out of the car, resisting arrest, arrest, cops, police officers, stupid people, dumb people, real footage, cops on video, police videos, funny police videos, funny police videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's a lady that just won't have any of what the officers are saying. They say 'You're under arrest.' and she says, 'No I'm Not!' and she puts up a great fight. You gotta love her reasoning here...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/resting.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dumb Robbery - Give Me My Gun!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1513</link>
               <description>When it comes to stupid crooks, this guy might be the king. Watch as the convenient store clerk easily disarms him because of his genius idea on how to get through the bullet proof glass.</description>
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               <media:title>Dumb Robbery - Give Me My Gun!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid crooks, stupid people, stupid crooks caught on tape video, bad robbery, real stupid criminals, stupid criminals, robbery gone bad, caught on tape, surveilance camera, hidden camera, surveillence camera, dumb robbers, gun gets stuck, bad robbery, gun gets caught,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When it comes to stupid crooks, this guy might be the king. Watch as the convenient store clerk easily disarms him because of his genius idea on how to get through the bullet proof glass.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/giveme.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bad Robbery - Let Me Out!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1512</link>
               <description>Now what the heck was this guy thinking? Okay, he obviously wasn't. Watch as he tries to boost a few packs of cigarettes with so much ineptness. But it doesn't stop there nope this genius gets himself locked in the store.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupidcrooks-letmeout.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bad Robbery - Let Me Out!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid crooks, stupid people, stupid crooks caught on tape video, bad robbery, let me out of here, real stupid criminals, stupid criminals, robbery gone bad, caught on tape, surveilance camera, hidden camera, surveillence camera, dumb robbers,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Now what the heck was this guy thinking? Okay, he obviously wasn't. Watch as he tries to boost a few packs of cigarettes with so much ineptness. But it doesn't stop there nope this genius gets himself locked in the store.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/letme.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Kevin Federline - PopoZao</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1510</link>
               <description>In Portuguese it means 'Bring yer Ass!' Most of you know him as Pop Tart Britney Spears' white trash husband. But now Kevin Federline, or K-Fed as he is known, is trying to make a name for himself in the music world.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/kfed-PopoZao.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kevin Federline - PopoZao</media:title>
               <media:keywords>k fed, k-fed, kevine federline, federline, britney spears, brittany spears, britney spears husband, popzao, popozao, popo zao, music, kfed</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In Portuguese it means 'Bring yer Ass!' Most of you know him as Pop Tart Britney Spears' white trash husband. But now Kevin Federline, or K-Fed as he is known, is trying to make a name for himself in the music world.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kfed.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fruitcake Lady Part 2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1471</link>
               <description>She's back… the Fruitcake Lady is back with more direct and always funny advice. Just watch without laughing… IT CAN'T HAPPEN. Sit back and enjoy another episode of Ask The Fruitcake Lady.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fruitcakelady-pt2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fruitcake Lady Part 2</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fruitcake lady, the fruitcake lady, ask the fruitcake lady, leno fruitcake lady, leno, jay leno, the tonight show, the tonight show with jay leno, fruitcake lady videos, fruitcake lady video, fruitcake, tonight show, marie rudisill,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>She's back… the Fruitcake Lady is back with more direct and always funny advice. Just watch without laughing… IT CAN'T HAPPEN. Sit back and enjoy another episode of Ask The Fruitcake Lady.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fcake.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fruitcake Lady Part 1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1470</link>
               <description>Marie Rudisill is the Fruitcake Lady and her hysterical advice on 'The Tonight Show' that she's famous for. Also check out <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1471">Part Two</a></description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fruitcakelady-pt1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fruitcake Lady Part 1</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fruitcake lady, the fruitcake lady, ask the fruitcake lady, leno fruitcake lady, leno, jay leno, the tonight show, the tonight show with jay leno, fruitcake lady videos, fruitcake lady video, fruitcake, tonight show, marie rudisill</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Marie Rudisill is the Fruitcake Lady and her hysterical advice on 'The Tonight Show' that she's famous for. Also check out <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1471">Part Two</a></media:description>
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               <title>Throw The Jew Down The Well - Ali G as Borat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1469</link>
               <description>Ali G as Borat If you've ever seen Ali G (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) as Borat the immigrant from Kazakhstan then you understand how twisted, but always funny he is.. if you never have, then watch this. Warning, it may offend you!</description>
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               <media:title>Throw The Jew Down The Well - Ali G as Borat</media:title>
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               <media:description>Ali G as Borat If you've ever seen Ali G (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) as Borat the immigrant from Kazakhstan then you understand how twisted, but always funny he is.. if you never have, then watch this. Warning, it may offend you!</media:description>
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               <title>Prank Phone Call - Al Pacino</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1468</link>
               <description>What do you get when you mix a bunch of classic Al Pacino lines from 'Glengarry Glen Ross?' One very funny, funny, funny phone prank although the very steamed guy at the other end won't agree.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/prankphonecall-alpacino.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Prank Phone Call - Al Pacino</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Prank phone call, al pacino, Glengarry glen ross, phone scam, phone prank, prank, soundboards, soundboard, crank, crank phone call, jerky boys, crank yankers, jerky boyz, prank telephone calls, prank fone calls, pranks, funny videos, funny clips, phone pranks, funny phone calls, prank phone calls, crank calls</media:keywords>
               <media:description>What do you get when you mix a bunch of classic Al Pacino lines from 'Glengarry Glen Ross?' One very funny, funny, funny phone prank although the very steamed guy at the other end won't agree.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/al.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>At Death's Door</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1460</link>
               <description>No one knows for sure what happens when a person dies, but many have come close to death's door only to survive. Many of these people have claimed to have had 'out of body experiences.'</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/MysteriousUniverse-DeathsDoor.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>At Death's Door</media:title>
               <media:keywords>deaths door, out of body experience, mysterious universe, arthur c clarke, arthur c clark, arthur clarke, arthur clark,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>No one knows for sure what happens when a person dies, but many have come close to death's door only to survive. Many of these people have claimed to have had 'out of body experiences.'</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/deathdoor.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Mysterious Universe - The Living Dead</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1459</link>
               <description>According to Haitian legend a recently deceased human being can be returned from the dead through the use of Voodoo. In this clip a family keeps there son chained up because they believe he is one of the 'undead'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/MysteriousUniverse-LivingDead.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mysterious Universe - The Living Dead</media:title>
               <media:keywords>living dead, voodoo, voo doo, cock fight, mysterious universe, arthur c clarke, arthur c clark, arthur clarke, arthur clark,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>According to Haitian legend a recently deceased human being can be returned from the dead through the use of Voodoo. In this clip a family keeps there son chained up because they believe he is one of the 'undead'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/livingdead.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Blitz - The Ultimate Speed Machine</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1438</link>
               <description>It's automotive history when a developmental engineer, designs his 'World car,' a car that runs without gasoline. But Nations will go to any length to get a piece of the action. Also known as 'Blitz.'</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/blitz-ultimatespeedmachine.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Blitz - The Ultimate Speed Machine</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Blitz - The Ultimate Speed Machine, killing cars, electro chemical automobile, cars, automobiles, movie clips, auto industries, speed machine, jurgen prochnow, automotive, corporation,  blitz dvd, automotive genius, corporate crime, senta berger, william conrad, mario krebs, Jergen Prochnow, fast cars,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's automotive history when a developmental engineer, designs his 'World car,' a car that runs without gasoline. But Nations will go to any length to get a piece of the action. Also known as 'Blitz.'</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/blitz.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1421</link>
               <description>David Hasselhoff is one of 'The Most Watched TV Stars in the World' but not many people in the US are aware of his outstanding music career as well. Here is a clip from his video, 'Hooked on a Feeling'.</description>
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               <media:title>David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling</media:title>
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               <media:description>David Hasselhoff is one of 'The Most Watched TV Stars in the World' but not many people in the US are aware of his outstanding music career as well. Here is a clip from his video, 'Hooked on a Feeling'.</media:description>
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               <title>Mentos Explosion</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1418</link>
               <description>This is so cool. Of course, I don't think Mom or Dad will like it if you do it in the house, but you may want to try this outside. Question is, will you ever eat a Mentos and then chase it down with a Soda?</description>
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               <media:title>Mentos Explosion</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is so cool. Of course, I don't think Mom or Dad will like it if you do it in the house, but you may want to try this outside. Question is, will you ever eat a Mentos and then chase it down with a Soda?</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Ooops - But He Kissed Me</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1414</link>
               <description>Here is a clip that is bizarre on so many different levels. First how does this little tap knock the guy out? Second why is the one dude trying to kiss the other? One thing is... it's pretty funny.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/imnotgay.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Ooops - But He Kissed Me</media:title>
               <media:keywords>boxing, oops - but he kissed me, strange knock outs, knock outs, knock-outs, bizzare sports, im not gay, not gay""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is a clip that is bizarre on so many different levels. First how does this little tap knock the guy out? Second why is the one dude trying to kiss the other? One thing is... it's pretty funny.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kiss.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Professional Student - Bizarre News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1411</link>
               <description>President Bush Applauds 13 Year College Student, Johnny Lechner.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bz-collegestudent.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Professional Student - Bizarre News</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Brandon Ogborn, Bizarre News, Comedy, Jokes, Humor, Bizzare, Bizzarre, Whitewater, White House, Study Abroad, National Lampoon,College Student, Undergraduate, Wisconsin</media:keywords>
               <media:description>President Bush Applauds 13 Year College Student, Johnny Lechner.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Dr. Strangelove - Precious Body Fluids</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1409</link>
               <description>Hilarious, classic scene is a must see. General Jack Ripper gives his reasons for attacking the Soviet Union.  Pay attention to Sellers as he hears Ripper.</description>
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               <media:title>Dr. Strangelove - Precious Body Fluids</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Nuclear war, the bomb, dr. strangelove, dr.strangelove, dr. strange love, strangelove, comedy, comedy classics, classic film, black comedy, black comedies, dommsday, george c. scott, peter sellers, slim pickens, sterling hayden, stanley kubrick, kubrik, films, classic, cinema greats, failsafe, academny awards, academy award winners, nuclear war, peter sellers movies, peter sellers videos, stanley kubrik movies, stanley kubrik videos, dr. strangelove - Precious Bodily Fluids, bodily fluids, dr. strangelove - precious body fluids, body fluids, stanely kubrick, stanely kubrick movie</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Hilarious, classic scene is a must see. General Jack Ripper gives his reasons for attacking the Soviet Union.  Pay attention to Sellers as he hears Ripper.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/strange.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Has Bush Fallen Off The Wagon'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1408</link>
               <description>In this hilarious clip from CBS's Late Late Show, host Craig Ferguson suspects America's Commander in Chief may have fallen of the wagon. Is President Bush drunk while giving this speech?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bushdrunk.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Has Bush Fallen Off The Wagon'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bushisims, has bush fallen off the wagon?, falling off of the wagon, president bush, w, president george w. bush, bush, the president, drunk, drunk president, funny george bush quotes, Bushisms, president george w bush, bushism, bush quote, president, fallen off the wagon, president bush drinking, president bush sucks</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this hilarious clip from CBS's Late Late Show, host Craig Ferguson suspects America's Commander in Chief may have fallen of the wagon. Is President Bush drunk while giving this speech?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wagon.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Stripping For The Sultan</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1406</link>
               <description>In this clip a group of rich oil Sultans watch a blonde strip on stage. Gyrating to the music, this is a nostalgic journey into striptease. Warning: Nudity</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slavetradeintheworldtoday-strippingforthesultan.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stripping For The Sultan</media:title>
               <media:keywords>slave trade in the world today, slave trad- stripping for the sultan, stripping for the sultan, dance of the seven veils, dance of the 7 veils, westernized, sultan, rich sultan, nudity, naked woman, strip, stripteese, stripper</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip a group of rich oil Sultans watch a blonde strip on stage. Gyrating to the music, this is a nostalgic journey into striptease. Warning: Nudity</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stripping.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Highway of Slavery</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1405</link>
               <description>Unknown to many in the world today, slavery is still a common practice throughout the world and the most popular route of this modern slave trade can be found in the deserts of Northern Africa.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slavetradeintheworldtoday-highwayofslavery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Highway of Slavery</media:title>
               <media:keywords>highway of slavery, slave trade in the world today, bizarre, northern africa,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Unknown to many in the world today, slavery is still a common practice throughout the world and the most popular route of this modern slave trade can be found in the deserts of Northern Africa.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/highway.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Slave Trade - Bride Auction</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1404</link>
               <description>In this small African fisherman village it is still a common practice to auction off the services of their wife on their wedding night. Warning: Brief Nudity.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slavetradeintheworldtoday-brideauction.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Slave Trade - Bride Auction</media:title>
               <media:keywords>slave trade in the world today, slave trade - bride auction, bride auction, ritual, rituals, bizarre, african fisherman, slave auction</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this small African fisherman village it is still a common practice to auction off the services of their wife on their wedding night. Warning: Brief Nudity.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bride.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Of The Dead - The Funeral Procession</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1403</link>
               <description>Get a rare glimpse into a rural Funeral Procession in the Asian country of Thailand. Villages from the surrounding area converge for many days of feasting and celebration.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ofthedead-thaifuneralprocession.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Of The Dead - The Funeral Procession</media:title>
               <media:keywords>of the dead, the funeral procession, rituals, ritual, funeral, death, bizarre</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Get a rare glimpse into a rural Funeral Procession in the Asian country of Thailand. Villages from the surrounding area converge for many days of feasting and celebration.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/procession.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Mexican Bull Fighting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1402</link>
               <description>Bullfighting has, for a very long time, been a very popular form of entertainment in Mexico. It is seen as an exciting display of the skill and bravery of the Matadors.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ofthedead-mexicanbullfighting.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mexican Bull Fighting</media:title>
               <media:keywords>of the dead, mexican bull fighting, bull fighting, bullfighting, bizarre, rituals, ritual</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bullfighting has, for a very long time, been a very popular form of entertainment in Mexico. It is seen as an exciting display of the skill and bravery of the Matadors.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bullfight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Cryogenics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1401</link>
               <description>Many people believe that one day medical science will have the technology to keep humans alive. But until that day comes, a handful of people are deep freezing themselves in hopes that one day they will come back from the dead.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ofthedead-cryogenics.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cryogenics</media:title>
               <media:keywords>of the dead, cryogenics, icy cold, cryonics, bizarre, cryonics, cryopreserving,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Many people believe that one day medical science will have the technology to keep humans alive. But until that day comes, a handful of people are deep freezing themselves in hopes that one day they will come back from the dead.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cryo.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Japanese Burger Magic</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1377</link>
               <description>Who wouldn't love to be able to pull a hamburger out of a poster? This magician does it and then amazingly takes a bite, puts the burger back onto the poster and the picture now has a bite missing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japaneseburgermagic.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Japanese Burger Magic</media:title>
               <media:keywords>magic, magic trick, magic tricks, fast food magic, japanese tricks, funny videos, video clip of magic tricks, insane magic tricks, magic videos, video clip of magic, burger magic trick, burger magic, hamburger, hamburger clip, hamburger trick, hamburger magic, hamburger poster,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Who wouldn't love to be able to pull a hamburger out of a poster? This magician does it and then amazingly takes a bite, puts the burger back onto the poster and the picture now has a bite missing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/burger.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Colorful Bouncing Balls</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1357</link>
               <description>Nicolai Fuglsig used 250,000 bright-coloured bouncy balls for the Sony HD-compatible Tv. To highlight how much colour you'll be getting, Fuglisg filled a hilly San Francisco street with the multicolour balls.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bouncingballs.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Colorful Bouncing Balls</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bouncy ball, bouncy balls, bouncing balls, Nicolai Fuglsig, san fransico, sony, commercial, sony commercial, colored balls, balls in streets,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Nicolai Fuglsig used 250,000 bright-coloured bouncy balls for the Sony HD-compatible Tv. To highlight how much colour you'll be getting, Fuglisg filled a hilly San Francisco street with the multicolour balls.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/color.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Criss Angel - Walking Through Glass</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1332</link>
               <description>Considered by many as the greatest illusionist ever seen, this trick features 'Magician' Chris Angel as he defies all logic and laws of physics to 'walk through' this store front window.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chrisangel-glass.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Criss Angel - Walking Through Glass</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chris angel - walking through glass, chris angel, chris angle, magic, walk through glass, magician, strange, amazing video, magical, illusionist, magic tricks, magic trick, criss angel, criss</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Considered by many as the greatest illusionist ever seen, this trick features 'Magician' Chris Angel as he defies all logic and laws of physics to 'walk through' this store front window.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/glass.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Reefer Madness - The Pot Party</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1305</link>
               <description>This cult classic film was used to steer kids away from using marijuana. In this clip watch as these teenagers become promiscuous after smoking marijuana.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reefermadness-potparty.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Reefer Madness - The Pot Party</media:title>
               <media:keywords>pot party, the pot party, reefer madness, propaganda film, propaganda, cult classic, cult movie, cult hit, marijuana, pot, reefer, mary jane, weed, pot, bud,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This cult classic film was used to steer kids away from using marijuana. In this clip watch as these teenagers become promiscuous after smoking marijuana.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/madness.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Reefer Madness - Play It Faster</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1304</link>
               <description>Reefer Madness is a bizarre film made in 1936 to try to stop kids from experimenting with marijuana. In this clip Ralph becomes paranoid when Jack enters the room. Because Ralph's thinking is blurred he believes Jack has come to kill him.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reefermadness-playitfaster.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Reefer Madness - Play It Faster</media:title>
               <media:keywords>reefer madness, reefer, propaganda film, propaganda, cult classic, cult hit, marijuana, mary jane, pot, play it faster, 1940, weed, bud, hash, pot, roach,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Reefer Madness is a bizarre film made in 1936 to try to stop kids from experimenting with marijuana. In this clip Ralph becomes paranoid when Jack enters the room. Because Ralph's thinking is blurred he believes Jack has come to kill him.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reefer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Elephant Rampage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1301</link>
               <description>After spending its' life in captivity entertaining humans, this elephant decided it wasn't going to take it anymore and went on a rampage through a restaurant crushing everything in sight.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/elephantrampage.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Elephant Rampage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>elephant, elephants, zoo, circus, animal, animals, elephant rampage, rampage, escaped animal, on the loose, escape, mistreated animals, raging animals, animals gone wild, animal clip, animal video, wild animals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After spending its' life in captivity entertaining humans, this elephant decided it wasn't going to take it anymore and went on a rampage through a restaurant crushing everything in sight.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/elephantramp.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Nuclear Test Footage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1300</link>
               <description>Here is some archival footage of nuclear testing that took place in the 1950's. Set to music this clips shows the sheer power that was harnessed with the nuclear bomb.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/nucleartest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Nuclear Test Footage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>military, politics, a-bomb, atom bomb, nuclear, nuclear testing, nuclear tests, army, nuclear bomb, nuclear bomb footage, nuclear test footage, military video, a bomb, nuclear test footage, bombs, bomb, big bomb, war footage, disaster</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is some archival footage of nuclear testing that took place in the 1950's. Set to music this clips shows the sheer power that was harnessed with the nuclear bomb.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nuclar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Real Life Exorcism Footage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1298</link>
               <description>Since the beginning of man stories of demonic possession have been passed from generation to generation. Here is real life footage of an exorcism to rid a human of the demon trapped inside.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/exorcism.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Real Life Exorcism Footage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>exorcism, exorcism footage, real exorcism, real footage, demon possession, ghosts, demon, supernatural, real life exorcism footage, real life footage, bizarre, scary, possesed, deamons, super natural</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Since the beginning of man stories of demonic possession have been passed from generation to generation. Here is real life footage of an exorcism to rid a human of the demon trapped inside.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/exor.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Mexican Target Practice</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1188</link>
               <description>Witness this bizarre training exercise where the Mexican police force use people holding targets for practice. New meaning to the word- Macho!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mexicantargetpractice.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mexican Target Practice</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Mondo Cane, Mondo Cane 2, Weird, Bizarre, Strange, Odd, rituals, Bizarre rituals, police, police methods, target practice, strange, strange films, films,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Witness this bizarre training exercise where the Mexican police force use people holding targets for practice. New meaning to the word- Macho!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mexicantarget.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Religious Ritual - Mortifying the Body</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1187</link>
               <description>Hundreds of people participate in a bizarre religious ritual of traveling on their knees for miles and literally licking the pavement- all in the name of seeking salvation.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/religiousritual-mortifingthebody.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Religious Ritual - Mortifying the Body</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Mondo Cane, Mondo Cane 2, Weird, Bizarre, Strange, Odd, rituals, Bizarre rituals,  strange, strange films, films, religion, religious rituals, Catholic, Catholics, catholic rituals, mortification of the flesh, self-inflicted wounds, devotion, mondo canne, mortifying the body, bizarre video, bizarre video clips, self mutilation, self mutilation clips, cult classic, cult classic video, weird human behavior, strange human behavior,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Hundreds of people participate in a bizarre religious ritual of traveling on their knees for miles and literally licking the pavement- all in the name of seeking salvation.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/religiousbody.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Indian Fire Walking</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1186</link>
               <description>Every year thousands of people in India participate in the ritual of walking over red-hot embers as a devotional exercise. This footage captures the strange ritual.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/indianfirewalking.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Indian Fire Walking</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Mondo Cane, Mondo Cane 2, Weird, Bizarre, Strange, Odd, rituals, Bizarre rituals,  strange, strange films, films, religion, religious rituals, Catholic, Catholics, catholic rituals, mortification of the flesh, self-inflicted wounds, devotion, Hindu rituals, Indian rituals, fire walking</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Every year thousands of people in India participate in the ritual of walking over red-hot embers as a devotional exercise. This footage captures the strange ritual.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firewalking.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Trading Spouses - Margaret Meltdown</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1178</link>
               <description>The popular television show Trading Spouses featured families who would switch mothers. But when Margaret, the devout Christian started living with an atheist family, she has a breakdown like the show has never seen.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tradingspouses-margaret.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Trading Spouses - Margaret Meltdown</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bizarre clips, stupid human tricks, trading spouses, trading spouses - margaret meltdown, tv clips, switching mothers, wife swap, margaret, FOX, trading spouses meltdown, trading spouses video clips, god warrior, trading spouses psycho, trading spouses crazy, trading spouses christian, trading spouses crazy lady, trading spaces god warrior, meet your new mommy, trading spouses crazy woman, crazy lady on trading spouses, perring family video, trading spouses perrin family, trading spouses gargoyle</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The popular television show Trading Spouses featured families who would switch mothers. But when Margaret, the devout Christian started living with an atheist family, she has a breakdown like the show has never seen.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/trading.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Vietnam - Effects of Napalm</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1151</link>
               <description>During the Vietnam war of the 1960's the United States Military's use of Napalm was highly contested among rights activists across the globe. But it was one famous photograph to bring the issue to the forefront.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/vietnam-napalm.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Vietnam - Effects of Napalm</media:title>
               <media:keywords>history clips, bizarre clips, vietnam, vietnam, napalm, military clips, rights activists, nam, 1960s, the 60s, famous photograph, famous picture, war, conflict,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During the Vietnam war of the 1960's the United States Military's use of Napalm was highly contested among rights activists across the globe. But it was one famous photograph to bring the issue to the forefront.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nap.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Scare Tactics - Little Demon Man</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1050</link>
               <description>The Scifi channel show Scare Tactics is growing in popularity and there's no wonder why. Watch this clip where a lab assistant is terrified by a genetically altered mutant.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scaretactics.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Scare Tactics - Little Demon Man</media:title>
               <media:keywords>scifi, scare tactics, little demons, scare tactics little demon man, scared, shannon doherty, stephen baldwin, sci-fi channel, scare tactics video clips, little demon man on video, video clips from scare tactics, scary midgets, pranks, pranks on video, practical jokes, practical jokes on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Scifi channel show Scare Tactics is growing in popularity and there's no wonder why. Watch this clip where a lab assistant is terrified by a genetically altered mutant.</media:description>
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               <title>Happy Birthday Prank</title>
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               <title>Pissing Alcohol</title>
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               <description>After a night of some heavy drinking, a couple of guys decide to dip their sleeping friend's hand into a bowl of warm water. Will it make him piss? You bet it will.</description>
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               <title>Dog Bite</title>
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               <description>This woman continues to bring her dog out in public even though he tends to bite others. Watch as this is caught on tape and she admits the dog bites her vagina and her other labs penis.</description>
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               <media:description>This woman continues to bring her dog out in public even though he tends to bite others. Watch as this is caught on tape and she admits the dog bites her vagina and her other labs penis.</media:description>
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               <title>Human Monkey</title>
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               <description>Check out the guy who has earned the nickname 'The Human Monkey.' The way he scales the bleachers is just not humanlike! Will be be able to climb his way to the top?</description>
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               <media:description>Check out the guy who has earned the nickname 'The Human Monkey.' The way he scales the bleachers is just not humanlike! Will be be able to climb his way to the top?</media:description>
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               <title>Luis Guzman - Throwing A Hissy Fit -Mature</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=974</link>
               <description>While on the set filming the gross out comedy 'Waiting', Hollywood character actor, Luis Guzman and first time director Rob McKittrick decide to play a joke on the rest of the cast by pretending to argue.</description>
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               <media:description>While on the set filming the gross out comedy 'Waiting', Hollywood character actor, Luis Guzman and first time director Rob McKittrick decide to play a joke on the rest of the cast by pretending to argue.</media:description>
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               <title>Cricket Spitting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=969</link>
               <description>Cricket Spitting will more than likely not be featured at the next Olympic Games, but it has seen a growing interest from people all over the world, from the US, to England and Australia.</description>
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               <media:description>Cricket Spitting will more than likely not be featured at the next Olympic Games, but it has seen a growing interest from people all over the world, from the US, to England and Australia.</media:description>
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               <title>Backwards Bowler</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=968</link>
               <description>Most people have a hard enough time bowling facing forward, but this guy has mastered the art of bowling backwards. He's used this method of bowling for nearly four years and has an average of 184. Impressive!</description>
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               <title>Amazing Adoption - Cat Adopts Squirrel/Two-headed Turtle</title>
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               <description>Strange things happen in nature and these two stories are no exception. The first tale is of an orphan squirrel that has been adopted by a nursing cat, and the second is of a two-headed turtle.</description>
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               <title>Tonight Show - Charlize Theron</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=946</link>
               <description>Charlize Theron visits Jay Leno and recalls her moment at the Premiere magazine's annual Women in Film ceremony when she was on stage and decided to kiss Shirley MacLaine's butt…. literally.</description>
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               <title>They Ain't Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=916</link>
               <description>Who the hell is this Kinky Friedman and how can I get this album? I wonder how many crosses were burned on his lawn in Texas. Want to know why you've never heard of the Kinkster? Just reread the title to this song.</description>
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               <media:description>Who the hell is this Kinky Friedman and how can I get this album? I wonder how many crosses were burned on his lawn in Texas. Want to know why you've never heard of the Kinkster? Just reread the title to this song.</media:description>
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               <title>Kinky Friedman - Asshole From El Paso</title>
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               <description>Was Kinky serious or trying to force social consciousness when he wrote this song? An interesting bit of trivia is that Kinky served in the Peace Corps after graduating college. Asshole from El Paso indeed!</description>
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               <media:description>Was Kinky serious or trying to force social consciousness when he wrote this song? An interesting bit of trivia is that Kinky served in the Peace Corps after graduating college. Asshole from El Paso indeed!</media:description>
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               <title>Elvis - The Robo Cat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=901</link>
               <description>Elvis the cat was involved in an accident and lost the use of his rear legs. His owner Carlo has developed a robotic platform to help him regain the use of his mobility. Watch Elvis motor around in his mobile device!</description>
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               <media:title>Elvis - The Robo Cat</media:title>
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               <media:description>Elvis the cat was involved in an accident and lost the use of his rear legs. His owner Carlo has developed a robotic platform to help him regain the use of his mobility. Watch Elvis motor around in his mobile device!</media:description>
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               <title>Extras - Ben Stiller</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=897</link>
               <description>When funnyman Ben Stiller directs a movie, he takes it seriously. And when there is an extra on the set who isn't taking his job serious, Mr. Stiller will let them know. Even if they are only 10 years old.</description>
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               <media:title>Extras - Ben Stiller</media:title>
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               <media:description>When funnyman Ben Stiller directs a movie, he takes it seriously. And when there is an extra on the set who isn't taking his job serious, Mr. Stiller will let them know. Even if they are only 10 years old.</media:description>
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               <title>Don't Tease The Fat Kid</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=895</link>
               <description>It appears that this group of college kids picked on the fat kid one too many times. And sometimes that's all it takes before someone gets seriously hurt, or punctured if you will.</description>
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               <media:title>Don't Tease The Fat Kid</media:title>
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               <media:description>It appears that this group of college kids picked on the fat kid one too many times. And sometimes that's all it takes before someone gets seriously hurt, or punctured if you will.</media:description>
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               <title>Pillow Fight Below The Belt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=894</link>
               <description>You would think that if you found yourself in the middle of a pillow fight and got hit below the belt it wouldn't hurt as bad. That's not the case with the kid in this video.</description>
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               <title>She's A Robot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=885</link>
               <description>It wasn't long ago when realistic looking androids were only possible in Science Fiction stories, but with the technological advances we have made, we are getting closer to robots that act like live human beings.</description>
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               <media:description>It wasn't long ago when realistic looking androids were only possible in Science Fiction stories, but with the technological advances we have made, we are getting closer to robots that act like live human beings.</media:description>
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               <title>Building Jumping</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=877</link>
               <description>This guy has a unusual way of getting around town. Watch this cool video as he jumps from building to building, does flips, and more to get from A to B.</description>
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               <media:description>This guy has a unusual way of getting around town. Watch this cool video as he jumps from building to building, does flips, and more to get from A to B.</media:description>
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               <title>Head Fighting - That's Gotta Hurt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=876</link>
               <description>These two guys were about to get into a fight and decided to set some rules and go head to head instead... Literally. There are no hands or feet allowed in this fight, just skulls.</description>
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               <title>Taxi Cab Confessions - Hookers  - Mature</title>
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               <description>When a taxi driver picks up their next customer in the heart of New York City, you never know who they're going to get. This guy for example has an excessive taste for prostitutes. (Warning: Adult Content)</description>
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               <title>Family Guy Puke Contest</title>
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               <description>There's one last piece of pie in the fridge and Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie all want it. So what better way to determine who gets it other than to drink some ipecac and the last to puke wins?</description>
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               <media:title>Family Guy Puke Contest</media:title>
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               <media:description>There's one last piece of pie in the fridge and Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie all want it. So what better way to determine who gets it other than to drink some ipecac and the last to puke wins?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/puke.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Jon Stewart on Crossfire Pt. 2</title>
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               <description>On October 15, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' appeared on CNN's Crossfire. Many believe his exchange with bow-tied Tucker Carlson led to the show's cancellation.</description>
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               <media:description>On October 15, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' appeared on CNN's Crossfire. Many believe his exchange with bow-tied Tucker Carlson led to the show's cancellation.</media:description>
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               <title>Jon Stewart on Crossfire Pt. 1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=787</link>
               <description>On October 15, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' appeared on CNN's Crossfire. Many believe his exchange with bow-tied Tucker Carlson led to the show's cancellation.</description>
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               <media:title>Jon Stewart on Crossfire Pt. 1</media:title>
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               <media:description>On October 15, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' appeared on CNN's Crossfire. Many believe his exchange with bow-tied Tucker Carlson led to the show's cancellation.</media:description>
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               <title>Stupid Human Tricks - Crying Milk</title>
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               <title>Sex Talk with Sue Johanson  - Adult Content</title>
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               <description>There is just something bizarre about a woman old enough to be your grandmother giving sexual advice on her own television show. But what's even more bizarre is when she's holding a fake penis while giving advice.</description>
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               <title>Woman Being Tazed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=778</link>
               <description>If you ever get pulled over by the police on a routine traffic stop and they ask you to step out of the vehicle or they are going to shoot you with a taser gun, chances are they're not joking around with you.</description>
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               <media:description>If you ever get pulled over by the police on a routine traffic stop and they ask you to step out of the vehicle or they are going to shoot you with a taser gun, chances are they're not joking around with you.</media:description>
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               <title>Want A Dollar</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=769</link>
               <description>A crazy reporter decides she wants to give back to the community by offering a dollar to several people and finds out it's harder that she thought.</description>
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               <media:title>Want A Dollar</media:title>
               <media:keywords>dollar giveaway, reporter tries to give a dollar away, giving a dollar, reporter stunt, want a dollar, free money, prank, news report, community, giving back, money giveaway,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A crazy reporter decides she wants to give back to the community by offering a dollar to several people and finds out it's harder that she thought.</media:description>
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               <title>Awesome Air Footage - Phoenix</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=767</link>
               <description>Here is some amazing footage of an Air Force flight over the ocean. As the jet releases a barrage of heat seeking missile decoys watch the draft following the jet create an amazing image in the background.</description>
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               <media:title>Awesome Air Footage - Phoenix</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is some amazing footage of an Air Force flight over the ocean. As the jet releases a barrage of heat seeking missile decoys watch the draft following the jet create an amazing image in the background.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/angel.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Sparks Fly - Jet Blue Emergency Landing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=755</link>
               <description>On September 21, 2005 146 passenger on a Jet Blue flight took the flight of their lives. After experiencing problems with a faulty front landing gear turned sideways. Here is their incredible landing.</description>
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               <media:title>Sparks Fly - Jet Blue Emergency Landing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>flight 292, plane landing, plane troubles, commericial airlines, commerical flights, lax, emergency landing, commercial airlines, commercial flights, jet, jet blue, Jet Crash, Sparks Fly, fly, emergency, emergency landing, plane, Disasters, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>On September 21, 2005 146 passenger on a Jet Blue flight took the flight of their lives. After experiencing problems with a faulty front landing gear turned sideways. Here is their incredible landing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/jetblue.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Feathery Michael Jackson Imitator</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=717</link>
               <description>Have you ever seen a bird 'Moonwalk'? If not you have to check this out. It starts off as your average wild life show when all of a sudden it turns into a full blown feathered dance party.</description>
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               <media:title>Feathery Michael Jackson Imitator</media:title>
               <media:keywords>jackson, michael jackson, bird, dancing bird, michael jackson dancing bird, funny animal, funny animals, michael jackson imitator</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you ever seen a bird 'Moonwalk'? If not you have to check this out. It starts off as your average wild life show when all of a sudden it turns into a full blown feathered dance party.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bird.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Magic Cards</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=716</link>
               <description>It's amazing what some people can do with a deck of cards. Watch as this magician uses the four aces in a deck of cards and makes one of them vanish into thin air… then magically reappear.</description>
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               <media:title>Magic Cards</media:title>
               <media:keywords>magic, tricks, magic tricks, cards, card tricks, magician,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's amazing what some people can do with a deck of cards. Watch as this magician uses the four aces in a deck of cards and makes one of them vanish into thin air… then magically reappear.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/trick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Basketball Fight - Pacers vs. Pistons</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=715</link>
               <description>November 19, 2004. NBA Pacer Ron Arteste fouls Detroit's Ben Wallace which sparks a bench clearing brawl. As things start to cool down, a fan throws a cup full of beer at Artest who in turn charges the stands.</description>
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               <media:title>Basketball Fight - Pacers vs. Pistons</media:title>
               <media:keywords>detroit pistons, indiana pacers, basketball fight, nba fight, artest fight, ron artest, stephen jackson, sport fight, pacers vs pistons, nba, pistons, pacers, basketball, basketball game, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>November 19, 2004. NBA Pacer Ron Arteste fouls Detroit's Ben Wallace which sparks a bench clearing brawl. As things start to cool down, a fan throws a cup full of beer at Artest who in turn charges the stands.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ron.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bizarre Japanese Stunt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=641</link>
               <description>This young woman exhibits her unique ability on a television talent show. Some kind of special effect, double jointedness, or magic trick, however she pulls it off the effect is surprising and even a little creepy!</description>
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               <media:title>Bizarre Japanese Stunt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Japanese behedding, talent show winner, funny home movies, comedy clips, funny clips, funny video clips, comedy video clips, clean comedy video clips, bizarre clips, japanese clips, funny people, stunt clips, stunt clip,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This young woman exhibits her unique ability on a television talent show. Some kind of special effect, double jointedness, or magic trick, however she pulls it off the effect is surprising and even a little creepy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stunt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Actual Car Crash</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=634</link>
               <description>This is unbelievable footage of a car crash. When you watch this, picture yourself as the motorcycle rider… what would've been going through your mind!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/amazingcarcrash.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Actual Car Crash</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is unbelievable footage of a car crash. When you watch this, picture yourself as the motorcycle rider… what would've been going through your mind!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/carcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Actual Dust Devil Footage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=630</link>
               <description>We've heard the term Dust Devil, but many of us don't know what it is. Here is real footage of one of the biggest Dust Devils ever seen. This one attacks on a sports field.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dustdevil.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Actual Dust Devil Footage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Dust demon, tornado, nature, real tornado footage, japanese tornado, dust storm, dust devil, actual dust devil footage, weather footage, storm footage, storm videos, caught on tape, storm stories,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>We've heard the term Dust Devil, but many of us don't know what it is. Here is real footage of one of the biggest Dust Devils ever seen. This one attacks on a sports field.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dust.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Helicopter Crash On First Flight</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=599</link>
               <description>In this amazing video, a pilot just purchased his helicopter and had never checked out on flying it. He got tired of waiting for his instructor and decided to lift off without him. He crashed within 15 seconds and walked away.</description>
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               <media:title>Helicopter Crash On First Flight</media:title>
               <media:keywords>helicopter, helicopter crashes, crashes, helicopter videos, helicopter video clips, crash video clips, pilot clips, pilot error, stupid pilots</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this amazing video, a pilot just purchased his helicopter and had never checked out on flying it. He got tired of waiting for his instructor and decided to lift off without him. He crashed within 15 seconds and walked away.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/choppercrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Redneck Jam</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=582</link>
               <description>Attention, All Rednecks! Here's a slideshow, complimented by the timeless 'Dueling Banjos', that shows why it's good to be a redneck. We salute you... and your unique hairstyle.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/redneckjam.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Redneck Jam</media:title>
               <media:keywords>redneck clip, redneck music video, if you were a redneck, hillbilly clip, hillbilly humor, redneck living, hillbilly, hick flick, dueling banjos, slide show, Redneck Jam</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Attention, All Rednecks! Here's a slideshow, complimented by the timeless 'Dueling Banjos', that shows why it's good to be a redneck. We salute you... and your unique hairstyle.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/redneck.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Get Christie Love - One Bad Mama</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=579</link>
               <description>Somewhat based on the highly entertaining hit 'Blacksploitation' movies of the mid-seventies, Get Christie Love was first seen as a TV-movie in 1974. Watch this clip as Christie proves she is One Bad Mama.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/christielove-badmama.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Get Christie Love - One Bad Mama</media:title>
               <media:keywords>christie love, teresa graves, 1970's movie, 70's movie, dorothy uhnak novel, aaron spelling tv series, erin spelling tv series, harry guardino, captain casey reardon, paul stevens, enzo cortino, louise sorel, helena varga, tracy roberts, gwen fenley, debbie dozier, andy romano, sergeant seymour greenberg, lee paul, max loomis, lynne holmes, celia jackson, one bad mama, one bad momma, get christie love, get christy love, get kristy love, movies, blaxpoitation films, black explotation films, video clips, blaxplotation films, blaxplotation videos, pam grier, black actresses, female detectives, black female detectives, heroine blaxploitation, foxy brwon, Reservoir Dogs</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Somewhat based on the highly entertaining hit 'Blacksploitation' movies of the mid-seventies, Get Christie Love was first seen as a TV-movie in 1974. Watch this clip as Christie proves she is One Bad Mama.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/love.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Fudge Packer Pt. 2 -Mature</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=572</link>
               <description>We already know what Billy's dad the fudge packer does after he comes home from work. Now in part 2, Billy's dad lets him in on what really happens in a day of the life of a fudge packer.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fudgepacker2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fudge Packer Pt. 2 -Mature</media:title>
               <media:keywords>billy, billy's dad, fudge packer, spoof, billy's dad is a fudge-packer, comedy, humor, mature, adult humor,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>We already know what Billy's dad the fudge packer does after he comes home from work. Now in part 2, Billy's dad lets him in on what really happens in a day of the life of a fudge packer.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fudge2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Fudge Packer Pt. 1 -Mature</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=571</link>
               <description>Life can be tough for the son of a fudge packer. Just ask Billy, his dad packs fudge at the local candy factory. And when he comes home after a long day of packing fudge, he just wants to relax.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fudgepacker1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fudge Packer Pt. 1 -Mature</media:title>
               <media:keywords>billy, billy's dad, fudge packer, spoof, billy's dad is a fudge-packer, comedy, humor, mature, adult humor,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Life can be tough for the son of a fudge packer. Just ask Billy, his dad packs fudge at the local candy factory. And when he comes home after a long day of packing fudge, he just wants to relax.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fudge1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Extreme Karate Comedy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=570</link>
               <description>Here's a clip that features a mixture of comedy, karate and little bit of special effects. Don't expect to see Penn and Teller throw this extremely unique bit into their next comedy show.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/karatecomedy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Extreme Karate Comedy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>karate, japanese, japan, stunts, television, tv, comedy karate, karate comedy, extreme, japenese comedy, magic, illusions, funny, humorous, martial arts, judo,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's a clip that features a mixture of comedy, karate and little bit of special effects. Don't expect to see Penn and Teller throw this extremely unique bit into their next comedy show.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/karate.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
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               <title>Bizarre Japanese Game Show Stunt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=567</link>
               <description>If there is any country in the world with its own unique style of television game shows, it has got to be Japan. I'm not sure what the point of this game show is, but it sure is funny.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japanesegameshowstunt.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bizarre Japanese Game Show Stunt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>japan, japanese, bizarre, game show, stunts, nylon, pig face, television, tv, japanese tv, japan tv, Japan, niko-niko punsuka hamuemon, Japanese game show skit, Japanese skit, funny video, Japanese game show videos, Japanese game show video clips, bizarre clips, game show clips, funny clips, stupid people, stupid people clips, funny human clips,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If there is any country in the world with its own unique style of television game shows, it has got to be Japan. I'm not sure what the point of this game show is, but it sure is funny.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/gamestunt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>The Blind Swordsman</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=565</link>
               <description>With degrees in multiple martial arts, Sonny Chiba's fighting style brought a new air of brutality to the screen. Because of this, in 1974 this film was the first to be rated X for violence, as seen in this intense clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/streetfighter_blind.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Blind Swordsman</media:title>
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               <media:description>With degrees in multiple martial arts, Sonny Chiba's fighting style brought a new air of brutality to the screen. Because of this, in 1974 this film was the first to be rated X for violence, as seen in this intense clip.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/blind1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Mob Hit Gone Bad</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=564</link>
               <description>Sony Chiba plays Terry Tsurugi in the legendary cult classic Street Fighter. Terry is a mercenary who has taken on a job for the Yakuza. But instead of paying him, the mob sends a hit squad to take Terry out. Bad idea.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/streetfighter_mob.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mob Hit Gone Bad</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Martial arts, Sonny Chiba, Terry Tsurugi, karate school, dojo, defeat at the dojo, karate fight, street fighter, street fighter, 1974 Martial Arts classic, street fighter dvd, fight scenes, martial art clips, fighting clips,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Sony Chiba plays Terry Tsurugi in the legendary cult classic Street Fighter. Terry is a mercenary who has taken on a job for the Yakuza. But instead of paying him, the mob sends a hit squad to take Terry out. Bad idea.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Street Fighter - Defeat At The Dojo</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=563</link>
               <description>Martial arts legend Sonny Chiba plays Terry Tsurugi, a tough mercenary who isn't afraid to take on the dirtier jobs...that includes battling an entire karate school. But the master hands Terry a humiliating defeat.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/streetfighter_defeat.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Street Fighter - Defeat At The Dojo</media:title>
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               <media:description>Martial arts legend Sonny Chiba plays Terry Tsurugi, a tough mercenary who isn't afraid to take on the dirtier jobs...that includes battling an entire karate school. But the master hands Terry a humiliating defeat.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/defeat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Tony Hawk Meet Tony Dog</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=555</link>
               <description>Move over Tony Hawk, there's a new 'Top Dog' in the sport of skateboarding. But unlike other dogs you may have seen on skateboards, this one actually steers. And don't get too upset when he crashes, he knows its all part of the sport.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tonydog.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tony Hawk Meet Tony Dog</media:title>
               <media:keywords>skateboarding dog, amazing animal tricks, amazing dog tricks, dog rides skateboard, skate boarding dog, animal tricks, dog tricks, man's best friend, skateboard dog, dog on skateboard, unbelievable video, skateboarders, unbelievable skateboarding, unbelievable skateboard tricks, dog skateboards, animal video, dog video, doggie tricks, Tony Hawk Meet Tony Dog,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Move over Tony Hawk, there's a new 'Top Dog' in the sport of skateboarding. But unlike other dogs you may have seen on skateboards, this one actually steers. And don't get too upset when he crashes, he knows its all part of the sport.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tonydog.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pride Fighting: Spectacular Submissions</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=554</link>
               <description>All across the globe the sport of Pride Fighting is gaining popularity. In this clip you will see a collection of great submission moves inside the ring. These moves show how the sport is.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pridesubmissions.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pride Fighting: Spectacular Submissions</media:title>
               <media:keywords>boxing, pride fighting, legendary event in Japan, Jiu Jitsu, Judo, wrestling, martial arts, knock outs, knock out, Kimo, dan "the beast" severn, dan severn, gary big daddy goodridge, the russian bear, oleg taktarov, renzo gracie, rickson gracie, mark kerr, kazushi sakuraba, rickson gracie, nobuhiko takada, royler gracie, yuhi sano, akira shoji, juan mott, Spectacular Submissions, Pride Fighting: Spectacular Submissions, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>All across the globe the sport of Pride Fighting is gaining popularity. In this clip you will see a collection of great submission moves inside the ring. These moves show how the sport is.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pridesub.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pride Fighting: A Vicious Goose Egg</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=553</link>
               <description>Pride Fighter Ralph White squares off against fighter Branko Cikatic in this down and dirty battle. This clip shows dirty fighting Cikatic give White a huge goose egg with a vicious shin kick while he is down.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pridegooseegg.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pride Fighting: A Vicious Goose Egg</media:title>
               <media:keywords>boxing, pride fighting, legendary event in Japan, Jiu Jitsu, Judo, wrestling, martial arts, knock outs, knock out, Kimo, ralph white, branko cikatic, vicious shin kick, knock down, prize fight, prize fighting, Aa vicious goose egg, goose egg, fighting,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Pride Fighter Ralph White squares off against fighter Branko Cikatic in this down and dirty battle. This clip shows dirty fighting Cikatic give White a huge goose egg with a vicious shin kick while he is down.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/prideegg.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Smack Fest 2005</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=525</link>
               <description>Queens GO! Brooklyn GO! The ever popular 92.7 Summer Jam Smackfest is back with two new contestants battling it out for the title and the cash prize. This time we have a representative from both Queens and Brooklyn.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slapfest-2005.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Smack Fest 2005</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bitch slapping, slap fest, smack fest, radio station contest, slap contest, bitch slap, girls fighting, hot 97 radio station, smack fest 2005, smackfest 2005, smackfest banned, banned contest, smack fest contest, bitchslap showdown, bitchslap, chick fight, chick fights, girl fights, girl fights, girlfight, girlfights, girl fighting, chick fights on video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Queens GO! Brooklyn GO! The ever popular 92.7 Summer Jam Smackfest is back with two new contestants battling it out for the title and the cash prize. This time we have a representative from both Queens and Brooklyn.</media:description>
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               <title>Tom Cruise: Squirted!</title>
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               <title>Jim Everett - 'Don't Call Me Chris'</title>
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               <description>In the Mid-1990's on the popular ESPN2 talk show, Talk2, quarterback Jim Everett came to blows with the host of the show, Jim Rome after Rome continued to call Everett 'Chris' in reference to the famous female tennis star of the same last name.</description>
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               <title>Unbelievable Sports Feats</title>
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               <description>The Chinese have always been known for their Ping-Pong or Tennis Table abilities. And in this clip you can see the best of the best along with some other unbelievable moments in sports.</description>
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               <media:description>The Chinese have always been known for their Ping-Pong or Tennis Table abilities. And in this clip you can see the best of the best along with some other unbelievable moments in sports.</media:description>
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               <title>Funny College Pranks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=519</link>
               <description>What happens when you put a bunch of college kids in a dorm and supply them with a video camera? You get some Funny College Pranks. I guess as long as it's not happening to you it's funny.</description>
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               <title>Mixx News</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=490</link>
               <description>Whether it is Government Cheese or Fat Kid Parks find out the real story with Mixx News - News that Matters Sort of.</description>
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               <title>Scream Pranks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=479</link>
               <description>From dogs to people everyone and anything is this guys target. Watch this hilarious clip to see the reactions the scream guy gets.</description>
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               <media:title>Scream Pranks</media:title>
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               <media:description>From dogs to people everyone and anything is this guys target. Watch this hilarious clip to see the reactions the scream guy gets.</media:description>
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               <title>Irritation Through Ineffeciency</title>
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               <description>With the help of John Cleese and fellow Monty Python members, British comedy was known for its dry wit and clever humor. In this skit from John Cleese's 'How to Irritate People' you'll learn that British Humor is all about delivery.</description>
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               <media:description>With the help of John Cleese and fellow Monty Python members, British comedy was known for its dry wit and clever humor. In this skit from John Cleese's 'How to Irritate People' you'll learn that British Humor is all about delivery.</media:description>
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               <title>Pepperpots In A Cinema</title>
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               <description>Before the super comedy troupe Monty Python formed in the late sixties, member John Cleese produced the television special 'How to Irritate People'.  This skit, 'The Pepperpots in a Cinema' is a classic example of 'Pre-Python' humor.</description>
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               <media:description>Before the super comedy troupe Monty Python formed in the late sixties, member John Cleese produced the television special 'How to Irritate People'.  This skit, 'The Pepperpots in a Cinema' is a classic example of 'Pre-Python' humor.</media:description>
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               <title>Celebrity Falls</title>
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               <description>We can''t help it. There's just something about other people falling that makes us laugh. What's even more humorous is when the person falling is a celebrity. Check out this collection of Celebrity Falls.</description>
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               <title>Patches the Horse</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=422</link>
               <description>In this clip see how Patches the Horse proves that even the largest of pets have personality by taking joy rides and munching on cheese burgers. Also featured in this clip, a couple of guys with way too much time on their hands.</description>
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               <media:description>In this clip see how Patches the Horse proves that even the largest of pets have personality by taking joy rides and munching on cheese burgers. Also featured in this clip, a couple of guys with way too much time on their hands.</media:description>
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               <title>An Extreme Arrest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=421</link>
               <description>If you plan on taking hostages and negotiating with the Police on providing you with a getaway vehicle, don't do it in Spain. After a recent string of terrorist attacks, the Spanish Police doesn't mess around when trying to apprehend this abductor.</description>
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               <media:description>If you plan on taking hostages and negotiating with the Police on providing you with a getaway vehicle, don't do it in Spain. After a recent string of terrorist attacks, the Spanish Police doesn't mess around when trying to apprehend this abductor.</media:description>
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               <title>Bus Driver Goes Crazy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=420</link>
               <description>Living the life of a bus driver can be a trying experience. And when you spend your job driving around other people's kids, sometimes they talk back and you have no choice but to keep cool. This bus driver was unable to keep his cool.</description>
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               <media:description>Living the life of a bus driver can be a trying experience. And when you spend your job driving around other people's kids, sometimes they talk back and you have no choice but to keep cool. This bus driver was unable to keep his cool.</media:description>
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               <title>Great Moments in Rap: It Was A Good Day</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=393</link>
               <description>It's time for another visit with your favorite Englishman, Nigel Kennsington as he recites the lyrics from one of his favorite rap songs, 'It Was a Good Day' by Ice Cube. Come sit by the fire and relax. WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE</description>
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               <title>Great Moments in Rap: Gangsta of Love</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=392</link>
               <description>There's nothing like a stuffy Englishman reciting rap lyrics as if they were classical poems. Come sit by the fire with your host Nigel Kennsington as he recites lyrics from the Geto Boys, Gangsta of Love. WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE</description>
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               <title>They're Coming to Get You Barbara</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=358</link>
               <description>They're coming to get you Barbara' . A line that was made famous by the Night of the Living Dead. Watch this clip as Barbara is pitted against the dead in a struggle for survival. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</description>
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               <media:title>They're Coming to Get You Barbara</media:title>
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               <media:description>They're coming to get you Barbara' . A line that was made famous by the Night of the Living Dead. Watch this clip as Barbara is pitted against the dead in a struggle for survival. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</media:description>
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               <title>The Hero Gets Rewarded</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=357</link>
               <description>They won't stay dead! In the 1968 classic and creepy horror film Night of the Living Dead, dead locals have been brought back to life by radiation. In this clip one of the movies heroes gets his reward. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</description>
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               <media:title>The Hero Gets Rewarded</media:title>
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               <title>Karen Slaughters Mommy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=356</link>
               <description>George Romero's classic 1968 zombie-fest, Night of the Living Dead offers some disturbing images, even decades later. In this clip, young Karen turns on her family. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</description>
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               <media:title>Karen Slaughters Mommy</media:title>
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               <media:description>George Romero's classic 1968 zombie-fest, Night of the Living Dead offers some disturbing images, even decades later. In this clip, young Karen turns on her family. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</media:description>
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               <title>Zombie Picnic</title>
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               <description>Night of the Living dead pits the dead against the living in a struggle for survival. In this clip watch as the zombies have a picnic. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</description>
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               <media:title>Zombie Picnic</media:title>
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               <media:description>Night of the Living dead pits the dead against the living in a struggle for survival. In this clip watch as the zombies have a picnic. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</media:description>
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               <title>Race to the Gas Pump</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=354</link>
               <description>They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH! Night of the Living Dead took movie viewers by surprise in 1968. In this clip watch the horror as they try to escape. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</description>
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               <media:description>They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH! Night of the Living Dead took movie viewers by surprise in 1968. In this clip watch the horror as they try to escape. WARNING: Contains graphic and gruesome content.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/gass.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>What's Wrong With This Car?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=331</link>
               <description>Watch this clip and see if you can find out what is wrong with the car. Take a driving adventure down a winding peaceful road. WARNING: Not for the faint at heart.</description>
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               <media:title>What's Wrong With This Car?</media:title>
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               <media:description>Watch this clip and see if you can find out what is wrong with the car. Take a driving adventure down a winding peaceful road. WARNING: Not for the faint at heart.</media:description>
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               <title>BizarreNews.com - Where's The Beef?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=329</link>
               <description>The phrase 'Where's the Beef?' takes on a whole new meaning. Will meat products become an acceptable substitute for cold hard cash in the sex industry? The question has been asked and BizarreNews.com is there!</description>
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               <media:title>BizarreNews.com - Where's The Beef?</media:title>
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               <media:description>The phrase 'Where's the Beef?' takes on a whole new meaning. Will meat products become an acceptable substitute for cold hard cash in the sex industry? The question has been asked and BizarreNews.com is there!</media:description>
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               <title>BizarreNews.com: Norway</title>
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               <description>Unsolicited oral sex takes a blow in the Norwegian courts. Can a woman rape a man? She can if you're passed out at a house party in Norway.  From the leader of strange but true news BizarreNews.com</description>
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               <title>The original Star Wars Kid Video Clip</title>
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               <description>Here is a kid that was goofing off at a school video studio. His mock battle has been downloaded by over 15 million Internet users across the world.</description>
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               <media:description>Here is a kid that was goofing off at a school video studio. His mock battle has been downloaded by over 15 million Internet users across the world.</media:description>
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               <title>Star Wars Kid vs. Numa Numa Kid</title>
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               <media:description>Two of the most downloaded  Internet video clips are put together in one hilarious and can't stop watching music video. Don't they look related?</media:description>
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               <title>Numa Numa Dance Song</title>
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               <description>O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei was  very popular in Europe but unknown in America until a 19 year old from New Jersey made a small video with his webcam.</description>
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               <media:description>O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei was  very popular in Europe but unknown in America until a 19 year old from New Jersey made a small video with his webcam.</media:description>
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               <title>Rifleman - Bear Attack</title>
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               <description>Join Lucas McCain, the Rifleman, in this video clip that shows us just how bad sfx were in the 50's. Check out the dude in the bear costume.</description>
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               <media:description>Join Lucas McCain, the Rifleman, in this video clip that shows us just how bad sfx were in the 50's. Check out the dude in the bear costume.</media:description>
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               <title>Shirley Temple War Babies</title>
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               <description>Here's a bizarre video clip of Shirley Temple in War Babies. Shirley and the cast of infants and toddlers do a take-off of war movies from that era. This clip is definitely out of the ordinary, and I guarantee you will be in awe.</description>
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               <media:description>Here's a bizarre video clip of Shirley Temple in War Babies. Shirley and the cast of infants and toddlers do a take-off of war movies from that era. This clip is definitely out of the ordinary, and I guarantee you will be in awe.</media:description>
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               <title>Rocky Horror Picture Show - Dammit Janet</title>
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               <description>From the 1975 cult classic favorite The Rocky Horror Picture Show, see Brad profess his love to Janet on their wedding day. This is a hilarious clip is one of the most memorable parts of this film.</description>
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               <media:description>From the 1975 cult classic favorite The Rocky Horror Picture Show, see Brad profess his love to Janet on their wedding day. This is a hilarious clip is one of the most memorable parts of this film.</media:description>
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               <title>Rocky Horror - Transylvania Transvestite</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=212</link>
               <description>Check out Tim Curry in his signature role as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the cult classic favorite Rocky Horror Picture Show. See a yound Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick too!</description>
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               <media:description>Check out Tim Curry in his signature role as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the cult classic favorite Rocky Horror Picture Show. See a yound Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick too!</media:description>
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               <title>Rocky Horror Picture Show - The Time Warp</title>
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               <description>..just a jump to the left... Who can forget this one-of-a-kind dance scene? Watch, have fun and participate in the infamous dance craze from the classic cult film. We must warn you... you will be singing and dancing in your seat.</description>
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               <media:title>Rocky Horror Picture Show - The Time Warp</media:title>
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               <media:description>..just a jump to the left... Who can forget this one-of-a-kind dance scene? Watch, have fun and participate in the infamous dance craze from the classic cult film. We must warn you... you will be singing and dancing in your seat.</media:description>
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               <title>Bushisms - Top 10</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=204</link>
               <description>This is a good-natured look at President Bush's less than stellar use of the English language. Whether you love him or hate him, you will enjoy this clip that features 50 minutes of classic Bushisms.</description>
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               <media:title>Bushisms - Top 10</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is a good-natured look at President Bush's less than stellar use of the English language. Whether you love him or hate him, you will enjoy this clip that features 50 minutes of classic Bushisms.</media:description>
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               <title>Hitler Speech At Youth Rally</title>
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               <description>The mad genius of Adolf Hitler understood that he had to capture the minds and hearts of every German citizen, and turn them into national fanatics. In this historic clip Hitler addresses a rally of thousands of Hitler Youth.</description>
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               <media:description>The mad genius of Adolf Hitler understood that he had to capture the minds and hearts of every German citizen, and turn them into national fanatics. In this historic clip Hitler addresses a rally of thousands of Hitler Youth.</media:description>
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               <title>George Carlin on Nose Piercing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=106</link>
               <description>For more than four decades, George Carlin has made us laugh and think with his salty, provocative style of standup comedy.  Watch as George Carlin explains the hazards of nose peircing.</description>
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               <media:title>George Carlin on Nose Piercing</media:title>
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               <media:description>For more than four decades, George Carlin has made us laugh and think with his salty, provocative style of standup comedy.  Watch as George Carlin explains the hazards of nose peircing.</media:description>
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               <title>Vietnam: Burning Monk- Warning</title>
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               <description>WARNING: This footage is graphic and disturbing. It shows a dramatic scene of a monk surrounded by flames and reveals the enormous political impact this had both inside and outside of Vietnam.</description>
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               <media:description>WARNING: This footage is graphic and disturbing. It shows a dramatic scene of a monk surrounded by flames and reveals the enormous political impact this had both inside and outside of Vietnam.</media:description>
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